March Bus - the journeys may be different but destination for all - BFP land!

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Another March bus for us chatty lot! No religion or politics but feel free to bitch away about life/DH/work/too much sex/not enough sex.

Remember to update us with your changes in stats in a separate post with lots of #### to signify an update.

Let's get our BFPs!!!

Thanks Eskimo yeah think I'll take the advice and use it that way. I hope your appointment goes well!

I may just do that mummy ;) will see how my weekend goes, thank you x

Just had a thought... when AF arrives can I stay or do you chuck me off for the April bus?

Hi all, wow this bus moves so fast! I can't keep up! Thank you mummy for the new thread

Purdey, glad things sound like they are moving forward for you.

Woolly I am another using preseed so let's hope it is lucky for us both!

Cd11 here & we were going to dtd tonight but just got into bed & feel too knackered! Will have to wait til the weekend now as I'm out tomorrow night...

Sorry to hear about AF Southy hope you feel better soon

Yes fx mummy!

Sorry af got you southy definitely sounds like wine is needed

Thanks woolly I better actually start dtd if I want to be in with a chance this month though lol x

Just marking my place - off to bed as have to be up earlier than normal to be at the hospital for the blood test - thank you all for your good wishes.

Hehe know what you mean mum dh and I work long hours at times so tempting to just roll over and go to sleep!!

Mummy of 1 I'm 32 and have a DS who is 2.2yrs

Sorry af arrived Southy, I totally get what you mean about getting your hopes up, it sucks. Hope you're feeling better soon. Xx

Genni I've just seen your news... Crossing everything

Evening! I love getting on the bus and seeing bfps! Congratulations, successful ladies, wishing you an awesome nine months.

And it's good to see how kind our passengers are to each other. Wishing everyone lots of happiness, whatever the reason for being down is.

Met a colleague's little baba today - scrumptious. Drank in his delicious smell, tickled his chubby cheeks til he gave me a gummy grin and handed him back when he started to wail. Perfect.

Have also just googled the beautiful cervix website after it was mentioned on here today. I make the following points:

1. cervixes/cervii/ceviche?! are not beautiful
2. being of a delicate disposition, I should not have viewed that page straight after eating my tea
3. my eyes are still bleeding....

Hi all, new user,
30, TTC1, cycle 4, poas today, bfn, will do again on the weekend of AF doesn't arrive

Good luck all

Oh good god Giddy - I just googled it and in the results list of pages it has Cervix Photo Gallery - Pre & Post Coitus. WHYYYY does anyone need to see that? And who on earth volunteers to BD then get the camera out! I am so tempted to click it but don't want to damage my eyesight.

to everyone else. Have been reading along but am in the totally boring CD5 part of cycle so absolutely nothing to report. Other than I have decided to do SMEP this month and told DH the days we'll be BDing (starting Saturday). He seems keen for some action tonight and I know I shouldn't let TTC be the be all & end all but I just know we'll be getting more than enough sex next week and I'm not sure I need any extra!!

eskimo I'm sorry there's no sign of AF yet. I was so relieved when mine showed up on CD34 so I really feel for you. Fx you won't be waiting much longer, or you'll get a BFP instead.

Still trying to remember everyone else's stories & updates to match to names so sorry I haven't joined in much - it's only 5 days into March but SO much has been discussed already!

Giddy I hadn't looked but decided to after your post. Did not like to see how menstrual blood flows through a cervix gross!! Though I have seen my own cervix so wasn't too grossed out. Anyone see on facebook the article going around that there is now a dildo you can buy with a light and camera on the end which syncs to FaceTime. I kid you not. Who in their right mind while away from home wants to FaceTime the DW's insides including cervix. Just weird. Apologies to anyone on here who has preordered one. Haha.

Just parking my arse on a seat before going to sleep. Night night ladies, see you in the morning.

Ha ha haaaa pug and mummy! I love it that you waited til I told you how gruesome it was before you googled it! I was trying to help you, not drag you to into it! It's like when oh says urgh, think milk has gone off, you smell it.... Urm. no thanks. You two lovable loons would be fighting each other to be first to neck it Judging by this behaviour!!

HEllo natalilly! Run, escape the bus of madness before the door closes behind you! ah, still laughing

Ugh. Got home about an hour ago to find out AF has kicked in good and proper. I didn't get my two days pre AF brown cm?! Not sure whether the conception vits/kale & quinoa/ cutting down on sugar combo has helped balance my hormones?

Will stick around here for now anyway although next bfp isn't due until well into April

Dildo cam is just weird!!

I had to close it because the pictures were making me feel ill, as were the annotations under some of the one where they took pics all cycle e.g. "feeling particularly sexual" "Cervical fluid is gelatinous and streaked whitish-yellow" [vom]

Hey guys we can buy a kit from the site so we can examine our own. Maybe it's not enough to just be feeling them anymore. Only $20 and includes a mirror and a torch Can just imagine if someone put a picture of their actual cervix on the bus!

Pu-ug! No more! Far too squeamish for all this cervix malarkey!

Ha ha, purdey is all over our charts, and now pug is volunteering to become our cerviche expert! Ladies, please send all pics to the wonderful pug via pm.

I've decided on 1 x MOT10 and 3 x MOT5.... fingers crossed

Welcome natalilly!