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juneybean · 22/04/2015 12:22

Mass piss on a stick commencing Saturday!

If you don't get a BFP then you can't sit with us!

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frogbubbles · 25/04/2015 23:14

Nom not cool right? I mean not even the tops of my arms but my forearms. Cheeky Swine!!!

Balls are good, definitely not itching Wink

spinningirl10 · 25/04/2015 23:23

I don't like nights out.....is rather be out with all of all you, is that quite sad!!

frogbubbles · 25/04/2015 23:33

Aww spins haven't you had a good night with your friends? X

spinningirl10 · 26/04/2015 00:09

Hey I'm home! Think I'm too old for going out! It's ok but my mates are real fitness girls so they weren't drinking and I really object to paying £6 for a drink! I'm sure some of you pay more in London but I could buy a bottle for that! Grin

auxiliaryauroch · 26/04/2015 07:00

Cocktails are the worst! They are awfully expensive these days! I don't know why I continue to shell out £7 for sex on the beach

spinningirl10 · 26/04/2015 07:05

Morning Grin

Aux, I had a mojito but it was really sweet so I stuck with wine.
No idea why I'm awake so early but I can't get back to sleep.

Chops, so sorry to hear about your rat. Hope the furry twins are better now.

DizzyNorthernBird · 26/04/2015 07:12

spinning I'm the same, while I love going out for a lovely meal and wine with friends, in my old age I'd choose sofa,Tv and DP over a crowded pub with loud music ANY DAY. Although it's nice having an excuse to get dolled up, you looked fab Grin

I love a cocktail but will only ever have one. I also cannot bear hangovers. I'd actually prefer to run another marathon than endure another one, they're too awful these days!

woolly are you joining fb? I wonder if wotsits is still lurking somewhere? Admittedly it can get a bit overwhelming on here sometimes, I can totally understand why some take some time out from it.

Looking forward to watching the London Marathon later, I'd put in for the ballot for this year but didn't get a place. Was kinda relieved at the time that I didn't because marathon training takes over your life even more than ttc does! But I'm a bit jealous today of those taking part. Will probably enter for next year, although I'll have a new baby by then so I won't be able to do it of course Grin

DizzyNorthernBird · 26/04/2015 07:16

Mojitos are my favourite Smile and margaritas, and Long Island iced tea, and daiquiri

spinningirl10 · 26/04/2015 07:34

Dizzy, I'd have preferred a meal out but two of my friends won't eat out so we couldn't do that. I hate hangovers as well. I don't drink very often now so I'm relieved I don't feel too bad this morning.
I shall be watching the London marathon as well. Maybe next year you could run it and push baby round in the pramGrin

spinningirl10 · 26/04/2015 07:36

Oh and Wotsits is still in the fb bfp group.

Woolly84 · 26/04/2015 07:38

BFN for me this morning Sad
Had a little cry and now need to pick myself up and look forward to cycle 5. Why did I not realise how emotionally draining this would be?!

Yes dizzynorthern I would like to join the FB group, how do I do that please?

Hairstylisttoboris · 26/04/2015 07:42

To join the facebook group send a pm to juney or Eskimo they are the admin. Or pm me with an idea of how to find you on facebook (your real name, how to identify your profile pic). And I'll add you and the admin can authorise you later.

Hairstylisttoboris · 26/04/2015 07:48

woolly sorry it's a rough day :(

spinning nice to hear someone else sound as ebthusiastic about nights out as I am! Hope you are ok today.

MelonMelon · 26/04/2015 07:56

Urrrrrrgggg why did I drink so much. I'm too old (28!) for town

DizzyNorthernBird · 26/04/2015 07:58

boris it's because we're all getting old lol.

spinning you can do the pram push marathon with me lol

Oh woolly. Has AF arrived or was it a neg test? Could there still be a chance for you? It's proper shit, I'm on cycle 5 now. We were cursing cycle 5 on the last thread. I think it's when it starts to dawn on you that this isn't going to happen straight away. But hey, they say average is 6 months so you're ahead of 'average'.

I'm starting to think all these stories of people getting upduffed straight away on cycle one are all bullshit.

chopsface · 26/04/2015 07:59

Flipping hate nights out, since I was about 30. Much rather a meal or an evening at a country/local pub with quiet or no music so you can speak to your mate's and not shout. Have Been called old and boring by people but I don't care!

Can't believe they're still dragging out your referral nomio fingers crossed you can get those tests done and back soon and that will be it.

DizzyNorthernBird · 26/04/2015 08:12

With comfy sofas and a fireplace chops! People used to take the piss out of me cos I have a national trust membership and would choose a day at a stately home over a night out......funnily enough those same people are now also signing up to NT! Whenever I end up in a noisy pub I'm clock watching looking forward to bed time!

nightandthelight · 26/04/2015 08:15

I'm 26 and a member of the NT! So cool :)

Woolly84 · 26/04/2015 08:24

Thanks boris, I'll drop a PM to juney or eskimo.

dizzynorthern it was a neg test, AF due Tuesday so I think it's unlikely to change to be honest. Yep, that's exactly it, it's at the stage where I'm accepting I'm not one of the very lucky ones where it happens quickly, and obviously the thoughts that there may be issues start creeping in. But yes, you're right, its still relatively early days and if it takes longer than 6 months then well, just got to keep going!!

I'm a member of the NT too!! I'd much rather do that than a noisy bar/club any day!

Hairstylisttoboris · 26/04/2015 08:26

Also a nt member. :)

spinningirl10 · 26/04/2015 08:29

Woolly, I'll pm you now. I can add you to the fb groupGrin

Woolly84 · 26/04/2015 08:35

Done spinning! :-) thanks!

spinningirl10 · 26/04/2015 08:39

Dizzy, I was clock watching last night! I was relieved when I said to my friends I wanted to go home and they did toGrin

Melon, oh dear, are you feeling rough today? Get some carbs down you!

Woolly, sorry for your bfn. Your time will come, hang in thereThanks

Yay Dizzy, marathon buddies! I couldn't run a marathon. The most I've ever done is about 7 milesSmile

spinningirl10 · 26/04/2015 08:40

Wooly, you should be in the group nowGrin

Pixa · 26/04/2015 08:48

Night - Pleased to hear the move is officially completed! Get christening those rooms. Grin Told DH about your DHs 'Stomach is full, balls are emoty' and he just nodded in agreement.

Rainy Congratulations for passing the first aid course. Smile

Chops so sorry to hear about your rat. Sad

Nomio Loving "Pillow-bumming"

Purdie It is good that Nancy is feeling much better. Smile

Daisy I have just seen the post about you sister. I couldn't imagine what you have been through. Flowers I am so sorry to hear it.

Frog howling again at Itchy Ball Syndrome!

Spinning I have hated nights out since I was about 19. You looked absolutely stunning in that dress, you have such a great figure. I am much happier with DH in a nice restaurant, or at home, than on a night out. I bloody love a good cocktail though

DizzyNorth I am in awe of anyone who can run a marathon. Smile Yes to all of these bullshit upduffed on cycle one stories - I really don't understand how people can have sex once and get accidentally pregnant.

Sparkly How are you today?

My workout from yesterday hurts more than I would like to admit. I am supposed to be going geocaching today, as well as building the new BBQ, possibly visiting relatives and making a lovely, healthy lunch for my mum - all whilst hobbling. Grin

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