The March Bus is rolling through Spunkland stopping for BFPs only!

[juneybean]

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Welcome to the March bus, every one welcome!

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I'm weaning you guys off the gin, it's not good for the eggies! Instead we have some of Sparkly's green gunk!

Happy shagging/syringing!

Juney. .. what!? It's illegal to use English sperm? 500 quid a pop. Ouch. what a bloody faff. Yet you are so amazingly upbeat.

Stupid question alert: how do you check that the foreign spermies are a) any good. . B) sperm at all!? Do they arrive frozen?

hope you're kebabing night

I think it's to do with the non-anonymous thing that came in a few years ago, and how if they released it they couldn't confirm that a resulting child was a result of the sperm used, like the fertility associated (HFEA?!) want to protect the children and allow them to contact their donor. I dunno I'm just waffling! No idea!

juney I didn't realise what a journey you've already been on, and I also didn't realise it was illegal to do home insemination in England, seems a bit wrong. I hope you get the bfp you deserve

Thanks for new page and stats juney what horrid sleazy scuzzers. Isnt there a site specifically to match women with potential doners? There should be if not

Welcome wotsit . Have to ask if you're a real ttc-er or a dirty old fella who just likes reading about our cm I'm sure there are a fair few imposters on here already

I am going to have 3rd day in a row sex tonight. Seriously most dtd ever for oh and me! Feeling epic

It's a well known sperm bank in Europe so I should hope it contains real sperm! But a lady on another site after doing her business had a look at the straw until a microscope and they were still swimming after 16 hours which was good!

Mine arrived in liquid nitrogen which supposedly lasts for 7 days!

kissing there is! it's where I found my plan c but he hasn't replied to my email today so had gone onto POF for back up!

Am doing more of a bottom shuffle juney to spread it around

Phew, finally caught up with you all on the new bus!

Welcome to our newbies. I always love it when lurkers join the fun. :)

Sorry to Boris and anyone else who has had the witch arrive.

Juney how are you doing my dear?

I am at the doctor's tomorrow for the results of all my blood tests he ran. Fingers crossed there's nothing lurking there and he just tells us to keep trying a bit longer.

I have upgraded to vip on ff, went for a whole year. Hopefully that will invoke sod's law. ;)

Sorry juney massively cross posted then....who'd a thunk getting hold of some spermies would be so hard

MrsG I'm fine! Full of Mcdonald's but I'm pretty sure I'm bleeding!

MrsG snap! But now it's put my nice predicted ov boxes back on and shows me that in 4 days I would have been in my fertile window if my cycle wasn't being a twat.

Sorry to hear AF got you Juney
Mines nowhere to be seen and lots of negative tests, think I need to get in the April bus!

Kissing, funny you say that about imposters, I was just thinking about that earlier. It's always going to happen though isn't it on an open forum!

Juney, that's great that they were still swimming after 16hours, no chance of dp's still swimming then

No sign of Purdey on the new bus, hope she's not taken a wrong turn

Very tentatively joining.

Miscarried at 4.5 weeks last Wednesday. I've read I should be super fertile now, although as to when I'll ovulate is pure guess work.

DP and I are doing circular conversations about whether we should ttc as I won't be eligible for maternity pay. Would have been if I hadn't miscarriage. Ah well.

Realistically, we probably will be trying again so I'm dipping a n emotional drained foot in.

Ha ha Juney still waiting on it....!!!!
Can't believe it's illegal!!

We can only imagine where our Purds has ended up eh Spinning ?!..

night good luck!!

MrsG best of luck at docs Tomor. Fingers crossed for you

Sorry to hear that juniper

Illegal!?! That's silly!!! If its a consenting male and a consenting female...what's the problem! I knew there were issues with anonymity in the press a while back but didn't think it was illegal!!

AI sounds much easier than the 11x in 6 days I made DH do! I think we over did it massively. His men were probably knackered or not even ready!!!!

Hello!

Can someone add me to the stats? Is that how it works?!

###age 25, TTC1 (though MMC in Dec) cycle 2. BFP/AF due March 7th###

SO FED UP and only cycle 2. TWW is the worst!

That is v impressive wotsit! I am aiming for six times in six days and thought that was ambitious. You have earnt a bfp!

It's only donated in the UK clinical sperm that cannot be used for home insemination btw!

Me getting sperm off some young guy is fine!

added you creme welcome!

Thank you!

Five pages?!

Thanks for new fred, Juney. I've just got back from th'ospickal. Yet another finger up my jacksy. Camera up there in two weeks' time Perhaps they'll find a few quid up there, you know....like when you're rooting down t'back o't'couch

Will read back...

Kissing... I promise I'm not a dirty old perv! (Although.. I suppose a dirty old perv would say that, huh?) It kinda freaks me out that there are imposters on the internet!

Whilst we mentioned cm... Does anyone have any idea what its meant to be like before AF if you are pregnant and if you arent? I had a coil for 5 years and never had AF once so I can't remember!!!!

For fun Purds or.... you got ishoos?

wotsits exactly the same I believe... cramping, sore boobs, testy...