Fuck, am I?

[olderthanyouthink]

Please tell me I'm wrong and I'm not pregnant 🙏

Had 2 condom mishaps on 22/2 & 27/2 took MAP within 3-ish hours and 14-ish hours. First day of my last period was 3/2, next one is "due" 12/3 (I've never had regular periods).

Took a test this morning because apparently you can do it 2 weeks after MAP or 4 days before your period.

Those are three false positives, right...?

They do look positive to me, I know that's not what you want to hear though.

Might be worth retesting with another brand. ICs are notorious for false negatives but also for very realistic evaps!

Look positive to me, but I’d get a supermarket pink dye one and double check.
And maybe given your condom misshaps there could have been others you weren’t aware of?

Sorry they look positive to me. I've used those kind hundreds of times and never had lines unless pregnant.

Pay abit more and get a first response or clear blue digital to confirm. Look positive though unless a faulty batch... hope you get the news you want and if you don't you do have options. Hope you are ok xx

Shit, thanks for the nth opinions

Will get a clear blue digital at lunch

I know I have options and it's super early, just need to be sure and then go from there

They look positive to me.

If you get a digital be mindful that they aren't as sensitive. When I got a faint positive it took a few more days for a digi to show a positive. It was a bit confusing to have a test with a line and a digi saying I wasn't pregnant.

I hope you are ok

bath thanks for the heads up about the digital ones, will get a pink one

Well shit

Are you ok op?

Sorry that’s not what you wanted to see. Can you talk it over with someone in real life?

Sorry. Get moving on your options, and all best.

I'm ok-ish

Told bf at lunchtime and he's with me now.

Hope you’re okay OP

I had this over 10yrs ago, condom split took MAP within a few hours. I didn’t realise that the MAP might not work if taken around the same time as ovulation. I only took a pregnancy test as I was advised to do one after two weeks.

I’m sorry it’s not what you wanted OP.
Hope you are getting real life support

Hope your ok xx

That’s a darker line too for a night wee- I’d say you’re further on than you may think.

Isadora I thought it was dark too. how can I be more pregnant though? My last period was normal. Could it be dark because I haven't drunk enough?

@olderthanyouthink sorry you've got an unwanted pregnancy. That last test is probably more sensitive than the others, hence the darker line. Definitely positive though.

How are you doing OP?

Hope you are ok @older

@Mooey89 & @rosieposies thanks for checking in with me, I'm ok and looks like I'll have a baby in November. (Still terrified but a little excited too)

Sounds like congratulations then OP! (What on earth is the emoticon in your opening post? Looks rather phallic on my old computer, but seems to have yellow whiskers, and blue bits!)

Thanks @FreshStartToday
The emoji is hands pressed together like in prayer

I'm so glad it's all worked out for you! Is this your first?