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MARCH BUZZ..Come and get thy babbies!

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PurdeyBirdie · 10/03/2015 17:34

STATS LIST

Are you fed up of your glittering career? Do you want to destroy your sexual relationship with your uvver 'alf? Do you like to imagine the impossible, like conceiving on your first cycle? Do you like ferretting around in your cervix, hoping to find something resembling a bellend covered in snot? Are you, like, so over being slim and having pert tits? Then come and join us in trying to make a baby.

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PurdeyBirdie · 13/03/2015 21:24

Aww, thanks for sympaffy, everyone.

I love Richard Gere - especially in Officer And A Gentleman. Boy, does he suit a crew cut!

Merry, I'm taking maca root. Powerful protein in it, supposedly.

Pug, I don't think you're stalkerish at all! I can't tell you how proud I am when folks say how cute she is. Is it weird that I feel more protective of her looks because she is a donor egg baby? I can't explain it, but because I have never seen the donor (she is anonymous) and therefore I cannot know for sure whether or not she is a hideous munter, I am thrilled when strangers declare Nancy to be 'beautiful' or whatever. Of course they could be just saying that, but it gives me a thrill nonetheless Smile

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mrsb0710 · 13/03/2015 21:25

sparkly I really enjoyed it, had a few laughs and the cast is brilliant. We don't often go as its so expensive, but we've got vouchers to use, so made a date night out of it.

victoria401 · 13/03/2015 21:29

I loved it that Nancy just lit up and started clapping when you started to sing purdey, and I think we love her chubby cheeks :-)

mrsb0710 · 13/03/2015 21:31

Oh, and gloating work told me how well I was doing, and what an asset I was. Maybe they just really need me, as they're 6 months behind in paperwork NHS!! But after how shit I was treated in my last job, I feel so much more confident.

ThePug · 13/03/2015 21:31

I'm in, I'm in! Thanks spinning. Mustn't get too engrossed in catching up on all the posts to forget to dtd with hubby later though. Right, time to find cute tot video

Sparkly123 · 13/03/2015 21:32

Great news mrsb glad the nhs appreciate their quality staff!

victoria401 · 13/03/2015 21:37

Omg pug you and dh look unbelievably young! I feel Iike an old hag! Nice wedding pics and I see the pugs made it :-)

mrsb0710 · 13/03/2015 21:38

They'd better! Temping for now, but hopefully it will go permanent.

Alright, off to pay some attention to DH and the dog or they'll both be whining at me.

dojo123 · 13/03/2015 21:40

Purdey just showed DH piccys of Nancy and he said "ah, she's a cutie". Big love sent to Nancypants and you.

ThePug · 13/03/2015 21:42

Waaaaah I am way too confused not knowing who is who! It's like two alternate universes have collided! This is going to do my head in but it's oh so good

victoria yes, I'm not sure when we will both start ageing - probably later this year when we both hit the big 3-0. You should see the pics of us when we first got together aged 18. We look like children. And yes, the pug (the actual pug) managed to get himself plum centre of the confetti shot with absolutely no direction or enticement!

Woolly84 · 13/03/2015 21:42

Evening all! Home alone and also blubbing at comic relief!!

spinningirl10 · 13/03/2015 21:43

Pug, you live in one of my favourite places in the country Smile

eskimolaura · 13/03/2015 21:48

Ooooh, do we have newcomer to the FB group?

spinningirl10 · 13/03/2015 21:54

Victoria, I agree you look very young Pug and the pug is gorgeousSmile

spinningirl10 · 13/03/2015 21:55

Oh that was badly worded, even for meSmile I meant that I agree with victoria that Pug looks young.

eskimolaura · 13/03/2015 22:02

Oh my... Purdey, I just watched the video of Nancy that everyone was talking about. I actually welled up! (That is unheard of for me!) What a gorgeous, gorgeous little girl. Never mind about the vom-stained dress (which is still lovely despite the flem), and the iron incident; she is so happy and you should be so proud.

How weird is it, that, if that was one of my RL friends, I wouldn't have watched it; I would have skipped over it, but any of you lot and I love hearing about your children and babies. :)

Nomio230 · 13/03/2015 22:04

I have gone completely the other way today, Sparkly! I am now convinced that I am not pregnant & never will be. I think I am just tired.

I really hope your spotting is implantation, not stupid AF. I was hoping it would be your month.

Glad you are feeling better Victoria. Just in time for your weekend Smile

Pug, I am exactly the same. I can't remember who is who. I will have to spend my weekend memorising the FB list!

Purds, her chubby cheeks & gorgeous smile is the reason I love N Pantz. She is such a cutie!

Sparkly123 · 13/03/2015 22:07

Aww Nomio well that's obvious you nonsense as we know it WILL happen. You will get a BFP. We just all need to be patient right?! Patience..... Mmm... Not quite working is it?! Funny how things can change in a matter of minutes- hope.. Lost hope... Oh oh pang of hope again... Gone... Oh wait, could it be...?!?! So yes, in my experience it's better not to dwell and just focus on a good outcome and wait and see., but i would say that's almost impossible to do! Ha. Confused sorry you are feeling the opposite. Keep strong lovely Flowers

DizzyMerry · 13/03/2015 22:24

Thanks mrsb and purdey. I'll try reflexology and maca this cycle

Nomio230 · 13/03/2015 22:27

Thank you, gorgeous Sparkly. You are always so supportive & cheerful. You future baby will be so lucky to have such a lovely mum. Flowers

victoria401 · 13/03/2015 22:28

Someone said earlier about cycles going haywire since being on the buses? Yes, mine, I think its the stress of symptom spotting. I've proven over my 2 years plus ttc that the cycles where we have not 'tried' I'm happier, I have no spotting... My cycles have still varied by a few days either way though, I think that's just me! Never had cycles before though as been on bc since I was 15 for primary dysmenorroeah (sp).

spinningirl10 · 13/03/2015 22:30

Pleased I'm not the only one struggling with who's who on fb! Think I know 5 out of how many? Must be about 20 of us! so hw for all of us this weekend is to swat upSmile

Sparkly123 · 13/03/2015 22:32

nomio thank you. That's so sweet.. Almost tears! I'm a wreck tonight!! Arghhhh!! All the ladies on this bus are just wonderful , Our babies are going to be so loved!! Smile

Nomio230 · 13/03/2015 22:32

Spinning, I am just glad I am not the only one!

spinningirl10 · 13/03/2015 22:34

Just counted up the names on fb, there's 28 in the groupSmile