Bumsnet: we're raising our bums after TTC and waiting for our Angry Pubes.

[purdiepie]

Do you like feeling left out of a group? Do you enjoy being marginalised and isolated and picked-on? How about a good bullying? If so..you're in t'wrong place, cock, coz this 'ere is the TTC thread where you feel loved, embraced, encouraged, wanted, lusted after, admired, respected, thought-of with fondness, missed when you're away. We will even put up with your lazy, selfish bastard of a husband who would rather watch Chelsea romp through the Premiership than put a baby in your tum-tum.

Absolutely any old slag welcome, unless you already have a baby in your tum-tum and we're about as familiar with you as a condom. You can get lost

t'STATS, innit

I was referred to weight watchers so counting points. Think it's time to get a treadmill in the 2nd room and try and get back into my running. Which I haven't done since I met DH.

I told him twice I am doing ww.

Thank you Laura. Will have a look and print that out :) xx

Eskimo great news re scan!!! Brilliant! Ok so.. When's next app? Glad things are being ruled out!!

No boris. No medical reason. Just years of alcoholic and Indian curry and kebabs after nights out abuse. (Being honest) I am a curvy gal but I am over weight. Or as the Dr said. But it's cool it's cool - I shall sort it out. X

Boris sorry for AF my lovely. Sending you a massive massive cuddle xx

Thank you sparkly. Xxx

Oh, shitty news glitter. It's probably a good idea for your other half to have his test done though. And if you feel motivated and believe you can shift the weight, you will. So much of it is self belief. Good luck.

Sparkly, the dating of pregnancies is a black art that nobody actually understands. You fertilise an egg on Monday and by Saturday you're about five weeks. I never understood it. Fingers crossed for you.

Boris, bfn and AF = fucker. So sorry.

Is anyone having a good morning, except juney who's been lying about?

Purdey, you have the weirdest idea about what feminism is. You must have encountered some odd versions of it. All the feminists I know (ie plenty) are very supportive of sex workers. (Is that where your distaste for the movement comes from? Do you reckon I could be any more nosey? )

Busy day today, finished off with souvlakis with the toddler. She scoffed the whole bloody thing, that's my girl. Now it's wine and mint slice biscuits. I have given up on giving up alcohol for ttc.

sparkly The plan is (and it is very regimented, so listen up). Tuesday should be CD1 (going by my bleed after the Norethisterone in January). I will call the clinic and book in my HSG for CD7, 8, 9 or 10. DH has his sperm assessment on Monday ( if he doesn't fall asleep on the day and if I don't give in to his amorous demands. He is particularly horny today because he knows it is forbidden ) After that, we DTD like crazy bunnies in the hope that I am ovulating like a good 'un. I will then hopefully have CD21 and CD28 tests to see if that has happened. Not sure what happens after that. I think that the clinic want to see me back in June, but that might change depending on the results of the blood tests. How are you my lovely?

P.S You are right- Glittery is a stunner!

Cinema. When you get your babby you'll never watch a movie again

Eskimo military precision. I love it. I'm excited for you! This month is the month you will have so much info at your fingertips! Yes!!!

MaMa yep I don't get it. Thanks for reaffirming it's a lot of bollocks! Ha, enjoy the vino !!

Thanks for letting me stay lol! I don't know the ladies on the AN thread. Where have they even appeared from? I don't know their stories and history, plus they keep talking about potty training their existing tots! Wtf?! I'll just wait until we are all on the bumsnet Grad bus!

glittery sorry dildocam didn't happen. Hope dh's test turns out alright. Has he got a date?

Good luck with all your tests too Eskimo x

Sorry for af Boris

Whose dh wanted a Romantic evening watching wood burn? Do it! I would!

That makes sense Choppers strange you don't recognise anyone.. Maybe they didn't do the buses and went straight to AN?! Either way! Stay here! You will be about five weeks today eh!

Glittery I like Slimming world, lost a stone since end of Jan. you can eat as much as you like of "free foods" such as fruit, veg, pasta, rice and ran meats. you can also eat anything else you want (but count syns, usually aim for 5-15 per day. small bag of wotsits is 4.5 suns). the only things you have to measure out are carby stuff (bread, porridge, cereal) and dairy, but I get round that by using almond milk. you get loads of info when you join and soon learn the amounts of the few things you need to count. the idea is basically to eat as much as you can, of the right things, to keep your metabolism going and your mouth and belly happy.

you are totay allowed to have a splurge every now and again , because it helps be realistic (can't be good all the time, and don't have to feel like a failure if you end up having a nice meal on a night out). the web support is good too with good databases for food info and load of recipes. it hasn't really changed what I cook at home, just don't use oil anymore and maybe extra vegs.

anyways, if you like shoving unlimited amounts of food in your face I'd recommend Slimming World.

Thanks chops Glad you're sticking around. It was my DH. The way he's going today though, it will be more likely an evening spent avoiding his wood rather than watching actual wood burn. He not yet at the stage where he's humping my leg, but he's very nearly there

Thank you sparkly FX eh?!

I'm being stupid here, but how does the Facebook thing work? Is it just a group? Can anyone else see you have joined? What's the difference in real terms between talking on here and on Facebook? Just wondering!

Mamapo, feminists bang on about choice but refuse to acknowledge that it is a woman's class that is the deciding factor in how much choice she has, not patriarchy. And no amount of exposure to pink toys will stop the daughter of wealthy parents from becoming whatever it is they want her to be.

Mumsnet is awash with feminists wanting g an end to prostitution, you know...what with all those poor trafficked birds being forced into it

ffs. lean meats, not ran meats. stupid phone. I'm literally within arms reach of my laptop but still am too lazy to type properly. sorry ladies.

Purdie I reckon I've been to the cinema about 4 times since my daughter was born (nearly 2.5 years). But that's about average for me; I really don't like most films. So eskimo I'd stay at home with a fire. Lovely!

Purdie, intersectionality exists! Class, wealth and access to opportunities are very important to the success of women but they don't cancel out the effect of the patriarchy.

Sorry for AF boris.

Glittery sorry you didn't get your scan but pleased that things are moving forward for you.

Pleased things are moving forward for you too eskimo it's all happening now!

Eskimo I would go for the romantic evening in too. That's my idea of pure bliss.

Well cd6 here and thankfully we can start shagging again! Didnt think I'd ever say it but I'm been looking forward dtd!!!

Glittery, I'm sorry your size has become an issue that others feel at liberty to comment on. The doc's just doing his job, and although you are without question a sexy-looking lady (I haven't seen your body), and a brilliant wit, you will have an easier time of ttc without the lard. Stop drinking so bloody much, you pisshead. Vodka is evilly caloric and simply makes you want to gnaw the balls off a donkey come midnight.

Creme the fb group is a secret group. Only members see what's posted in. Doesn't show in your news feed. x

Patriarchy doesn't exist on my council estate; everyone is out of work and neither sex is more repressed than the other - they're all fucked. Feminists did a sterling job getting us the vote but post-modern feminism is a joke.

Purds your so bloody right. I have always loved a drink. I'm gonna have to take up knitting or something.

Anyway - alcohol is poison. Why do I want that shit in my body! Gah.

Where's Mummy today?

Glittery because alcohol makes our rubbish lives look okay.