Those of you who have children already, how long did it take for your periods to return to a reliable rhythm after having your baby?!
I gave birth to DC2 17 weeks ago, first period arrived about 7 weeks postpartum, and my periods since then have always started during the first week of the month. It's now the 14th, and no sign of it 
DH and I have been using condoms since DS was born, and have been inspecting them meticulously for splits and haven't noticed any.
Please tell me this could just be my body having a bit of a malfunction. I think my stomach will actually fall out of my arse from shock if I'm pregnant again so soon