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juneybean · 22/04/2015 12:22

Mass piss on a stick commencing Saturday!

If you don't get a BFP then you can't sit with us!

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spinningirl10 · 23/04/2015 19:25

Ha Glittery, I really do like tattoos just not on my ddGrinGrin

Haha Dp texting me........
him, can you leave me a syringe out later and I'll fill it up for you!
Me....errr you won't be able to shoot it into the syringe, I'll leave you a pot out. Wake me up when you've done it and make yourself scarce for 5 mins while I do my bit.
And they say romance is deadGrin

juneybean · 23/04/2015 19:26

Hahaha spinning what a night you're in for!

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GlitteryLipgloss1 · 23/04/2015 19:31

Spinning - totally get it. I wouldn't want any tattoos on my future dd either. It's a lovely tattoo though! x

Oysterbabe · 23/04/2015 19:34

That sounds romantic Spinning Smile

All the watering I'm having to do at the allotment at the moment is getting on my tits. Still my Kohl rabi seedlings are coming on nice.

What's everyone having for dinner then?
I'm having pan fried salmon with leek and mushroom courgetti in a philly sauce.

spinningirl10 · 23/04/2015 19:38

Thanks GlitteryGrin

HaHa Yep Juney and Oyster, fun night ahead!

That sounds good Oyster, I had celariac and sweet potato fries with spinach and poached eggs.

purdiepie · 23/04/2015 19:50

Spinning! So he's agreed to AI? Oh I love these accommodating men who will do anything to get us spunk Smile I love my DH for it.

Mama, have a safe trip, love.

Juney, please, please, please keep a straight head. Your first ever chart was a long LP with some high temps around 11dpo. I don't want your hopes being dashed Thanks

Does anyone remember that scene in American Werewolf in London where that poor chap is transmogrifying into t'wolf and his fangs start ripping through his gums and he's howling at the moon in pain and anguish? That's my tot Sad

Hairstylisttoboris · 23/04/2015 19:54

purdie sorry about your tot. Poor wee mite.

Mummyofonesofar · 23/04/2015 20:11

sparkly free CB trial ones. I'm not even pregnant and 2 of them have gone....

Safe travelling MaMa

Juney kopparburg and pee sticks! Brilliant haha. On a side note - is that your car seat? Tis so clean!!! You mustn't ferry sprigs around in that?

Boris sorry you're so ill! Rest up lovely x ps kick dh- he is meant to look after you!!

Oyster fx it's a BFP on its way! No rain dancing!!! I didn't want to cook so I got take out Indian which was bloody lovely!

spinnin I've been recommended acupuncture or reflexology by my GP friend today. But it is pricey!! Glad dh is so romantic! I guess it's no different to is texting saying positive opk!

purdey sorry about sick demon child! At least you get to snuggle her better for 3 days straight before going back to the grind!

I've had ewcm today, which I've had about this time the last 2 months before af. Plus cramping. Not long now til we can go again though!

Sparkly123 · 23/04/2015 20:12

Sammy ha ha PUPO indeed! That's the spirit!

spinners ha ha love it! Welcome to my world! Good luck with the sampling!

Purdiepie oh poor little NPants! Now she has her mama home for the weekend though! Cuddles galore!

Sparkly123 · 23/04/2015 20:15

Mummy ha ha you poas addict! I saved all three for a special occasion! Keep positive! You never know..!

juneybean · 23/04/2015 20:16

mummy the eldest therefore the cleanest gets to sit in the front!

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Mummyofonesofar · 23/04/2015 20:17

I know sparkly but I haven't this cycle! I'm in recovery!

Juney mine sits on the back and the whole car is still filthy - except atm as I cleaned it ready to sell.

Sparkly123 · 23/04/2015 20:21

Hello my name is Mummy and I'm a POAS ADDICT

Hi Mummy ! Grin

juneybean · 23/04/2015 20:23

Haha I have four charges so every seat is taken!

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Mummyofonesofar · 23/04/2015 20:23

Haha it is true! I used to poas even with my implanon implant in hoping for that one miracle time. I'm a nut case!!

Sparkly123 · 23/04/2015 20:26

Oh mummy that is true nutcase behaviour! Ha ha Grin joking! kinda Hmm this is what TTC does to us!!! Dragon

Yokyil · 23/04/2015 20:31

Pikz and boris hope you both feel better soon CakeFlowers

Rainy34 · 23/04/2015 20:36

Sammy i get those pains too, it kind of took my breath away this afternoon for a few minutes,

Sparkly really hoping it all goes well tomorrow for you, got my fingers crossed for you!!

Dont know what is wrong with OH, can hardly speak to me since Tuesday night, he phoned me after i got my blood test done and he was fine and then later on he was all quiet on me, i was out last night with the girls in work for Pizza, so never had much contact , i text him and asked if done something wrong but got a shitty message back saying no nothing i have done, can't i just be quiet and not be questioned!!, and tonight he bites my head off as i can't get the tv to work, the only thing i can think of is maybe its getting more real with me getting my bloods done and Iv got a feeling i am going to have trouble getting him to do his specimen for referral to fertility clinic, really want to run away somewhere that is hot and forget it about it all,

spinningirl10 · 23/04/2015 20:38

Yep Purdie, he's onboard with AI although I think I ov'd yesterday!
Poor Nancy, it's so awful when they're poorly. How do you feel after your first week at work?

Mummy, Yep it is expensive! Dp pointed out it's cheaper than ivf if it works.

juneybean · 23/04/2015 20:40

Oh rainy I'm so sorry :( there's no need for him to treat you like that

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purdiepie · 23/04/2015 20:40

Boris, it's not for me to make judgements about your husband but the bloke's an uncaring and selfish bastard. You need looking after and cuddling and being encouraged to regress to childhood and given ice lollies for your frote and stuff. I really hope you start to feel better soon, my love ThanksBrew

Whilst ploughing through my Equality & Cohesion course today at the council it became clear to me that I've only been given this opportunity because I am a black lesbian wheelchair user. I feel used.

spinningirl10 · 23/04/2015 20:42

Oh Rainy, does he usually go quiet and think things through? I think with some men it's quite a surprise that they can't get their wife pregnant straight away. Maybe he's upset for you. I hope you can talk things through and see what he's thinking.

frogbubbles · 23/04/2015 20:44

Pikz and Boris hope you two are feeling better soon.

Mummy I'm same! Have you seen that website peestick paradise?? It's a real website that I love lots it makes me feel a little less nutterish knowing there are other people nutters also obsessed with peeing on things

Sparkly I have fx very thing is perfect tomorrow for you x

Hope everyone else is ok.

Feeling very "meh" today spotting is on/off there hasn't been much. But enough to make me very very sad, disheartened and woe is me (in the form of waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa why aren't we preggers yet?) going to sit at back of bus with my mardy pants on Sad

eskimolaura · 23/04/2015 20:47

Frog Don't sit on me...

Rainy34 · 23/04/2015 20:50

Thanks Juney hope your temp stays up

Spinning on occasions in the past he would go quiet if something was bothering him, maybe i am just being over sensitive at the moment, I defiantly know he is not himself ,