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The April 2015 Bus #2 - bring us our Easter BFPs!

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MissMrsMummy · 31/03/2015 17:33

For those of us who prefer a bit of scenery along the way and can't keep up with the MEGA-BUS!

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nightandthelight · 08/04/2015 18:02

juney, juney, juney when is Mr Super Sperm coming round your house?

nightandthelight · 08/04/2015 18:02

I will Dizzy! Bow safely in my pjs and cooking dinner :)

nightandthelight · 08/04/2015 18:03

Now not bow!

Woolly84 · 08/04/2015 18:37

Ah I miss the bumsnetters juney, I'm worried about not being able to keep up with both but I may have to come over and say hello anyway! Just call me LPB Wink haha

I'm waiting for a train back home to lovely DH, was a 5am start today so hopefully I can stay awake for dtd!! -or we'll just do missionary so I can sleep

night I'm envious, how I'd love to be in my PJs already!! Grin

auxiliaryauroch · 08/04/2015 18:37

pokes dizzymerry's boobs to make her feel included

Oh c'mon guys, stop with all the sexy talk. You're making me horny.

Woolly84 · 08/04/2015 18:38

Haha aux Grin

DizzyMerry · 08/04/2015 19:01

Ouch woolly! second thoughts I'm glad I don't get sore boobs as I have plenty of other symptoms usually pre AF.

Dizzy I had my bloods done last thurs and they did say check with GP for results on either weds or thurs due to easter weekend.

Also I have been baby bombed at my dsis's house by her neighbour! Feel a bit deflated now

tessiegirl · 08/04/2015 19:06

Ah wow, congratulations Tallula and you only dtd once you say? Envy

Hairstylisttoboris · 08/04/2015 19:14

tallula there must be much you can teach us. You have two DC already I see. Did you get pregnant easily with them too? Only DTD once is amazing. Does your partner have super sperm is he really young??Do you take vitamins or supplements? I'm only asking as I'm desperate; been off the pill since May and really trying for the last 10 cycles. The nearest I've got to a bfp is pictures like yours. I've learned so much from wise ladies here. What can you teach me?

Tallulaxx · 08/04/2015 19:21

Yes only did it once. Decided to concentrate on work and put it on the back burner. My pregnancies tend to just happen when I'm not thinking about it. We did it everyday when I was fertile last month and nothing so maybe it just happens when I don't think about it and relax. My husband is 42 and I'm 30 so no spring chickens either. Hope this Rainbow baby sticks and good luck Hairstylist! X

purdiepie · 08/04/2015 19:27

Sorry Tallulah, I can't see a line. But then again, I've got my eyes shut.

Hairstylisttoboris · 08/04/2015 19:28

Thanks for the quick reply.
relax and not think about it you say. Not heard that one before. I'll definitely give that one a go if I can turn down the volume on my loudly ticking body lock.
Hope you have a safe and healthy 9 months.

juneybean · 08/04/2015 19:30

Boris fgs just stop thinking about it and it'll happen!

Mumof1sofar · 08/04/2015 19:38

Everyone says "just relax & it'll happen" but it's so hard to do!! Although having says that, we ttc for 5 months for dc1 & conceived on holiday when I had given up healthy eating & exercise, & was glugging red wine & proper coffee! Maybe we all need an (upduffing) holiday GrinGrinGrin

Woolly84 · 08/04/2015 19:43

So have we concluded that we're going to remove the "T" from "TTC"?! Grin

mumof1 an upduffing holiday sounds amazing!! packs Brie and wine

Tallulaxx · 08/04/2015 19:43

I know it's a stupid thing to say but don't know how to explain it?

juneybean · 08/04/2015 19:44

Yes woolly I'm gonna just try and trip over a cup of sperm and see if it works

Mumof1sofar · 08/04/2015 19:49

Yum I love brie, woolly! packs red wine & proper coffee Smile

auxiliaryauroch · 08/04/2015 19:52

Immaculate conception is the way to go. Very relaxed and you don't have to think about it at all. I've heard good things about it.

also she was actually on clomid, but the pope refuses to acknowledge it

purdiepie · 08/04/2015 19:52

I can't relax much more than this block of weed I'm smoking. And I'm lobbing diazepam down my neck like it's going out of fashion. I also drink about 2L of Night Nurse per day. Will I get pregnant soon? I've only had sex once and that was when my period started. Could I be pregnant? Seeing as I'm so...you know...relaxed?

purdiepie · 08/04/2015 19:53

Aux, don't diss Mary or I'll have to kick your head in.

juneybean · 08/04/2015 19:55

purdey!!!! share your weed you selfish cow, some of us have been babybombed today.

Woolly84 · 08/04/2015 19:56

tallulah I wish I could stop thinking about it, alas in my case it would necessitate a lobotomy.

Haha juney go for it but remember, there's no point crying over spilled sperm...

mumof1 good call on the proper coffee...

Tallulaxx · 08/04/2015 20:00

Ok can you all stop making me feel like an idiot now. I had a miscarriage in Jan was trying for 2 cycles was getting wound up and feeling like crap about it so decided to stop getting stressed and I obviously was very lucky this month.

auxiliaryauroch · 08/04/2015 20:00

I don't diss anyone. It's the immaculate conception part I'm after. Did you see the thing in the news about someone saying they found a family tomb of Jesus and his wife and kid? I don't know much about the bible at all but I presume this isn't expected?

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