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[juneybean]

Mass piss on a stick commencing Saturday!

If you don't get a BFP then you can't sit with us!

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I will Glittery - we just started trying this month! Eek! It will be our first!
Thank you Oysterbabe - that makes sense.. ha!
Purdie - what is an LPB?? Ha! I have much lingo to learn!

Lightweight Pizza Base. For fatties.

Lpb is that a lovely pregnant blessing - bestowed on us all?

purds

LPB is Lovely Posting Berry.

Large Pustulating Boils.

Labia Protrudes Badly.

You have all lost me
Is it a good thing??

I'm going back to bed. DH and I argued tonight as he is a selfish arse. Now he needs to make it up to me. Big style. Have fun. Play nicely.

Night Boris. XXXX

You'll get used to it Ethel, we make little sense a lot of the time.

So we've spent the evening making wedding favours, 62 little hot air balloons. There's still a lot to do.
Scared about waking up to a low temp tomorrow, that's when it dipped last month.

Nighty night Zilla

So when are you going to test and put yourself out of misery Ethel? Have you had any other symptoms?

Does any of the above sound positive to you, Ethel? Boils spurting green pus; spam-like dangly flaps...any of that sound good to you? Lemme tell ya: it's bad. Bloody awful. Makes the stomach churn, in fact. Not unlike a brand new poster telling us she is almost definitely pregnant and just waiting for her camera to charge so she can post a photo of her swollen tits.

Nanight, Bozzle, mind you don't accidentally chop DH's cock off like that there Loreta Bobbit .

Oh ok. I am very sorry. Wow, that has actually upset me a little bit. Apologies... I have no idea how any of this works. No mates who are trying and none that have them already so I feel like a bit of an Island and wanted to find some people to chat to. I shall bow out now but baby dust for everyone.

Purdie - don't tempt me. Night!

I am done. Handed the stupid thing in. I have another assignment to start tomorrow, but for now I am all yours, lovely ladies!

Frog, we love you, handy holdy and all.

Hope you feel better soon, Boris.

Large Poo Bag

We love you Pug. You will feel so much better when this is over and those wretched hormones are gone. You will be a mum xx

Ethel, you are lucky, I have no mates full stop. I have no idea why because I am just the warmest and most welcoming person. I am non-judgemental and tolerant and only see the good in people. I think my biggest faults are being walked over and saying too little. I wish I could be more opinionated but this shyness is crippling (I hope I am not being disablist by using the word cripple there).

One step at a time Purdie. One step at a time.

Glittery I hope you don't mind but I sent you a message

Labia Protrudes Badly? Purdie I am personally offended by that comment. I am henceforth an LPB.

Thanks for all the comments re. the sperm assessment everyone. I've been out at my neighbours for a few hours having a couple of ciders, otherwise I would have replied sooner.

ethel I am sorry that you haven't found the warm welcome that you were perhaps expecting. Perhaps you should join the monthly buses? We are more than welcoming to almost anyone on the TTC journey except those who appear out of the blue, are almost certainly upduffed, and come on as if to taunt us with their stories of being 20DPO and testing in the next hour. You can imagine that this puts the backs up of some of us who are not finding this an easy journey. Good luck and I hope you get your BFP.

"Now get outta here, you pesky kids!"