The Bumsnet/Angry Pubes Bus

[Mummyofonesofar]

If you can keep up with a bus that fills up in one weekend and chat shit then jump aboard the bus you are never allowed to leave! Trying to set a target for most BFPs on one bus!

No LPBs allowed!

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Are you okay sammy? :(

That's a weird chart spinning wonder if it ended in miscarriage, when do people generally submit it to the gallery?

Melon what is your usual cycle length and what day in that cycle are you. You're 11dpo aren't you? The only reason I tested was I couldn't rely on my temp chart on FF, all the symptoms I was experiencing and that my cycle lengths last year were 27 days (since jan they have been 35 (mc) and 29, probably settling after mc) I'm CD 27 tomorrow.
I'm not trying to encourage POAS I'm justifying my reason for doing it early, Ooops!

Spinning weirdly that is similar to my temp chart. I'm not quite over the cross hairs today but I've experienced dip after dip. They're probably using an ear thermometer!

Normally 28 and im CD24 today. I'm being ridiculous I know!

ROFL wonder if there is a keyword for that when submitting dojo!

Haha Melon I know what you mean - I'm now itching to test after today's events on here. I may now test tomorrow morning IF my temp stays high.

All these banana loaves sound delish - DH decided to make a banana tart tatin last night and it was sooooooo good (but so unhealthy!) Looking forward to another slice of it tonight already.

Mrsb Don't feel guilty about having the day off - if you'd tried to work you'd probably have set yourself back further and ended up taking more days off. Glad you seem to be recovering a bit.

babs We all know you're usually a FPB (F is for Frequently!), don't worry. Has the naughty bunny eaten any more of your boxes yet?

Welcome to the new bunny

night Presumably you have had copious amounts of sex with DH before allowing him out to taekwondo, yes?

creme No symptoms doesn't necessarily mean no BFP. At least I hope not - I don't seem to have any really at the moment either

Sparkly have you recovered from your bedroom athletics yet?!

Glittery I wouldn't wait til 17th April - it'll be on your mind the whole time.

sammy You say you're seeing the specialist again . What did you discuss at previous appointments? Did he/she give you any hitlist of things they'd be trying (that you're now part way down?)

Spinning gobsmacked to see that chart! when Dr Purdey returns I'm sure she will be too!

Yes Purdey Pie, I'm talking about you! I'm giving you some allocated MN absence but if don't have me going down the twirl bath route again please.. I look forward to hearing how you are soooon

Spinning look at that chart! I don't know what to say...

Yay to banana loaf frog! How many are you making with 18 nanas?!!

DH away tonight so just me and the cat home alone I need to catch up on Poldark from last night but DH likes it too so had better wait for him to watch it...maybe I'll catch up on OBEM...or just chat to you lot if anyone is going to be around?!

He hasn't gone pug! He was turned down for a job today and is completely miserable. Will have to console him with some action

Melon Ok just to make sure you don't POAS. I did an internet cheapy on Saturday morning (my CD24) and I got a negative. I didn't mention it on here as I knew it was ridiculous.

Picked up box to move it yesterday. Bottom fell out of it. Seriously undermined by the chomper, who sat sat looking perfectly angelic the corner....

Naughty, naughty dojo !

tessie Stay here and chat! I forget where you are in your cycle, anything interesting occurring? As & when you get your BFP, will you be staying where you are now or are you planning to come back to UK?

Melon. Step away from the pee sticks....

Thanks dojo that was just the cyber slap I needed

Okay ladies, just catching up so please excuse me if I post in dribs and drabs.

Firstly, Purdey, I am so sorry about your temperature drop. I can only imagine how you are feeling and I feel somewhat responsible for raising your hopes - I am so so sorry. I hope you're having some much needed you time. You seem to have been through so much adversity that you don't deserve and I wish I had the right words to comfort you. Please just know I am here for you, even if you need to virtually shout at me.

Woolly and Sammy Sorry to hear about AF and the temp drop.

Pug Things are looking lovely and positive for you!

MaMa congratulations on the professional recognition, it sounds like it has been well deserved!

Nomio I love house hunting, you must be so happy right now!

Tessie I love banana loaf, it's so lovely to make. Please send a slice this way!

Toadie Massive congratulations! You must be over the moon!

Spinning - I hate decorating but I love a clean white Ceiling!

Mummy thank you for seeing us all safely onto the new bus!

Glittery pleased to see you have a GP appointment booked, it's always good to have your mind put to rest.

MrsB Glad to hear you're feeling brighter.

Sorry to everyone I have missed, hope you are all doing well!

Well it took all of about a week for Demelza to get pregnant

Tess I've never seen so many bananas, I took her grocery shopping and she had bought more. (She has dementia)

I'll use 3 for a loaf for her and then rest I'll make one ingredient ice cream for DS which is pretty easy. Basically chop into chunks, freeze for an hour, bung in processor, put in tub and bung back into freezer until ready to eat.

Pug thank you! I'll stay on here tonight then.... When I get a bfp I will continue to travel between Sarajevo and the UK as long as I can but plan to give birth at home...terrible stories of women giving birth here - they are a bit behind the times here shall we say...

night I haven't seen the episode yet but had a feeling that would happen! Let me guess, it occurred on that one night of passion they had!!! FFS!!!!!!

Pixa Yes banana loaf is lovely to make - so easy and delicious, plus a slice or two must be worth one of your five a day, surely?!!!

Not quite that bad tessie but it happens quickly!

Aww bless your nan frog Dementia is such a sad disease...

Ice cream sounds yummy!!

Ha! night! Surprise surprise!!!

Admittedly they didn't have opks back then but she could at least have obsessed about her CM

Night hahah