Ridiculous Symptom Spotting

[jemimafuddleduck]

I know IABU here! Sorry for TMI...
I am only 2-3dpo but for the past two days I have felt SO bloated and have had mild cramps, like when you have a dicky tummy.
I never usually have these symptoms post ovulation, and of course it could just be coincidence.
Has anybody else had these symptoms and ended up with BFP? What have been your v v v early signs?
I appreciate I'll probably feel stupid in 2 weeks time when AF arrives!

It's progesterone and a coincidence. You won't get pregnancy symptoms until after implantation and the pregnancy hormone bug rises. Implantation happens 6-12 dpo (9 dpo is average).

@physicskate thank you

Nothing of substance to add only your phrase of dicky tummy reminds me of my late grandfather. Made me smile on this miserable morning.

@ClaryFray haha

@jemimafuddleduck I am totally with you on this one - right down to the 'I know I'll feel a fool when AF arrives' thing! Am 3 dpo and felt nausea / bloating since yesterday. The worst part is I'm going through second month of tests as last month showed I didn't ovulate at all - so it's very unlikely! Though I did feel symptoms a week or so post ovulation with DS, I know really it can't be this time. Our brains are tricksters!

I had very strong positives on ovulation tests 3-5 days after conception. Just the cheap poundshop ones. No symptoms though until about 6 weeks and even then it was lower back pain and thirst rather than tiredness or nausea (that came later on)