The March Bus is rolling through Spunkland stopping for BFPs only!

[juneybean]

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I'm weaning you guys off the gin, it's not good for the eggies! Instead we have some of Sparkly's green gunk!

Happy shagging/syringing!

Knit, that is not a positive...but almost

Juney, what does POF mean?

Pug, anything that is going to raise your temp even slightly (foot on floor, talking to cat etc) is going to give you an invalid temp. Turning over in bed is fine.

Hello MNetters, of all the days he could get tired, I got first flashing smiley on Tuesday, DTD that night, then got solid smiley Friday morning. We only managed to baby dance Saturday morning which is the second day of positive Opk, (clearblue digital)

Have we missed the march bus? Help 39, trying for 3 after several years on Mirena.

Here's a green gunk close up for y'all! Ha

I just don't understand what pleasure you would get from pretending to be a CM obsessed woman & talking about POAS all the time!

Purdey plenty of fish - a dating site, I made an anonymous profile asking for sperm...!

Juney, are you paying these unofficial donors? That would explain why your 'nice bloke' is keen, no? Can't you join a gay parenting site where they have recommended donors or summat?

Welcome, wotsit, and thank you for saying I'm some kind of fertility swami. I am not, I'm just old and have had lots of things shoved up my vagina (business not pleasure) and taken lots of drugs (business and pleasure) and spoken to lots of consultants and fertility specialists on my road to conceiving my nipper (IVF). I have learned a lot over the years and just want to help wherever I can.

Someone. Tell me when to test: the last 2 cycles I had positives cd13/14 ..... cd15 this cycle I had neg (blank face) ...4 hrs later. . Pos. Wondering if I'd have tested mid morn on cd14 it would have been pos. I didn't test cd16.

Juney, whenever I read stories in the media about women who have been assaulted/ripped off/burgled/twatted it is them bastards off Plenty Of Fish. Plenty Of Wankers, more like. Move on! Plan D!

I'm feeling stupid and confused.

and poas twitchy

Nomio, you made it sound like I'm a dirty old man. Not that I need to convince anyone I'm not, but I'm NOT! :-)

Just killing time on here while my hubby is away and I'm mentally preparing for another cycle :-)

No not paying them Purdey !!

I'm off to bed, getting an early night with dh
Suspect I won't sleep well as waiting to see what tomorrow's temp does! Night night, Xx

Night Sammy !

Night sammy fx for your temps staying up. Very exciting!!

Juney where are the sperm banks in Europe? If most of the cost is in the transportation, can't you get a cheapy Easyjet/Ryanair flight and have a nice romantic weekend away in a hotel room with your newly collected boys?! I guess you'd need to be pretty certain of Ov dates to do that, though.

Purdey it's the risk of being jumped on by the dog I'm trying to avoid! As soon as anyone moves or utters a noise in the morning he's up and in your face wanting his breakfast. Thought it was therefore better to wait til DH had taken him downstairs for breakfast than get jumped on as reaching for the thermometer 10 mins earlier.

I am so bored waiting for AF to finish and to get back to the exciting bits. In anticipation of which - please can you all tell me where you get your cheapy hpt sticks from? If Amazon/eBay which seller? Thanks lovelies

Chasing wait til your period is due, don't upset yourself unnecessarily like I have!

I wish thepug but I can't take time off from work :( and my lovely cycle never falls on my days off!

Juney I second thepug's idea of a nice European break over ov time

MrsG good luck at the dr tomorrow.

Well we didn't dtd today but I'm only on cd7 so plenty of time for that in a few days!

Good luck to anyone testing tomo & hope the 2ww passes quickly for those still waiting. So horrid being in limbo.

Welcome juniper & sorry for your loss. And welcome other newbies too ??

Juniper, I am sorry for your loss. It is heartbreaking. I hope you get pregnant again soon. May I ask your age?

Juney, yes there are issues. I haven't enjoyed a nice proper shit since the tot was born. That's eleven months of unsatisfactory, bunged-up, bleeding-from-the-arse-occasionally, floating pellets of dissatisfaction. I want it sorted. I'm fed up of perpetually feeling as though I am touching cloth; like a turtle's head is about to pop out. And then when I go to the toilet I am straining like one of those World's Strongest Man competitors pulling a 38-tonne lorry by his gnashers. Cameras up rectums are never fun, but the bonus is I get to lie down for half an hour. Fecking love a lie down, me.

PS if you can't get time off pull a sickie

I'm too conscientious to pull a sicky ROFL I love my job and would never want to let them down even for a babby!

Oh sorry to hear of your troubles Purds enjoy your lie down!

I would say sorry for TMI but I think it's rather pointless, don't you? You would need mind bleach and that hasn't been invented yet, or else we would all have merrily washed away the image of Boris' bird stretching her fertile cervical mucus between her tobacco-stained fingers. Dirty slag.

Juney, I won't last past 12dpo ... but I can't work out if that's Friday or Saturday? !

Not a dirty old pervy imposter, just me ricey, marking my place!

at Purds you have a way with words.

chasing just go with Friday, join the friday poas party!