March Bus - the journeys may be different but destination for all - BFP land!

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Another March bus for us chatty lot! No religion or politics but feel free to bitch away about life/DH/work/too much sex/not enough sex.

Remember to update us with your changes in stats in a separate post with lots of #### to signify an update.

Let's get our BFPs!!!

Oh no Baby, your poor dog (and poor you!) I have to put fibre in the food of one of mine so that he keeps his anal glands flushed, otherwise his stools are too soft to push out the fluid. (Sorry everyone...). There is a way of doing it yourself, but I've never had to do it (thank goodness!) Here's a link to the fibre, if you need it...

www.vetuk.co.uk/dog-supplements-cat-supplements-prebiotic-probiotic-products-c-5_172/vetuk-probiotic-fibre-for-dogs-500g-p-11390

Congrats Purdey! And the very best of luck, not that you will need it at all!

Mummy, we have normal sex at times other than the fertile window. Today I am CD11 with an expected ov day of CD15. I guess I am in the fertile window but DH doesn't know that. He will blurt for England and then I will tell him about the knicker snot. He'll be very pleased

Thanks for the congrats, Heir, Woolly, Wotsits & MrsB!

Heir, I can't remember the last time I woke up frisky Better say goodbye to them there rumpy mornings when you have a babby Bureaucracy I can cope with; female bosses I cannot. I doubt I'll escape them though in't council

MrsB, do you mean this 'ere Moviprep I have to drink the evening before my arse invasion? To give me Dior 'ere? I'm sure it's vile but like I always say when anyone balks at tasting summat nasty: 'Try eating a sausage roll faintly whiffing of sick out of a bin in a park and then wash it down with neat vodka.' You can imbibe owt after that

(Page 33. S'killin' me this..)

Thanks eskimo!

Baby, my friend is a dog grooming-parlour owner and is always advertising her services on fb and I wondered why she offered anal gland-cleaning as part of the package Poor sodding mutts.

congrats fifi
Good luck with the job interview purdey
I'll still be staying here, even though AF is just about to turn up.

I caught up! Hurrah!

Now everyone shut the f**k up

Can't wait til you get to this page Purds It's full of doggy anal glands... It's like I can see your future, and you don't know what's coming mwa haha

Wotsits.... You've JUST found prosecco from Xmas?! That would've been polished by New Year's Day in my gaff. X

Sadly Purdey I think you're right - I reckon it's about 70:30 women to men in my office...

Haha purdey I'll remember that next time I prep for a colonoscopy. If you mix it with some lemon squash, and sip it through a straw it'll be better.
Also...vaseline around your bum hole. Lol, it'll help.

No...I'm not weird maybe a little I have IBD and have annual scopes.

Just checking in ... Congrats ninja & fifi on the bfps

And good luck for the job interview purdey

sammy I think everyone is strangers in RL.

Purdey it is the secret pregnant stalkers. Maybe we should be shagging more and chatting less. Good luck for bum appt and interview 2. Am I missing something, I only have 17 pages

babybump you reminded me our dog was meant to have her post op check today. It completely slipped me mind. Thanks. But also hope your doggy is better soon.

Good luck with the interview purdey! I've had a butt scope plus a biopsy taken from up there. It was fine actually. You don't really feel a lot. Especially when the biopsy is taken, if you're having one, just a painless tugging feeling. I did have to keep a cotton plug up my arse for a few hours after which was more uncomfortable! Good luck with it all x

Congrats to ninja and fifi!

And yes I've noticed the less chatty pop up with their bfps too!

Just checking In, I was lost in the land of facebook yesterday! I've relinquished my seat on this bus now, but I love the chat about bums and anal glands so much I'll just stay for a while longer! (Standing room only)

Glittery I stashed 3 bottles in case we had unexpected guests and I'd supped the place dry! Then I forgot about em!

Advice please ladies Ovia suggests I test next Wednesday, AF due Thursday. I however have this feeling that I don't want to go into work the day after I test (this could all be completely hypothetical if AF arrives on time) so was thinking the Friday. Not sure I will last that long though! Is going into work after testing really something I should be dreading?

Congrats on the interview purdey. You'll be great. You can tell them you offer online coaching to women struggling to have children...

I'm trying to bleach the image of fog glabds and stuff. Eeeeeuugh. DH is watching the football, yawn.

If just been on to facebook and seen another mate had a baby yesterday. I want to be pleased but I can't.

One of my colleagues brought her baby girl into work today. Told us all how much she hated being pregnant and being a mum, and she can't wait to get back to work. I didn't like her much before.... Now.........

Sorry I'm going to slope off and be grumpy in the corner.

Ooh must have missed the job announcement, congrats purdey!

Baby, you just made me very glad I don't have dogs!

I am feeling really positive this month. I keep trying not too, as I don't want to get my hopes dashed when AF arrives, but I just have a good feeling.

Baby - I've just agreed with dh that we can get a puppy in the summer... Am I going to regret this decision? My cat already hates me. Xx

BabyBump do you mean it actually ruptured? :s my dog has to have his cleared by the vet every 3-4 months now. We thought he'd hurt his back last year as was very agitated, shaking, couldn't sit down properly but the vet cleared his glands (he'd had them done before) and it seemed to resolve it. Happened again a few weeks ago and we took him straight up to the vet as we knew what was wrong.

Purdey Super news about your second interview. Best of luck

Glittery I have a bottle of prosecco from last Christmas and a whole stack of champagne - DH went through a phase of getting given bottle of champagne at work for hitting targets but we're not big drinkers and never seem to be bothered about opening a bottle. My dad wanted specific champagne for our wedding last year too so we didn't even get to use any up then. Maybe I should donate some to this bus and those with AF can swig it from the top deck...

I have absolutely nothing on-topic to contribute, apologies.

thepug if you live anywhere near Surrey/sussex/hampshire I can pop round and help with your drink supplies?

Ooh, some good news on the bus. Nice one ninja

Good luck with t'interview purdey

I am trying to keep up on here (honestly). Just a bit distracted watching you lot tear that poor woman's ff chart to shreds on fb. Tis funny though!

Oh Marys, now I want to join the group, think I'm missing out on all the good stuff! By 'poor woman' do you mean someone from the bus, or a random who has never posted, or just some unknown's chart from FF???

Pug, it's an unknown chart I found on FF, hold on I'll switch to the other site and post it here