Possibly TMI question about semen

[TryingToStayRational]

Sorry if this is kinda gross but I'm just having an "am I normal?" moment! Normally when my partner and I have sex I lie down for a bit afterwards and then go to the toilet for a wee and to clean up. I find it quite difficult to even wiggle my way across the landing to the bathroom without some degree of leakage, and then after having a wee and wiping a few times I feel like pretty much all the goods have been expelled. However, last night there didn't seem to be anything there to clean up at all. It was so unusual that I even checked with him that he definitely ejaculated and he swears he did. And yes, I'm sure it didn't go anywhere else by accident! Has anyone else had this? Am I totally weird? Sorry for the graphic detail!

Hello Trying, it's normal when you've DTD a few times or nights in a row for there to be less ejaculate.

Your cervix opens slightly when you ovulate and when you menstruate. If he just so happened to have 'deposited' when your cervix was open widest and you were at the right angle and position, the semen will have gone into your uterus.

Normally the semen just sits at the top of your vagina so comes back out when you stand.

Thanks folks, hopefully it was a combination of those things, as we have upped our game a bit and my cervix was def open and soft yesterday. Fingers crossed the little swimmers have gone cruising right on up there! Cycle 9 ttc#1 so starting to get a bit jumpy about things not working properly!

This is probably really going to be TMI, it took us nearly a year to conceive first time, but we were finally successful the night when I was too lazy to get up & go to the loo afterwards & just fell asleep without cleaning up I know it's icky but I genuinely believe it did the trick!

Pretty normal, they call it ghost jizz on here lol.