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Mass piss on a stick commencing Saturday!

If you don't get a BFP then you can't sit with us!

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oyster you ate boris? I know I've been under the weather but no need to sacrifice me.

Oh, Pikz, I'm sorry for AF. It's so unfair that you've got to cope with shingles I thought your link for Sparkly was an excellent website.

Oyster, wouldn't a honeymoon conception just be the best cliché ever! It seem forever ago that you told us it was 45 days to your wedding, but it was only 38 days! Time drags when you're TTC

Sparkly, how lovely that you managed a night out! I have no idea who Ben Whatsit is

My tot is 100% better, but no new teeth have appeared. I just don't geddit. After all that agony and wretched illness for over a week

purdie I'm glad Nancy is feeling better! Magic mummy cuddles no doubt!

Coffee thanks so much that's so lovely of you. Sorry somuch has been going on I just can't do the keeping up with two buses right now! How are you?!

Daisy thank you so much! So glad ofsted over for you now and you can be back on here with us lot! Yessss for OPKs! Get on it! I just read your further update and wanted to pass on my condolences to you, I'm so sorry you lost your sister.

Boris how are ya? Can't believe Oysters fam were gonna cook you up!!

Queenb so sorry for bfn. Hope you are out of limbo soon lovely

Mummy that's hilarious about the boxers!! You are better waiting until Tomor anyway for a good line! Don't stress PUPO one!

Oh I missed the drama I just caught up. Why do we attract them!?

Aux yeh that was a mammoth post eh! Ooooh countryside! How lovely!thats amazing about the OPK!! Fingers crossed for you as that would be a great improvement!!

Yokyil but nieces are sweet and angelic are they not?! No?!? Ha. I want a niece! Only nephews here! Sounds like a riot! Thanks for being so lovely to me

Junebug oh lovely, so sorry. What can I say, other than.. We shall get you this baba! This was only first time with fresh spermies and I know it wasn't greatly timed. I know you feel you have been waiting forever, but you will absolutely get there. Plan D soon. It's the one! Now go get a lovely boost from lovergirl.. And eat lunch today!

Pikz poor you having to deal with AF and shingles! You warrior!! Let's hope once it's out your system you will get your long awaited BFP. It could have been working on you for a while and maybe your body hasn't been so great so now it's come to a head and hopefully will be on it's way out soon you can get back to TTC. Sorry lovely. Sending positive thoughts to you

Dizzynorth did you go running then or take the footie option?! Oh just saw! Sounds the better option yeh!

Sammy so so exciting you have app! Great idea to make a plan first so you are all organised. I'm glad parents being supportive..my mum was the same -clueless.. " in our day we just got pregnant and that was that" .. Right. Ok then...!

woolly oh that's lovely! Happy anniversary! Enjoy!

Rainy glad things better with dh! Good luck at first aid!

Spinners you are relocating?! Have a great night with the girls!! I enjoyed gig it was a good distraction although I didn't last very long but at least I made some of it. Paying for it today, yesterday was all a bit much but was desperate to get out last night away from it all so probably pushed myself too much, but I'm used to it, just rest today. He was great live though! Woooo for Angry pubes!

Melon good work on the running and weight loss!!!

Oyster sorry for AF being imminent. But you are absolutely right- what better way to pick yourself up this cycle than all you have planned!! So so exciting! Honeymoon baba is on the horizon too!

ibeka so sorry for AF!! Urgh! Really hope may is the one for you lovely. Will have everything crossed. You will absolutely be joining your friends and doing baby things soon. I know at times it feels hopeless but you are going to get there, in the meantime try to do things for you.. Can you get out today do something nice? It's amazing what a bit of distraction can do to lift your spirits. Once these hormones settle too you will feel better. Hang in there . Sending positive thoughts to you

Dizzymerry so sorry for such a rubbish few days for you. I hope you can get out somewhere this weekend to take your mind off things even for a little while. Thinking of you

Froggy sorry AF is on the way. Get stuck into the vino and distract and enjoy yourself before this next cycle... Which by the way is only about ten days away until you can start focusing and trying again!

Pixa hope things improve today with relatives. Cinema and nandos will do you the world of good!

Night old cycle bud.. Keep calm lovely. It might just be you are a bit out this cycle. That totally happens! Keep strong and hold on.

Purdiepie yessssss NPants! Great news!! So .. You are off this weekend! What fun is in store? housework, gardening and the like?

Good to hear nancypants is much better purds

Sparkly glad you enjoyed gig, yes onwards and upwards to next cycle

I was laughing at myself for being a dick. I'm only c2 this time round, to be fair feels like C8/9. What a douche!!!

Sparkly You do so well at keeping up with everyone. Is there anything we can do to help the next two weeks fly by?

Boris your suffering is over now.

MrF has buggered off to football for day and DS is off to "hang" with his chums highly likely a girl, as he has brushed his hair so I'm home alone, can't decide whether to work, decorate or go to allotment. Decisions, decisions

Pixa ha ha not really... Mammoth post sessions!! You can all provide some new BFPs that would be wonderful! thanks! really though, there ain't much anyone can do is there.. Just need to keep strong and positive!

Please may I moan and hold my own pity party?

I'm still stuck in bed and sick.
Last night DH came home late from work and offered to cook dinner. He cooked rice, potatoes, refried beans and garlic bread. So four lots of carbs with no liquid. Quite hard to eat when your throat is swollen. And not what you need when sick. I tried to talk to him over dinner but he was monosylabalic and mostly played on his phone. He didn't even notice when I gave up and sat there crying. I've been stuck home alone for so long I just wanted company.

I had been due to meet up with old friends from back home today, haven't seen them in ages. It was a reunion chance for me to catch up. To be fair I'm Probably too sick to have gone. But, when they found out I was poorly a couple cancelled as they wanted to bring their tots and dont want their kids to get sick. so we cancelled. but it turns out they are still meeting together anyhow. So they are having a lovely afternoon without me. They who hang out regularly. I probably couldn't have gone anyhow but if made me feel shit.

Then my cats brought me a rat.

But oyster has found a way to end my pain :) x

Ok moan over. Off to read up on the rest of you. X

Well, we are all most definitely sending you lots of love and positivity Sparkly

Oh Boris, I am so sorry that you are still ill. I genuinely wish I could have come over and made you tea last night. DPs/DHs often have a habit of forgetting when their support is needed. Please feel free to rant away. Fingers crossed you can have a catch up with your friends soon.

It sounds like your cats tried to cheer you up by brining you a humongous gift.

Morning! (Yes, I really have just had breakfast)

Ibeka- I had Ofsted during a MC too!! You are right, it definitely stops you caring about Ofsted too! I was so pissed off that I had to come in (would have been at home crying otherwise) that I went in with invisible armour determined to make my presence worth it!

boris I am so sorry about your dickhead DH. And sorry your friends went on without you, it would have been nicer if they just rescheduled for when you are better! And about the rat. You are allowed a pity party, you're having it tough! Can we all come over and kick his arse for you?

Frog you could be me
DP has gone to the saints game, decided the rain last night will look after the allotment for today so heading into work. My place doesn't understand the concept of helping out when someone's on holiday so doing masses of overtime to get ahead.

Oh Bozza, you poor thing! At least the cats are looking after you DH needs a slap. I thought DP was bad at creating nutritionally balanced meals but that is a record! And as for phones at the dinner table.... Where is he today? Have you told him how upset you are about not seeing the friends from home? I'm really sorry you've missed the meet up. Have you told them how vital it is to you that it is rescheduled for soon? If it's any small consolation, you know I am in your home town and the weather is shite... Fix your mind on a rescheduled meet in the sun enjoying one of those places we talked about in PM... What are you doing to pass the sick days? Have you got a good box set? I started The Good Wife on NetFlix when house bound and found it a surprisingly distracting way to pass many hours.

oyster hands of our Boris! Seriously, though, your parents smallholding sounds great. I adore Devon. I did an outdoor leadership training course a few years ago that encompassed days and nights out on Dartmoor and I fell in love with it. Fortunately I've good friends in Oakhampton so get down there to visit a couple of times a year.

sammy and sparkly thanks for the pep talks. I'm up now. We're going to visit friends who have bought a house nearish ours that they are renovating. They are moving from the other side of London so it'll be nice to have them closer even thought they do have 2DC. Then we're going to test drive a car, which will be fun! The tonight DP's oldest friend who I have also known since a kid and love dearly is coming round for a film and delicious dinner I am going to cook curry.

pikz hope the shingles are healing up and you start to feel better... what a shitty way to start the month

Boris do you want us I mean Purdie to get the heavies in?! Your dh needs to realise how unwell you are! Have you tried talking to him about how you actually feel? Stupid I know but men sometimes need it spelled out don't they!! I understand you are upset to be missing going out with friends.. But remember there will be other times.. You will be back on your feet and ready to make plans again. This will pass, it's shit just now, but only temporary and you will be back go health again soon. It's easy to feel low when you are so unwell and stuck in the house, but keep focused on the fact you will grt better, this will end and you will be back out and about in no time. Then if dh is ever sick you know what to serve up to him!

Daisy I'm so very sorry to hear you lost your sister so recently.

creme I literally stood in front of my sixth form and said 'errr, you know what you should be doing, get on with it'. They were stars. The rest of the classes I was a bit more proactive with but not much - they knew something was wrong with me and responded beautifully by being model students. I was worried I'd be dragged in for an interview as I hold three TLRs but managed to escape. We were given a 3 in our last one so have had 2 years waiting and anticipating their return and working like demons to change wha they didn't like. All that prep and when they did come I just couldn't care less!!!

Well done for getting through it! Your class sound amazing. It's a cliche, but it does but things in perspective. I was much more aggressive then I normally am, practically throwing evidence at them!

I teach Reception so had to carry on being super smiley and sparkly for the kids, which did help me to put a brave face on. Could not believe it when I got the call from my head, 5 minutes after I had rang the office to ask for a few days at home!

Boris I'm a fan of the pity party. I'm so sorry you feel so rubbish. Your cat bringing you furry gifts made me chuckle. I hope your feeling better soon so you can meet up with your friends.

Oyster my long lost twin!! I think I'm going to be working today. I'm self employed and so never ever get any "proper" time off and work most evenings which is crap but on the plus side I get to go to lots of meetings coffee or pubs dates with friends in the middle of the day, but sssshhh!! Don't tell MrF I think I'll spend tomorrow at the lottie MrF will be hogging the tv for sports and it's highly likely he will be hungover from today lightweight

Ooh Netflix program guaranteed to cheer you up is: The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt!!!

I love it, one of my fave shows!! I've just started the good wife Ibeka

Sorry you're still feeling so poorly Boris and quadruple carbs!? Omg! I wouldn't trust my dh in the kitchen either unless I was shouting instructions from my sick bed. And its really crap that you're missing your friends reunion. I hope you can see them soon x

Sorry to hear about the af's, what's going on? Where are all the bfp's?! This is not on. Best of luck for next month ladies and especially for a honeymoon baby from oyster

Hope your ov shows up soon night don't think I ever had an annov cycle so I can't help luvvie

Happy anniversary woolly! We just had a shite room above lamb n flag for our wedding night, hope yours was nicer! We sure ain't going back!

My classes are pretty good. I'm lucky to teach a vocational option so get small classes of not very bright kids who want to be there and tend to enjoy the lessons. It certainly does put things into perspective though.

Boris that all sounds so utterly crap. I am so sorry. I wish we all lived closer.

Sparkly - thank you for asking. Basically the medical management I was given on Tuesday did not work (despite having two doses), scan yesterday morning showed sac still there, but sitting very low, so I was told I could either keep waiting for my body to 'let go' which might be 2-3 weeks or book the erpc for Monday morning. I have gone with the latter. They got in a bit of a fluster as I'm diabetic and they usually just do the procedure in the EPU where they don't have access to insulin/glucose drips etc, so I have to go to the gynae ward for it in case I need any emergency care. I have just filled in a four page consent form for the general anaesthetic - one of the questions is 'Are you or could you be pregnant' - I have left it blank as I'm not sure what I'm meant to answer

Thank you melon , yokyil and everyone else for your flowers. The good news is I'm pretty sure now I don't have DVT silver linings . I'm meant to be in Vancouver right now though enjoying the sights before giving a seminar at a big conference on Tuesday, so just totally bummed out at how craptacular this weekend is actually going to be in comparison.

Really sorry Pug that you're having to go through with the procedure. And the anaesthetic form was awful. I don't think hospitals think sometimes!! Thinking of you x