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When's the best time to get pregnant? Use our interactive ovulation calculator to work out when you're most fertile and most likely to conceive.

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juneybean · 22/04/2015 12:22

Mass piss on a stick commencing Saturday!

If you don't get a BFP then you can't sit with us!

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Nomio230 · 25/04/2015 19:46

Night, when we moved house it delayed my OV by 3 or 4 days. I think it is the stress & tiredness.

We just DTD, so I am currently pillow-bumming while DH makes dinner. Grin

It is very quiet on here tonight.

nightandthelight · 25/04/2015 19:48

Thanks nomio :) Love that DH is making the dinner while you marinade his sperm Grin will keep going with everything. Only have three opks left though, hope I don't have to buy more!

eskimolaura · 25/04/2015 19:54

chops I'm so sorry about your little critter Flowers Flowers

Mummyofonesofar · 25/04/2015 20:01

night stomach full, balls empty hahaha!!!

rainy well done on your course!!

chops sorry about ratty Flowers

nomio love your ai invitation for DP!

night neighbour friends already? Enjoy drinks!

purdiepie · 25/04/2015 20:39

Night, I really do think you ov'd on CD9 Shock Have you been focusing sex around CD14 before now?

Rainy, well done.

All I have done all weekend is cook, cook, cook. Is this what it's like working full time? Just cooking all weekend for the following week's meals? Sad

Yes..where is everyone?

eskimolaura · 25/04/2015 20:43

FB Purdie Wink

chopsface · 25/04/2015 21:04

Wow, I return 2 hours later and you're still on the same page!

Nomio230 · 25/04/2015 21:12

Have we talked so much that we have all run out of things to say?!

Sparkly123 · 25/04/2015 21:28

I've just got here and need to catch up but I'm seriously half asleep.....!! Confused

Riceicle1 · 25/04/2015 21:36

Is it just me or has it been a rubbish day all round today?

purdiepie · 25/04/2015 21:36

I think Woolly should join fb.

Did anyone ever contact Wotsits privately? Is she okay?

Butter, how are you, love?

nightandthelight · 25/04/2015 22:00

You think so Purdie, did I dtd enough? Previous cycles have had regular dtd but have intensified it around CD14 :)

Neighbours are people DH went to uni with mummy. They then moved into the same block of flats with us and then moved house at the same time as us to just round the corner! We have therefore known them a while :)

Nomio230 · 25/04/2015 22:06

Sounds like they are stalking you, Night! Shock

chopsface · 25/04/2015 22:09

Yup that does sound strange night!

watching pretty little liars in bed btw

nightandthelight · 25/04/2015 22:11

Same chops! Where are you?

frogbubbles · 25/04/2015 22:28

Eskimo I'm so sorry to hear about your SIL that's really heartbreaking.

Aw chops sorry about your little fur baby, we have a geriatric gerbil called sausage he is a lovely little chap and loves to terrorise the rabbits by sitting on their backs and stealing their food.

Night well done on the clean-a-thon!! Rainy well done on passing your first aid course. Grin

Daisy I missed the post about your sister, I'm so sorry to hear that lovely.

I agree with Kimmy Schmidt, I EnvyEnvyTitusEnvyEnvy he is so funny me and MrF were in sainsburys yesterday to buy wine and I saw the Pinot Noir and couldn't stop laughing!!! He just looked at me as though I was a moron Grin

Boris how did you get on with that Netflix hunting. Have things with DH calmed down yet? I really hope you work things out. Relationships are hard work sometimes. We are here for you for support/advice/shoulder to cry on or be ranted at when ever you need us x

So MrF came home from pub rather giddy armed with kfc making my healthy tea redundant. We watched the purge anarchy (DS choice) then MrF said my forearms were meaty and fell asleep. Hmph Hmm

frogbubbles · 25/04/2015 22:31

Oh and a little later MrF wanted me to make him a cup of tea I said no chance I'm cramping and in pain. I then said I think I might have IBS to which my 14Yo DS piped up is that itchy ball syndrome? Blush

Nomio230 · 25/04/2015 22:38

If Mr N said I had meaty arms, he wouldn't live much longer!

How are your balls now?

Sparkly123 · 25/04/2015 22:42

Pug I just read your update. I'm so sorry you now have to go through this. I understand why you didn't want to hold on and just want it over with. So sorry for you lovely. That's a terrible consent form! Can't believe that. We are all here for you. I know it's going to be tough but you will get there and I'm glad things wont drag on for next few weeks for you physically as that's one less part to deal with. Sending positive thoughts to you Star

Eskimo so sorry to hear about your sil, that's awful. You are right. Life is cruel.. A lot! It seems a lottery as to who gets dealt what sometimes. I'm sure they will appreciate your support. Sending Flowers

boris I hope things are a bit better with dh that sounds like a really tough situation for you. Hope you feel a bit less ill over weekend too.. Horrible having to deal with dh being like that and that kinda attitude when you are not well too!!

Dizzymerry sorry this is so late but your OPK looks pretty positive to me! Been thinking of you Flowers

Choppy so sorry to hear about your little ratty.. I didn't realise Flowers

Nomio how are you?? Did you get my message asking how doc app went?

Dizzynorth solid positive Tomor maybe??Confused

Night are your neighbours stalking you? Do they have a secret room with your face plastered all over the walls?!Shock

chopsface · 25/04/2015 22:46

Season 3 episode 20 night! You?

Thanks for the Flowers about Zog rat. I still have my adorable twins cheesecake and sparky pants :-)

Nomio230 · 25/04/2015 22:47

I did, Sparkly one, but forgot to reply. Oops!

It went well. He has referred me to the local fertility services, but did say it might take a while. He is sending me for day 21 blood tests because they haven't been done for a while & wants DH to have another SA. He thinks it will speed things along if we have up to date tests.

Woolly84 · 25/04/2015 22:56

Evening all!! Had a lovely day with DH celebrating our anniversary and ate a lottt at dinner so currently carrying a big food baby bump!

eskimo your poor SIL, that's so so sad, I really hope she recovers quickly Flowers

boris how you feeling now?

dizzym I don't use those ones normally but it looks positive to me! Hope you're okay xx

I'm seriously tempted to POAS tomorrow, estimate ill be 13dpo based on opks, brought an IC with me to the hotel....maybe I shouldn't have packed it?!

Okay, so how do I join this FB group pls? And will it show up on my profile/newsfeed?

Sparkly123 · 25/04/2015 22:57

Great work Nomio this is good news isn't it?!

Chops your rat is called sparky pants?!

nightandthelight · 25/04/2015 23:01

Season 1 Episode 20 chops :)

Woolly84 · 25/04/2015 23:03

I miss wotsits Sad I hadn't contacted her purds....

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