Behold a mighty and long post:
Oh the old one night stand bit - yep my GP congratulated me on being safe and sensible rather than doing that!
Coparenting.co.uk do offer many many many gay men in your area who want to be a sperm donor or a coparent - I did consider this, but then decided to go with my own clinics bank and thats £760 incl tax per sample.
Oh my, well Kwick please have my research below!!!
so full time nursery (7:30am-6:30pm 5 days a week, incl meals, nappies, days out etc) is pretty standard £1000 a month here (approx £50-£56 for a full day but you get a discount of approx 10% across all nurseries (where i live) for having your child there full time, so the discount is built into the £1000ish) here in Milton Keynes.
Childminders are from £4 - £6 in MK
Nannies from £7.50-£12 in MK. (you can of course try find a nanny share, or a nanny who is caring for her own children at the same time and that will reduce the cost).
Au Pairs cost between £60-£80 a week depending on duties (but remember they can't(shouldn't) be left with under threes for more than 3 hours) + they live with you, so extra council tax, extra food and utilities, bus pass (or if you can afford to give them a car...!). They need to full days off a week, one which should be sunday, they can babysit two nights a week, they need a desk and their own room, they need to be able to get a to an english class (that is why they are here after all), and they must be treated as one of the family, and they get 4 wks off a year) so au pairs lets say total £650 a month approximately. (This will be my go to once the kids are in school, many of my friends have au pairs for this reason, school pick up, holiday cover, laundry and meals assistance etc)
So currently my thinking is: if twins, Aupair as I am home 3 days a week working from home office so I will be in the house with them, for the two days Im at work then the kids go off to a childminder from 9am-5pm, with the au pair dropping them off and picking them up. Au Pairs also do the kids laundry and cook for the family and do light cleaning. - thats about £1100ish
If I have one lovely mini stork, then probably the same as above, or full time Childminder , or au pair/nursery mix - those options are £850ish, full time nursery would be something I would consider if I needed to.
so lots of ways of cutting the cake.
Because of my wage I get essentially no help (nor do I expect it), apart from nursery childcare vouchers which is a salary sacrifice, and hopefully when the kiddwink is 3 they will have brought in the 30hrs free childcare, rather than the 15hrs free childcare!! 30hrs is supposed to be pushed out nationwide this year after the pilots are finished.... but thats from 3 years old, so thats of no help with a baby.
I get 6mths full time pay may leave, plus holidays etc, so year 7.5mths off, then use more hols to work 2, 3 and 4 day weeks at the beginning to ease myself back into work.
From more research I've carried out, its very much child dependent on how they settle in to the nursery or childminder situation. and both types of care tend to have apps and secure cctv which you can see a live stream of the care setting. from friends children that Ive seen those at nursery tend to come on more quickly in terms of development, but a childminding environment can be more nurturing.... ideally go for a childminder who works alongside an assistant, or another ousted registered childminder so if one gets sick there is cover for your child - thats the plus point about nurseries - theres always cover.
So yeah, £1000 ish a month if needing full-time care....
lets all say it together: 'ouch'.
(but totally worth it, obviously!)
apologies if you've all nodded off during this novel length post....