I’m laughing at myself because I’m 5DPO and seriously considering POAS tomorrow even though it is LITERALLY PHYSIOLOGICALLY IMPOSSIBLE for it to show a BFP even if I were pregnant! 
I do remember a poster in here a few years ago getting a crazy early BFP at like 7DPO so I am filled with false hope
Also obviously symptoms spotting like a madwoman, despite the fact that when I did get a BFP before I actually had zero symptoms whatsoever until about 6 weeks.
I am clearly being driven round the bend! 