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[juneybean]

Mass piss on a stick commencing Saturday!

If you don't get a BFP then you can't sit with us!

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Eskimo your dh's results look good to me. My dh has got me upduffed eventually with morphology ranging from 2% to 6%. It was 6%, his highest ever, in a test the month before my bfp.

Oh thanks Purdie Hmmm, it doesn't say anything about that on his actual results, but he's jotted down some numbers next to the printed results and he's put 55, 000, 000 sperms per ml. I can't ask him as he's at work. Does this seem realistic?

Wow Lucie what a wonderful thing science is. What a great day we're having on the bus!!

I'm sure lots of us fear we'll be the last man standing. I think AF is coming, I have that feeling in my loins. I've been out and had a cocktail with some lovely friends and that's cheered me up a bit but still feel It's irrational at this stage but I keep thinking it's not going to happen for me.

Thanks chops. Just got to get me sorted now then!

Ladies I'm not ignoring you all I promise! I'm going to a concert tonight! Can't believe I'm actually going - totally shattered and could do with bed but didn't want to lose out on tickets so dh has driven us and we are just watching main act -seated thankfully!- and leaving. Might not even stay the whole set. Anyway, I'm gonna catch up with u all later just saying thanks again for your support today and hope everyone is ok!

Spinning, I am definitely not out having fun, I am desperately trying to finish a 3000 word essay which has to be in later!

My (almost)2 year old nephew ran up to my sister earlier looking very excited, and said "come see, Mumma, come see" He then dragged her to the toilet then stood there shouting "yay" and clapping for himself. He had put two shoes down the toilet bowl!

Needless to say she was less than thrilled!

High 5 to my fellow rock n rollers.I have cleaned the house

Wine now though!

eskimo my friend's DH had 1% morphology and was told that 5% was considered 'normal' so I think 9% is very good!

lucie that's just incredible! I really hope they both turn out to be very sticky!

Mummy huge congrats

sparkly I think that sounds very positive. Everything as it should be at this stage. I know two weeks sounds like a long time, but at 7 weeks that can be much more conclusive about things than at 6 weeks. If you went back next week and there was still no heartbeat, you would be terribly worried and possibly without cause. Many places won't do even an early scan until 7 weeks as so many people can't see a HB at 6. I think it is better to wait two ideas and have a clearer idea than one week and your limbo be just as great or be more worried. So I think you must just consider yourself PUPO. You know the bleeding hasn't caused it to fail yet so can assume that until you hear otherwise, it will continue to grow and at 7 weeks you will see a HB and be far more reassured.

I had a bit of EWCM today with blood in it... Not sure WTF is going on.

Sparkly, a concert! Who? Have fun

Nomio, haha at your nephew
Essay writing on a Friday night is pants! Hope you get it finished soon.

Melon, I have been cleaning today as well, all nice and sparkly now. Waiting till tomorrow night for wine

*nomioI great nephew story!!

ibeka thanks lovely.

sparkly I'm sorry you still feel in limbo but it all sounds pretty positive to me. Do what you can to get through the next couple of weeks. I'm going to give you a very un mumsnetty x!

melon I've spent the whole day cleaning, not started upstairs yet. That'll be something to look forward to tomorrow....

I'm cd 11 so really need to think about getting oh in the mood. I might even shave my legs

Okay, I am back. Been mega busy visiting relatives. Other than all of the lovely news from Sparkly, Lucie and Mummy, what have I missed?

Ben Howard Spinning thought I could catch up when sitting waiting here but 3G too sporadic!! Will later though!

Eskimo that is a great set of results your dh has. Anything above 4% is great for morphology. He really doesn't need to increase his any further. There are two motility results as the first one (the one which starts from 32%) is for fast, progressive sperm these are the important ones as they are the ones swimming fast in a good straight line in the right direction. The other motility result is for total motility and includes the fast ones and any others which may not be as fast or some of them going in circles. Yours are all absolutely fine though and nothing at all to worry about with that set of results x

Aw nice sparkly. Mine & DHs wedding song was Ben Howard. X

Spinning fx that the days you managed is the one x

Lucieloo good luck with the two transfers, got my fingers crossed you get a bfp!!

Sparkly fantasic news that everything seems to be where it should be, so pleased for you, rememebr some women bleed for a while first stage of pregnancy, my friend did and she has a little girl now, try not to worry , one day at a time xx

Which song Glitter?!

Only love. xx

Thanks Rainy

Oh fantastic Sparkly, he lived very near me when he was younger.

Obvs. That was a stupid question...

I found wifi. Must get off Bumsnet.. Falling asleep with the zen of these tunes!!..

Where has everyone gone?!

I am here Mummy - just shattered. I may seem AWOL this weekend though.

Congrats mummy
lucie thanks for sharing your experience with us, the picture is amazing. Fx for you.
eskimo my DH is waiting for his results so good to know what the normal stats are.
Sparkly things sound good enjoy the concert.
Oyster how lone til the big day now?
Cd 19 waiting for ff to decide when I ov'd, chart looking better than last month must be the b vits working already.
Hope everyone has a lovely weekend.

I got my peak face tonight so currently bum on pillow
It's very quiet on here tonight. That must be a sign of content happy ladies x

I'm here but in bed. Seems shingles has sent af awol