BUMSNET - where bums (and hopes) are raised in the quest for a BFP.

[purdiepie]

Are you sick to the tits of baby-making sex? Or are you squelching with rabid lust when the lickle hand strikes cock o' clock? Have you already picked Sophia and Hugo as your baby names? Do you want to gouge out the smug eyes of the pregnant women in Sainsbo's? Do you shove balloons up your Boden sweater and pretend you have baby in your tum-tum? Have you already picked out your Farrow & Ball nursery paint? GREAT! Then you're just like us: We are the friendliest, wittiest, gayest, animal-lovingest, cervical-hunting women you will ever meet.

Come on, you frightened little trying-to-conceive mice...come join the fun on the Bumsnet bus. You know you wanna

Sparkly lovely to hear from you! I got my bfp last week and am loitering waiting for everyone else to come and join me

Oooo oyster it's all very promising for you!

Can I have some cheesecake?

melon ooooooohhh myyyy! Fantastic lovely! Congrats so so pleased for you. I know you will be feeling all sorts of nerves too so I'm sending all my positive thoughts to you

Sparkly! How are you? Think of you often.

Oyester I am tentatively excited for you this month!

Can I have some of this cheesecake?

melon love, are you suffering from memory loss/baby brain already?! You posted twice!

I namechange at the end of each failed cycle. Carrying dead weight around is so last season! :)
hands out cheesecake to eee-eeeveryone!

Sorry I didn't realise my first post sent so apologies for 2 almost identical ones!

Thank you sparkly, I am terrified and the anxiety is crippling. Wish I could enjoy this.
I hope you feel better soon

Auto ha ha love it. Am I being dense not remembering who you are?! I'll pass on the cheesecake as I'll probs vom but thanks!

Melon you will Absolutely get there. Just do your best to get through each day with distractions and keep as positive as you can. As time goes on and you get your apps and scan etc I'm sure you will feel much better lovely. First few weeks are always gonna be hard so don't beat yourself up about feeling so mixed, totally natural!

Plum? Who were you?! Hahahaaa

Yeah every other day. His been leaving it in for a bit now too. Like a soggy plug. Tmi sorry! Lol x

sparkly doc said it looks like i ovulated with that score but did not go into anymore detail, aww I'm sure you will start getting a bump soon!!, how many weeks are you? xx

Thanks Sparkly, your enthusiasm is making me excited! I'm terrified too tbh!

I cannot for the life of me remember what plums name was before?! Xx

Something giraffe I think.

Sparkly one, it is so lovely to hear from you. I really hope everything is good at your next scan.

Glittery, I love your soggy plug description!

CD11, so the CoC weekend has begun!

Pikz, I hope you feel a bit happier soon. Onwards & upwards!

I want to know what the good news is!

Oh Nomio lovely! Hi! How's things? Are you getting anywhere with the system yet?! Hope so. How's the clomid? Cd 11! Time to get going!! Whats CoC?!!

Sammy well I'm totally excited foryou! You can totally do this!

Rainy almost ten. Eeek. Good they think you have OVd. One more thing to tick off that list!!

Pikz sorry if you are feeling down my lovely send positive thoughts to you

Spppppppaaaaarrrrkly glad you are feeling a tiny bit better

Autumn was previous name non?

Nomio good luck with coc weekend

Sammy I am glad your getting excited

Rainy good to hear the scores

Glittery ewwww for soggy plugs!

Melon you will reach a point where you can. Maybe not quite yet but soon

Sparkly can't believe you are ten weeks already!

Oyster you have to get your bfp

Night have a lovely weekend in Devon

Ibeka that feast sounds awesome

Pug I have a family and toddler cuddle weekend with wine

Plum I will join you with the cheesecake

Purdie does clomid help even if you ovulate on your own?

Cock o clock, Sparkly! Someone came up with it a couple of weeks ago.

We have had to have some tests redone, but should get the results by Tues, then we can be referred. Hopefully I won't need it by then though!

SPARKLYPANTS so glad you're alright!!

Night, have a lovely weekend.

Purdie, good to hear the jobs going well. Hope Nancypants is ok, I'm sure she muse by happy to see you home at the end of the day.

Oyster, fx for you.

Sparkly Yay, lovely to see you. Pleased you're feeling a little better, 10 weeks already?! Do you have another scan soon?
We had some good news, dp's second SA test was greatly improved! The lady on the phone was shocked and asked what he'd been doing to see such improvement. It's given us a new lease of life so fx this brings us a bfp soon.

Ooh Pug, what's the news? Can you give us a clue?

Yay for sparkly

austrapolethicus (can't spell it) and aurora I believe eh plum?

fifi, I want to be your friend in real life; you are always so kind to me. Your posts sound as though you have spent a month with a mindfulness swami in Loss or summat. You sound so well emotionally and it's a treat to have you back on the thread.

Sparkly!

Went to the pictures tonight to watch Poltergeist. It was the most diabolical and cliche-ridden exercise in horse shit I have had the ignominy of suffering in at least fifteen years. And that drunk, attention-seeking, puerile slag sat behind me can fuck off to the far side of fuck

Laos not Loss! Grr.

loves suddenly being a mystery
Look how you've cheered us all up sparks! You're a magic tonic!
Yes, austral, aurora, auxiliary, and the works. I wonder if anyone can figure out what my RL name is/starts with

*loves suddenly being a mystery^
Look how you've cheered us all up sparks! You're a magic tonic!
Yes, austral, aurora, auxiliary, and the works. I wonder if anyone can figure out what my RL name is/starts with

Double post! Didn't think the first one posted. Italics fail too. Oh god. hangs head in shame