We let our miroids tie us up, and pee while we're in the tub, and the grads often visit, so we can give their bumps a rub! We've a syncro pee approaching, so here's hoping, for a BFP filled JS No 42!!

[lildottie]

Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied and adapted from previous Fred)

1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
4. Thou shalt share with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others. Also know as 'the witch', 'bitch witch' and 'that one with the red shiny convertible'

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce envy in other posters).

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in! PONF = Pee on Nigel Farage. Self explanatory, who wouldn't?

ROC - Receptacle of Choice - what one chooses to use for the task of POAS. Optional decorations include photographs of controversial political leaders.

JIAC = Jizz in a Cup. Preferable to jizz on the carpet or jizz in the eye. This one's for the lucky men in our lives.

Shagging like Something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession. Warning - this may happen to you if you start trying to POAS at 5dpo. PUT. THE. PISSY. STICK. DOWN. IT'S TOO EARLY!

Contraband (or Cuntraband) = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

Icing = ovulating. Another autocorrect development!

Getting your Cape on = planning some serious pouncing on DH/DP

SOTM = Shagger of the Month. Awarded with varying regularity to those viroids who go above and beyond EOD shagging in pursuit of that BFP

TWOT - Two Weeks of Torture. AKA Schroedingering!
TWPU - Two Week Piss Up!

Keeping your gingers = fingers crossed, yet another autocorrect development! Shortened to 'gx'

Doing A Lemon = Testing WAAAAAAAY to early!

Miroid - The male compadre of a viroid 

Cat - Compulsory 

The link to Part 41 is <a class="break-all" href="//www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/2334008-Were-sorry-about-your-fanny-here-have-a-balloon-We-might-use-cock-rings-and-ear-needles-but-we-definitely-dont-use-contraband-to-get-us-upduffed-its-Just-Shagging-thread-41?msgid=53430680#53430680" target="_blank">Here</a>

The current Grads Fred is <a class="break-all" href="//www.mumsnet.com/Talk/antenatal_clubs/2334723-With-our-swamp-fanjos-and-supermarket-jobbies-its-all-going-on-in-our-knickers-Its-a-wonder-our-men-agree-to-deliver-the-prostaglandin-injections-but-then-we-are-the-24th-Just-Shagging-Grads?msgid=53223726#53223726" target="_blank">Here</a>

The current Mumming Fred is <a class="break-all" href="//www.mumsnet.com/Talk/postnatal_clubs/2323427-Just-Mumming-Along-Viroids-4" target="_blank">Here</a>

The rather nobbish article in which we became a little bit notorious is <a class="break-all" href="//www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/the-dark-side-of-mumsnet-my-shocking-tour-of-the-websites-nether-regions-8905055.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Here</a>

We are the dark side of MN. Welcome.

Yeah that's right and poor lady brienne is briefly accused then her and katlyn run off together.

yep and its also the episode that arya makes a pact with jaqan hagar to kill 3 people

Oh! Right, DH has found a problem with the playlist missing them out.

No wonder we were confused!

Thank you ladies!

always happy to help with GOT related enquiries enjoy season 3, it certainly has the shock factor for people who haven't read the books!

Yes we're apparently on season three now. I lose track, dh has the controls.

Love GoT, wish i could introduce myself as 'justtheonethen first of my name' and swish around in fancy dresses drinking wine and shagging all over the shop

Ha ha just! I am enjoying it, much more than I thought I would!

Jelly about bloody time someone sorted fucking Jamie. Totally deserved. Although was slightly redeemed with the whole "worth her weight in sapphires" thing.

Midnight confession: have pulled a pissy stick from this morning out of the bin after being inspired by lil and jc and she's another squinter! Now before anyone gets excited I had a FALSE positive on an IC in March so I could very well have another of those on my hands. I don't know when I ice, last AF was 15 March and lasted 1.5 days. Is it possible to ice really early in your cycle? I've got a free on standby but I dare not use it. Somehow with the ICs it seems less contrabandish... i spent like 30 minutes trying to get a shot of it in focus but my phone is shit and it is dark

Don't watch GOT but second the motion to drink wine and shag everywhere...

sky! You can't leave us hanging. We need to see said pissy stick. I don't know if it actually works but apparently if you put a ring next to it, it helps the camera to focus

it's unlikely sky but not impossible. I'm waiting til AF late to use my last frer.

I too pulled this afternoons bfn out the bin and analysed. I'm imagining a line on it! as in genuinely, it's an imagined line!

I have had a real rollercoaster day. Hormones all over the place. Cramping. Headaches. Nausea. And... EWCM. totally ignoring that opks were negative - they don't work properly with pcos right... hopeful.

Here's hoping they are actually ovulation symptoms and not my body just being a complete fucktard as usual

dtd just to make sure even though we're both exhausted.

It's been a very long day. After our arguing yesterday DH didn't come to bed last night. He opted to sleep on the sofa. He did make me dinner, but I fell asleep early. He brought it up to me in bed, saw I was asleep, so took it back down again and just stayed down there for the rest of the night. We took the dog out together this morning and were civil to each other but had another argument in the afternoon resulting in me trying to storm out the house. I don't even remember what about now, but I think it was me being irrational. Crazy hormones. Anyway, he didn't let me leave, said I was in no fit state to drive (probably right). He calmed me down a bit, we watched a film and ordered pizza...

I have other exciting news. As exciting as a bfp in my eyes. But I'm still digesting this information. Will explain it another time.

I only meant to post about the possible ovulation symptoms. Will stop now.

Wow it got pretty exciting on here while I was working/sleeping. So many squinters!! Really hope we get some more bank holiday BFPs. Gx for all of you who will be POAS again over the next few days.

All my fingers are crossed that i was the first of a flood of bfps this fred!!! :)

Dreadful nights sleep...camping!

GoT is fab but can be tricky on catch up. ..a friend came into work confused as to how come a certain king was suddenly inexplicably dead and she'd unknowingly skipped from s2 to s4!

Morning all.

honey I get how you feel about Jaime but trust me when I say, he's one of my favourite characters and I love him to bits. His character progression and his interaction with Brienne is fantastic. I won't spoil it for you but after watching the show and reading the books I do love the character.

Oh dear Ain, hope you are okay. Xxx

Does anyone else sleep terribly during/just after ovulation? It happened last cycle also. Progesterone? Had a dream that I was almost due to give birth and then worked put that I had miscalculated by 8 months. And then woke up and realised I wasn't upduffed! I'd forgotten how annoying the twot is!!

Are you naughty early pissers pissing again today? Or are you waiting for a couple of days?

Oh ain un-mumsnetty hugs for you but intrigued what you have to tell us!!.........

As expected I failed on the will power front..........

This was taken at 3 minutes.......

And at about half an hour (coz I forgot at 10 mins)

Cautious please viroids only 11dpo

De lurking from grads to say fucking brilliant JC!!!!! Well done girl, super news ??????

Wow, that's a lot of tests. My eyes are a bit to blurry to tell. What should the red one look like? There's deffo a vertical line through the box. Should there be horizontal too?

Ain, hope you're alright. Xx

Jelly we love Tyrion. Jamie is smarmy but there's hope for him yet, as his pang of conscience re Brienne showed. Hopefully one day I'll like him as much as you do!

It is weird watching on catch up. We knew a certain Lord would die because of who plays him. I knew about the eggs and that Tyrion would survive his various scrapes as he's on the promotional material for season five. But is interesting to see how it develops.

It's like buses on this Fred at the moment, you wait all thread for a bfp then.......

Congrats JC that looks like a strong line to me x

Honey it's just two vertical lines on the pink one. (one in each box)

That looks good JC! Congrats!!