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Hut of Gl/Doom tercera- We hate babydust and we don't care.

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duchesse · 19/02/2007 14:19

I'm imaging this one as more of an Eeyore stick hut type thing. Maybe Eeyore is actually still in residence.

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feedmenow · 05/03/2007 11:03

Just for a bit of added info, the doctor at the clinic has told me to wash my intimate areas with emulsifying cream indefinately, as well as massaging inside and out with it until the problem has cleared up. And no doubt the stuff will not react well with sperm seeing as I am mid-cycle and most need to be shagging!!

lissielou · 05/03/2007 11:05

oh feck.... ever wish you were a man? they dont have this prob!

lissielou · 05/03/2007 11:05

sorry, these probs!

feedmenow · 05/03/2007 11:11

Too bloody right I wish I was a man!
And do they all live in cloud cuckoo land, or is it just my dp?!? Having been spelling out to him for the last week that he needs to cut down fags and booze for the next couple of weeks to ensure he has super sperm, and also requesting that I see evidence of said super sperm every day for the next ??? he seems to have completely missed out on what I'm saying to him!! I really didn't want to have to say "I'm fertile so we need to shag every day" cos I don't want to add that pressure, but having only seen action on Saturday this weekend I felt the need this morning to be rather more obvious with him and have told him in no indefinate terms that I expect action every day for the next few days. I wonder whether it will sink in this time.....?

lissielou · 05/03/2007 11:14

pmsl, dh is obsessing about his pornpot donation. ffs! he gets to spank his monkey while i get some spotty 15yo with cold hands trying to grapple with my useless cervix

feedmenow · 05/03/2007 14:30

How can you be expected to take a spotty 15yo seriously when they're talking about your fertility/reproduction!! And has said 15yo even lost his virginity yet? Imagine if he gets to grapple with cervixes all day and hasn't even lost his cherry yet!

lissielou · 05/03/2007 14:49

pmsl! my dysfunctional fanjo would put him off for life

BellaBear · 05/03/2007 16:34

Can I come in? I'm feeling quite low today. Bloody period. In more than one way.

beansprout · 05/03/2007 17:10

Just popping in to say hello to y'all. Am really fed up with all of this at the moment. Am sick of treading water and waiting for something that isn't happening. Can't be bothered with very much at all. May just hang out in the tent for a bit.

Welcome to Bella and everyone else who has joined us. If you want misery, this is where it's at!!!

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duchesse · 05/03/2007 17:30

Sorry you're feeling crappy, all, particularly Beansprout. I am sorry to report that I'm feeling so horriblement cheerful I've taken to hanging out in the Tent, or even gasp! in the ttc thread. I should hopefully be back to normal, just as soon as my next period arrives- EDP- 16/03.

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beansprout · 05/03/2007 17:32

Go for it Duchesse, I'm glad to hear you are a bit chipper. I want reports from the other side!

Impatience · 05/03/2007 19:08

Take it easy, Duchesse, you don't want to strain a cheeriness ligament. You're going at it cold and out of practice

Did a test this afternoon. Way too early. Don't know why I did it really. Guess I just wanted a nice explanation for why I feel so ropey. OF COURSE there was only one line. And looking at that one line I just felt that certainty that all my tests would always look like that.

Am now in that 2nd week (as I said, test was embarrassingly early...) and am feeling the gloom and doom really start to set in... It's gonna be a tough one.

londonlottie · 05/03/2007 19:15

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BellaBear · 05/03/2007 20:29

Can I moan? It is really a very shallow thing. The longer it takes, the more inconvenient maternity leave will be. There, I've said it.

And I'm getting a bit bored of purposeful sex.

And I want a drink.

plummymummy · 05/03/2007 23:35

Oh bellabear I'm so with you on that train of thought

Impatience · 06/03/2007 09:31

Lottie, you beat me: I was 10dpo. Am now certain that I am not pregnant, and never will be.

feedmenow · 06/03/2007 13:16

Hello all saddos (myself included in that generalisation).
So, I told dp in no uncertain terms yesterday that we needed to shag, nd also asked him if this was what he really wanted, if he was feeling the pressure, etc.
So he gets home from work yesterday being tedious and thoughtless, then when hwe go to bed he tweaked my nipple, then wondered why I was somewhat put off! Oh, he was also semi-watching Monster frigging Moves on TV! Then when I didn't leap for joy at the tenderness/romance/passion of it all it resulted (I actually typed "reslutted" there! I wonder if reslutted is in the Oxford dictionary....? Might check that out in a moment....). Anyway, I digressed! The outcome was that I ended up sleeping in the spare bed. And this morning he comes out with some crap about not being able to do it on demand!! What about me? Does he think I can do it on a single nipple tweak?? Well, right now I've had enough! Don't see why I should be pill popping, eating this and not eating that, not smoking and not drinking when he gets to do sod all!! I'm truly hacked off

feedmenow · 06/03/2007 13:17

In fact, so hacked off that I couldn't even manage a full-stop at the end of that post!!

Impatience · 06/03/2007 15:03

Feedme, that sounds crap.

Why not make yourself feel even worse by perusing the couple of current threads about people getting pregnant and it being the worst thing that could possibly happen to them. That'll really top your day off.

beansprout · 06/03/2007 16:01

Am glad I was not the only one to be visited by the green eyed monster when I read those.

Those threads should not be in conception. They should have their own section called "f*ckwittage".

BellaBear · 06/03/2007 16:18

I feeling so miserable and jealous and I think it must be unhealthy.

Also, something weird happened yesterday, and I don't know what it was.

I just want to have a baby.

Might go and have a cry now.

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duchesse · 06/03/2007 16:34

Chortling at Beansprout. Sorry, Beansprout. [truly very sorry face]

Impatience, is this despair, or have you visited a fortune teller since a couple of days ago?

Bellabear- it's not unhealthy until you actually start to turn green.

Feedme- I can't STAND that nipple tweak thing either. I want to hit him when he does that. I think he's noticed though, and has recently stopped doing it. Where exactly do they learn that?? Are there special classes at school?

Hi everybody else- sorry, must go and fetch some children from the bus.

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ammylovesolivia · 06/03/2007 17:24

I agree bout threads about women getting pregnant but it being the absolute pits.

Hello????????!!!!!!!!!!!!

You are in conception? Do you not think that people in here might actually want some conception going on?

beansprout · 06/03/2007 18:19

I do seriously think that there should be a section called "am I pregnant?" where all posts trigger the automatic reply of "well hun, the only way to really know is to do a test".

In fact, another website would be good right now.

Impatience · 06/03/2007 20:02

Hi Duchesse. Hope you got the right children. I just can't imagine that I am ever going to conceive. I used to have merry little daydreams about having a big belly, about holding that newly born babe, about actually giving birth (and of course everything being fine). Now when I try to imagine those things I don't see anything. It's like tuning in to an empty channel. It's odd how definate it feels. And I feel like I'm just carrying on because that's what I do.

I can't even bring myself to cling to any kind of queasiness, ache, tiredness as a potential sign. Let's face it I simply haven't had enough sleep, had too much maple syrup on that pancake and did a hard run. Those aches etc DO NOT mean I'm pregnant.

I'm defiantely in the 2nd week wait gloom.