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MARCH BUZZ..Come and get thy babbies!

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PurdeyBirdie · 10/03/2015 17:34

STATS LIST

Are you fed up of your glittering career? Do you want to destroy your sexual relationship with your uvver 'alf? Do you like to imagine the impossible, like conceiving on your first cycle? Do you like ferretting around in your cervix, hoping to find something resembling a bellend covered in snot? Are you, like, so over being slim and having pert tits? Then come and join us in trying to make a baby.

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Sparkly123 · 13/03/2015 19:01

Just realised I said "wee" cinema day. It's a Scotland thing right. You don't use that?!

spinningirl10 · 13/03/2015 19:35

Haha I knew what you meant! Nothing exciting for me tonight, sat in front of the tv, surfing the netSmile
Sorry your Mums still poorly. Yes I'll see her on Sunday, maybe we if she fancies going for a walk, weather permitting!
Ooh Nancy will be a clever little girl I think.......and where is Purdey tonight? Eating cake I think Smile

spinningirl10 · 13/03/2015 19:40

Ah Corries on, that's what Purdeys up to Grin

dojo123 · 13/03/2015 19:45

Evening all.

I've been a bit absent for the last couple of days work and social life getting in the way of mumsnetting!

Firstly. Congrats Disney that's fab news

Heir Go POAS m'dear. I can understand your doubt and not wanting to pee just in case it's a BFN. FX for you.

Sparkly Could your brown spotting be implantation? I really hope so.

Babs Bless you, go and rest your ankle.

Spinning Sorry your chart isn't looking as hopeful as you wanted. but you're not out yet so fingers firmly crossed for you.

Juney Just read back about your sperm being delivered to your neighbours! Yeah I could see how human material would be difficult to explain Grin

Purdey Hope Nancy enjoyed her play date yesterday and her birthday today. Sorry she didn't sleep well last night poor little mite. Also cake looked amazin'.
Congrats on the second interview and the job. When do you start? have been skim reading so soz if I've missed the info

Night Your nightmare sounded horrendous, I dreamt of seals being bludgeoned with mallets the other evening. So I can understand how they can really shake you up sometimes.

Thank you for all the lovely, insightful birthing stories! Haven't had that chat with DH whether he is going to stay up near my head or at the business end Hmm
CD9 but weirdly had some ewcm earlier when I checked. Earlier than the last two cycles. we DTD on Wednesday so will again tonight and maybe tomorrow morning. Still not using OPKs but planning to DTD for the next week and a bit to cover ourselves.

Hope you all have a lovely Friday evening.

loopylou1984 · 13/03/2015 19:55

Juney - I missed your sperms being delivered to your neighbour!! What did you say?! X

Giddymamma · 13/03/2015 19:58

Ha, juney, I missed that too! Nightmare!

Giddymamma · 13/03/2015 20:00

Oh, assuming we found that funny, really sorry if not. Xx

juneybean · 13/03/2015 20:01

Oh sorry I think I blurted it on the fb group when I was stuck at work and horrified that dhl was stating they had delivered my blasted spermies.

Thankfully it was nice widow neighbour who asked no questions but made small talk about going out for a meal so I told her to have lots of cocktails to forget my alien looking tank

Opk and digital negative but feeling mighty soggy downstairs after running just now...

Sparkly123 · 13/03/2015 20:01

Dojo good luck dtd! Thanks for the positivity.. I get brown cm at this time every cycle so implantation I'm not so sure.. Anyway. Got to keep going... Four days and I'll know....Confused

Spinning yep Purds will be busy birthdaying!! I could go a bit of cake actually..!!!

Sparkly123 · 13/03/2015 20:03

Juney I missed that too!!.. Whaaattt! Honestly! These spermies you keep ordering are really naughty! How dare they! Shock

juneybean · 13/03/2015 20:05

Dhl will be the end of me!

spinningirl10 · 13/03/2015 20:06

Dojo, good luck with your weekend dtd-a-thonWink

JuneyShock goodness, your sperm never have a straightforward journey! Fx for a positive opk for you soon.

Ooh cake, I could just eat a big slice of carrot cakeGrin

Sparkly123 · 13/03/2015 20:13

Oh carrrrrot cake! Yum. Yes!

Sparkly123 · 13/03/2015 20:21

This bus is so quiet these days, does everyone now have a bfp?!

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PurdeyBirdie · 13/03/2015 20:22

Oh, blimey I'm only on page 23 Sad I will read every post as usual so please forgive cluster posting. It has been a pretty rubbish day for poor Nancy (thank you for all your kind birthday wishes to her, you really have made my heart sing with your loveliness Thanks). First I ruined her birthday frock from my mum whilst I was ironing it. It was overlaid by a tulle kind of netting which I tried to iron and it melted off. I was furious with myself and cried. My lovely mum was so nice about it. Nancy wasn't herself from the moment she got up. Her eyes were glassy and her barking cough was worse and her cheek was bright purple from teething. After her lunch she just sat on the floor and threw the whole lot up; vomited right down her brand new (melted and burnt) party dress Sad

It's been a long couple of days but my amazing parents and DH were just the best. I don't cope very well when Nancy is distressed. She is a very contented baby and has hardly cried since she was born so it's distressing to me when she's in pain or ill. I thought I was thicker skinned than this but being a mum brings a new measure of vulnerability, it seems.

Spinning, I am sorry your temps are plummeting. You are so stoical and optimistic and such a support to all of us. I can't wait for you to get your baby. You do know it is waiting, don't you? Thanks

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loopylou1984 · 13/03/2015 20:28

I haven't sparkly, I'm still here.
Got distracted by a skiing lesson in preparation for holiday!

Oh Purdey, sorry Nancy's poorly Hmm
Maybe you could have a second birthday for her when she's better?

No news for me, cd10/11 or something else boring poa opk this afternoon just for fun, negative obvs! X

Pikz · 13/03/2015 20:32

Oh purdey poor you and poor Nancy. Hope you had some lovely bits in the day

Juney glad you have rescued the sperm!

Sammy how was skiing?

Sparkly are you feeling better?

Spinning I am sorry, we will get there. We both will.

Errr brain blank will go read back again

spinningirl10 · 13/03/2015 20:34

Ahh Purdey, what a lovely thing to say, thank youSmile I don't know about our baby, I want it more than anything but it's a long shot at my age but we'll keep at it and maybe a miracle will happen Grin
So sorry Nancy's been poorly for her birthday. I'm sure she looked gorgeous in her dress and the melted tulle wasn't even noticeable. It's horrible as a mum when they're poorly, you just want to make them better.

Sammy, where are you off to on your holiday?

Thanks Pikz, we're all gonna have Christmas babiesGrin

Sparkly123 · 13/03/2015 20:37

Oh purds poor you!!! That's a hard couple days lovely. What a shame. Poor Nancy on her birthday too. I always wonder how mums cope seeing their little ones go through these type of things. You are amazing! Flowers I hope Nancy picks up soon and I'm so glad your dh and parents have all been there for you Flowers

Sammy phew! I was thinking I was a loner tonight ha ha. Oh lovely - a skiing lesson! When are you going on hols? Almost time for you to dtd then too.!!!

Hi Pikz still feeling pretty rotten. But Tomor is another day! How are you?!

Sparkly123 · 13/03/2015 20:39

Spinning it WILL. It WILL. And if you think it would take a miracle, that's fine too.. As they DO happen.

Christmas babies ooooh that sounds so so great!

Sparkly123 · 13/03/2015 20:42

Oh my goodness I actually do not know what's wrong with me tonight. Hormones! I feel really Teary.. You know the kind where you feel you could burst at any minute!.. What is going on! Pms central. Lucky the dh is out!! Hmm

loopylou1984 · 13/03/2015 20:47

Skiing was good! Really enjoyed it actually (except the bit at the beginning where a accidentally slipped down the slope almost taking out the instructor!) and looking forward to the hol! We're going at the end of March to France Smile

Pikz · 13/03/2015 20:50

Sparkly I am crying continuously at comic relief. I am 8dpo and a hormonal mess which can only mean Af is on its way!

Sammy I am jealous. Love love skiing

Pikz · 13/03/2015 20:51

Spinning having had DS a month before Xmas its ace having a new born at Xmas

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PurdeyBirdie · 13/03/2015 20:56

Oh, Knit, can you trust boozy viewings of HPTs? No you cannot, you monkey. Calm yourself down and sober up Grin

Oh, Merry, I'm sorry AF showed up.

Babs, you calamitous bunny! What the heck?! Are you okay? Shock

Disney! You jammy bastard. What is it with all these lesser-posting ladies getting preggo?! It's quite, quite extraordinary Confused

Pug, yes I think you missed the surge, and I'm sorry I didn't have time to check yesterday's pic for you Sad

Sparkly, that looks like a nice, steady chart to me. Could that be implantation cm? Was your pregnancy spotting brown? My memory is rubbish. Please don't lose hope; this is a numbers game, and some women wait only a low number of months to conceive while the rest of us have to reach higher numbers. It will happen for you Thanks

Ha, ha! Pulchritudinous is one of my favourite words; it sounds as though it would have the exact opposite of its meaning, doesn't it?

Bowie, so nice to see you. Where've you been?

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