looking for nutty fun loving ttcers to share tips!

[thisisouryrfx18]

Wanted to start a thread for slightly bonkers ttcers who can laugh at themselves & boost one anothers moral😉 shy posters scared to talk about the nitty gritty shagging at all hrs and discussing cm in detail need not reply!😜

@thisisouryrfx18 it's such a Drag isn't it!! Currently mastering the art of painting and wallpapering 😂 it'll look fab in the end though!

Snow, again?!?😭😂

@susso yup but it doesnt say that on my weather app ppl just keep tellin me snow this weekend typical holiday wkend lol i drove by the cutest shop yesterday im like why cant i be decorating a nursery instead it was soo sweet lol

@xLeanne128 you never know. Get a BD in on Monday just in case. You may ov a day later than expected so no harm in trying. 🤞🏻
@susso that shit. Hopefully in a couple days you'll have a nice strong line.
@thisisouryrfx18 I've got a massive list of diy to do round the house this weekend. CBA either!! Off to Our other flat today to clean, cos we're putting it in the market on Tuesday. Don't wanna spend the whole weekend cleaning and painting, but it nice to be busy cos it makes me think less about the TWW!

There's snow on the Brecon Beacons atm so yes we could be getting more this weekend ladies!

@cakelaur yh im the same not in tww but need a bloody distraction from ttc whens ur af due?

xLeanne128 certainly could be enough though! They say sperm lives for up to 7 days so hopefully they were waiting around for your egg! Fx!

susso urgh that sucks! Hoping for you still though.

thisisouryrfx18 don't think it's gonna snow where I am luckily. Just horrid rain which sucks as Monday I'm off to a wedding and meant to be awful weather all day. Poor things. Hope you get proper stuck into decorating and hopefully you'll be doing the nursery soon

This wait till fertile time is so dull. Almost as bad as TWW I swear. This is so gonna be our month though. Just got that lucky feeling (And were trying more things than usual too!)

Thanks @twittlebee fx for yous..u organised for wedding? Where r u on ur cycle? Im cd18 of 42day cycle

I have found chocolate my best distraction.

AF arrived today, literally didn't even feel her coming like I normally would, didn't even realise she'd arrived 🙈😳 this never happens.

Eurgh, time to start alllllll over again. Gd luck to all this cycle 😘😘 xx

I really can't be bothered with more snow, it's spring!!😭😂

I've had more cramps today, just like period pains so I think AF is on her way 🤷🏽‍♀️ think the line was Defo an evap...

I just want my cycle to regulate again so I can keep track of it!!

@susso really sorry to hear about af signs but still keeping fx!!

I've just used my first OPK (cheapo) and pretty surprised to see it was neg. CM and general dates would suggest that today or tomorrow will be O so I was expecting at least a faint line. Is this the kind of thing I should be getting a faint line on, or am I just waiting for a one off pass/fail sort of situation? All this talk of flashing smiley faces etc have got me confused!

Hope everyone is having a good bank holiday and managing to BD or distract as much as possible!!!

And @Hopefulalways I'm so sorry to hear you got AF today, thinking of you xx

thisisouryrfx18 not organised at all. Haven't even decided what I'm wearing yet haha. CD7 for me so just waiting for fertile stage now. You must be nearly there?

Hopefulalways sorry to hear AF caught you by surprise. Fx for next time. I'm munching my way through chocolate whilst watching OBEM atm haha

susso urgh really sucks but hopefully your body be sorted after this period for you.

GoldilocksTheGraceless hmm that is strange. I'm pretty sure you should always have some sort of line on an opk? Then when the line is as dark or dark than the control line then that's when it's a positive

Aloha ladies I am soooooo best after 10 hour shift in the pharmacy and have somehow sprained my entire leg. Is that even possible ?!! I don't think so lol. So just dtd with oh . TMI..Just wondering do u ladies lie up for a while with the "goods" inside ? If I was to stand up after honestly no sperm would meet the egg . It literally all falls out . How long should I lie down for ?

@TwittleBee I'll try again tomorrow in early afternoon. Wondering if a mixture of it being my first time using it/very late evening test/straight after DTD (tmi). I'll see what happens with it tomorrow! My worst fear is that being on contraception (pill then implant then minera coil) for 9 years means I'll never O again! 😱😱😱
...and breathe 🙄😇

@lolacola13 I always hang around horizontally with legs flying all over for about 20 minutes. DP kindly laughs at me for most of it until I use it as an excuse for him to go fetch things for me 😂

I've found my people!

I'm 12dpo (I think) and currently got some cramps, of course it's nothing to do with the entire chocolate bar I ate earlier... AF is due on Tuesday, I tested yesterday, resisted the urge today but I have no willpower to not tomorrow

@GoldilocksTheGraceless yes I also did this! Fetch my tv glasses, a drink plz, a bit of an Easter egg , etc I could go on.... im not even ov. Iv just got into habit of doing it now lol it's good practice . I'm cd 11 and usually ov 18-20 so bit early but u never know .

Ooooh @TwittleBee what are you trying this month? I hope it's our month! I feel good about this month too! 🤞🏻it's our month!!
@thisisouryrfx18 you must be approaching fertile week soon! Anything planned?
@Hopefulalways sorry AF showed!! Hopefully you've almost got one more cycle to get your 2018 baby? 🤞🏻
@susso I hope you get your answer soon! Being in limbo is the worst!

@GoldilocksTheGraceless what cd are you on? And how long is your cycle usually?

@lolacola13 thank you! Just to answer your earlier question, I do try and lie with it in me for a bit, some times DP also stays in a bit longer after it as I read somewhere than can help! Sorry for wayyy tmi 😂😂😂

I am definitely coming on my period I can feel it, hopefully this sorts my body out!

@GoldilocksTheGraceless the cheap opk are quite confusing! I got 2 lines a lot of the time but they were very faint, other times I had only one line but there wasn't really a common trend. They confused me a little so I decided I'd leave them and maybe give them another try once I know where my cycles at!

lolacola13 always lay there with pillow under my bum for a good 10 minutes haha.

GoldilocksTheGraceless don't worry you will haha. It is recommended that you take a test every 12 hours to spot your surge btw.

DaisyMay25 welcome!!! Hope AF doesn't show for your Tuesday. I just scoffed 1/2 a chocolate egg, feel sick now haha

Cakelaur this month we are gonba DTD every other day and then every day on fertile days (as predocted by FF and opks). Also gonna be trying grapefruit and pineapples during fertile days. OH also is gonna do any nights feeds that occur round fertile stage and TWW to ensure my body is in top shape to implant haha.

Sorry@susso and @hopefulalways afs is a total bitch! Yh@goldilocks opks need2lines to appear or its an invalid test i think its the test line has to b darker than the control line to b positive but im no expert i just starting using them myself the smiley face appears on clearblue opks. @twittlebee Shopping trip for wedding clothes thats a gd distraction!😉 Im not sure when I ovulate or if I even ovulate at all tbh im assuming it wouldnt b until at least cd28 so still got a long wait I hate my stupidly long cycles!@cakelaur ive been drinking my raspberry leaf tea got new vits loads of oj heard vit c helps waiting on my preseed arriving and just dtd non stop haha

thisisouryrfx18 would you be tempted into OPKs or BBT charting? Would drive me insane with the long cycles. I'm pissed enough that since having DS my cycle has lengthened by 2/3days

Welcome @DaisyMay25 !❤