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Lights twinkle, it's icy cold outside, 'tis the season of Yuletide, come and join us - yes you! For this is JS62!

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Ain626 · 04/12/2016 10:52

Fred rules (copied and adapted from previous Fred)

  1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
  2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
  3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
  4. Thou shalt share with your fredmates where needed.
  5. Thou shalt not be offended by the word vagina.


JSing lingo
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ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others. Also known as 'the witch', 'bitch witch' and 'that one with the red shiny convertible'

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a Kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce envy in other posters).

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit), or PIATLH (Tea light holder), PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in! PONF = Pee on Nigel Farage (Self explanatory)

ROC = Receptacle of Choice - what one chooses to use for the task of POAS. Optional decorations include photographs of controversial political leaders.

JIAC = Jizz in a Cup. Preferable to jizz on the carpet or jizz in the eye. This one's for the lucky men in our lives.

Jizz in a bra = how we transport the jizz to the Sperm Queen

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into TTC obsession. Warning - this may happen to you if you start trying to POAS at 5dpo. PUT. THE. PISSY. STICK. DOWN. IT'S TOO EARLY!

Contraband (or Cuntraband) = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

Icing = ovulating. Another autocorrect development!

Getting your Cape on = planning some serious pouncing on DH/DP

SOTM = Shagger of the Month. Awarded with varying regularity to those viroids who go above and beyond EOD shagging in pursuit of that BFP

TWOT - Two Weeks of Torture. AKA Schroedingering!
TWPU - Two Week Piss Up!

Keeping your gingers = fingers crossed, yet another autocorrect development! Shortened to 'gx'

Doing a Lemon = Testing WAAAAAAAY to early!

Miroid - The male compadre of a viroid

Cat - Compulsory

Skittletits - Killer molten painful tits and nipples

Ghost jizz/goat jazz - When the amazing foof sucks up all the jizz - achieved when coming at the same time/nearly the same time.

The link to Part 61 is HERE

The current Grads Fred is HERE

The current Mumming Fred is HERE

The rather nobbish article in which we became a little bit notorious is HERE

The brilliantly pearl-clutchy Fred about 'how wooode' our Fred is darlings is HERE

Stats sheet is HERE

Recent research PROVING WE ARE RIGHT is HERE

We are the dark side of MN... Welcome!
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angelazul · 12/12/2016 07:57

Kwick great news on the follicle growth Star

Corgi glad to hear all is good so far, gx it continues.

Still no sign of the witch, some light spotting (only when I wipe) on & off, & weirdly had a blob of ewcm yesterday Confused Been feeling like she's going to arrive since Saturday evening, cramping has ramped up a bit this morning, messing with my head big time.

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angelazul · 12/12/2016 17:03

So AF has now made an appearance, 4 days late. And to think this time last week I was worrying about her being early Sad

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kwick · 12/12/2016 17:08

angel Flowers

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NovaArt3mis · 12/12/2016 17:15

Sorry Angel Wine Chocolate

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ScottishLady7 · 12/12/2016 19:52

Sorry angel Chocolate for you.

kwick glad your follies are behaving! Are you supping the blue milk like your life depends on it?!

corgi 12 weeks, eek exciting!! Hope you're faring ok. Must be a stressful time. Any symptoms to speak of?

Welcome back stumbly your kitty cat looks adorable covered in yoghurt!! Xmas Grin

As for me, CD 30 here. Cycle normally 35 days and that would fit with when my ultimate contraband thinks I iced so Gx... I will POAS at the end of the week and not before, no sirreee and keep you all posted, you lucky things!

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SofiePendragon · 12/12/2016 20:13

Sorry about af angel Wine

Hope the airline took good care of your stabbing equipment kwick

Fx for end of the week Scottish

CD67 here - should have had af visit twice by now Confused No signs of anything except occasional right sided cramps which I think are most likely due to folic acid Sad Off to see GP later this week, so will see what they say.

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kwick · 12/12/2016 20:28

scottish I had a glass of milk this morning... forgot to order more with my room service dinner...

sofie Ryanair managed to deliver my stabbing equipment safe and sound Grin
Hope GP sheds light on why no AF.

Womble feels like it will explode...

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stumblymonkey · 13/12/2016 21:20

Sorry AF turned up angela WineChocolate

Cats love yoghurt....they shouldn't have too much though as they can get an upset tummy so they only get to lick what is left in the pot!

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stumblymonkey · 13/12/2016 21:21

Angel....not sure who Angela is Xmas Grin

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corgi88 · 14/12/2016 16:54

My dog also gets to lick empty yogurt pots! This is a task she takes very seriously Grin

Scottish not many symptoms- sore boobs, occasional twinge, constipation, bloating. Also constant and unrelenting anxiety. Have started to try and release this by shouting "ANXIETY!" at DH which is making him anxious Grin bless him, he is very rational though. Obviously would not wish to have morning sickness - sounds grim - but can see how it would at least be a bit reassuring! Oh well, not long til scan. runs and hides behind freshly purchased Christmas tree
How is your TWOT going?
Hope your injections aren't too bad kwick and that your AF is over quickly angel.
Sofie what a long cycle! Have you had any scans for pcos yet? Apologies if you have already said...
Hope everyone else is getting stuck into the mulled wine, alcoholic or not!

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kwick · 14/12/2016 19:09

I have not had even a whiff of mulled wine Sad but now I am back in Blighty maybe I will!
What a long day - waiting at Heathrow for Express...

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angelazul · 14/12/2016 19:28

The witch has done one now, glad to see the back of her. Not much shagging will be done until Christmas though, dh still doing ridiculously long hours Angry

Do it kwick!!!

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kwick · 14/12/2016 19:54

Now in taxi....

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SofiePendragon · 14/12/2016 21:55

corgi when I had my 12 week scan I was half expecting them to say "there's nothing there you idiot!" I felt much better about it all after that first scan - hope you do too!

I've got an appt to see my GP on Friday - hoping they'll do a scan. Never had a cycle this long before. Going to test tomorrow to check it's still Bfn (not expecting anything else really but don't want to look silly!)

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LisaSimpsonsbff · 15/12/2016 08:25

Hello, do you mind if I join? I have a TMI sex question and this seems to be the place for those! I'm 29 and on cycle 4 of TTC first child - so still early days, I know. My question is about oral sex... I was idly googling 'legs in air after sex' (as one does) last night and something I read said oral sex as foreplay was forbidden during TTC, and further research (by which I mean googling) revealed that this is common advice. Am I an idiot not to know this?! Does it really make a difference? Am very reluctant to give it up...

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kwick · 15/12/2016 08:45

Welcome lisa!!
I am sure you will get better responses than mine as I am a singleton and having to procure my magic potion but I have heard that something in saliva is not good for the magic potion...

So just had day 11 scan and Dr said I was juicy!!! One follicle at 16mm, another at 15mm, the lining at 8.6mm. Just waiting to get more meds...

I need to give myself a good talking to as I am very stressed again about work stuff... added to by the tragic fact that we had an employee suicide on Tuesday... had nightmares about that all night...
Think I will go with some sanskrit chanting....

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ScottishLady7 · 15/12/2016 11:23

Oh kwick that sounds awful, big hugs Flowers

Welcome lisa!

Well, this just happened... going to go and get a FRER for tomorrow. Gx!

Lights twinkle, it's icy cold outside, 'tis the season of Yuletide, come and join us - yes you! For this is JS62!
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corgi88 · 15/12/2016 12:22

Omg Omg Omg Scottish get a frer now and POAS immediately and report back!!!!!!!!! Nearly wees self with excitement
Ahem.... Or wait til tomorrow as any calm rational person would!
When was af due?
Eeeeee

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corgi88 · 15/12/2016 12:25

Sorry also forgot to say welcome Lisa - and don't worry too much about saliva etc, I think at this point the key thing is to relax and enjoy it. Or if you are worried you could avoid bjs/oral around the time you ovulate? I was worried about it as well but got preggers anyway!
Kwick that sounds awful. Hope you are ok. Hugs and non alcoholic mulled wine!

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stumblymonkey · 15/12/2016 12:27

An employee suicide....that's so very sad Sad
It's a shame when there is such brilliant support available privately that people can't afford or can afford but don't know about.

One of my colleagues from a previous employer did it....really struck me as we went off sick with MH issues at the same time and three months later on the same day I went back to work for the first time he reached the end of his tether. Left a wife and two young children.

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ZylaB · 15/12/2016 16:08

Meh CD1

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ScottishLady7 · 15/12/2016 16:31

Sorry zyla ChocolateFlowers

I feel a bad about the timing of this now, but I couldn't wait... AF due tomorrow- should I wait a couple of days before getting excited??

Lights twinkle, it's icy cold outside, 'tis the season of Yuletide, come and join us - yes you! For this is JS62!
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ScottishLady7 · 15/12/2016 16:32

And sorry stumbly that is so tragic. I hope you are doing better from a MH point of view.

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jellypi3 · 15/12/2016 16:38

Congrats scottish

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kwick · 15/12/2016 18:39

That is really sad stumbly
It was not in this country, there is also no clue as to why. The police are investigating. It was very dramatic and some employees saw - we have arranged on going counselling for all those that want it. The onsite HR is great - I am making sure he is ok.
Both my uncle and cousin committed suicide - has churned up all of that - but I am ok.

Sorry zyla Flowers

scottish!!! CONGRATULATIONS!!!! I am delighted!!! StarStarStar

So I am on my way home to inject again and I have another scan and bloods tomorrow... may the juiciness continue!!!

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