I know I'm probably not but....

[Haribosmum]

I've had the contraception implant for the past 3 months with no problems but now I'm feeling sick, peeing loads, nipples sore tired, and this morning I though AF was starting but now NOTHING! (Just a bit when I wiped - sorry if TMI). So I'm starting to worry that I might be pregnant again. So could someone please tell me to stop worrying and I'll send my baby dust to you lovely ladys who actually WANT to be preggers!!

Stop worrying , but pee on a stick just in case.

Yeah, my favourite pastime! I will do it after the weekend if AF doesn't arrive. Bloody body, when you do want to be preggers you're not and when you don't want to be you are!

AF normally responds promptly to the call of a pee'd on stick Why waste the weekend, find out now so you can celebrate/commisserate.

Tis true about AF heeding the pee. A bit like the bus turning up as soon as I lit a fag

Anyway - hope you get the result you want.

Beansprout, smoking a fag while peeing on a stick AT A BUS STOP!

You're heading for an ASBO girl!

Tis true, I am a girl of many talents. Am going to put "good at multi-tasking" on my CV and see if Surallen would be interested

Beansprout - you are in for competition though - all men possess the ability to fart, scratch and feel hungry at the same time. All while not taking their eyes off the telly!

Yeah, but they can all do that. I appeal to a more discerning audience