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The March Bus is rolling through Spunkland stopping for BFPs only!

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juneybean · 02/03/2015 17:56

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Welcome to the March bus, every one welcome!

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I'm weaning you guys off the gin, it's not good for the eggies! Instead we have some of Sparkly's green gunk! Wink

Happy shagging/syringing! Grin

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Sweets27 · 02/03/2015 19:39

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Evening ladies! Can't believe we're on another bus already - lots to catch up on!!

boris, sorry AF got you. Fx the next month is your month.

blondie hello and welcome back to the buses!

Southy and all, can I join your POAS party on Friday? I'm due on Thursday so I might be out of the game by Fri, but if it's a day late I'll be testing and seriously excitable!

KnitFastDieWarm · 02/03/2015 19:39

Well that's good! Hopefully a positive tomorrow! :) am dtd this eve anyway so bases covered....

KnitFastDieWarm · 02/03/2015 19:41

Oh, and i am totally buying a smiley face opk next month to avoid hours of peering at tiny sticks!

Rainy34 · 02/03/2015 19:41

Hi everyone!!!

I think i am 10dpo, have had brown spotting since saturday only when i wipe, think af is due Thursday and i know that with the brown spotting that i must be out but ..... i have had sore / tender boobs which i dont really get and my silly head is saying is it a sign!! tww is torture!!!

Sweets27 · 02/03/2015 19:44

Fx for you rainy! Do you normally get spotting before af? It ain't over til it's over...

cymonsarah · 02/03/2015 19:44

Pass me the Gin please, I have a job interview on Wed and all I can think about is baby baby baby! ConfusedWine

wotsits1 · 02/03/2015 19:52

Chasing I can only really use the smiley face ones too. The others confuse me! I got some cheapys this month to use alongside the clearblue thinking if I knew what I was looking for I could save myself some £££ next month. No such luck!

This is my first 2ww in 8 years and it BLOWS!

Southy84 · 02/03/2015 19:52

Of course sweets the more the merrier! Smile

wotsits1 · 02/03/2015 19:54

Plus I feel crap today. Got major stomach ache! (Not AF-ish... More dodgy tummy after a curry-ish!) Sorry tmi!

Rainy34 · 02/03/2015 19:56

Sweets i get spotting every month x

wotsits1 · 02/03/2015 19:57

Sorry!!!! Just realised my post sounded super insensitive! I shouldn't be moaning abt my first 2ww when others have had loads! Blush

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juneybean · 02/03/2015 20:00

Never too early to moan wotsit the 2ww is a horrid time!!

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mummyofonesofar · 02/03/2015 20:00

Eskimo it was the Dr or nurse at the clap clinic that terrified me with that info. Has me constantly spreading myself to peek up once a month. Am a stress head anyway about my health and so terrified that they will appear. But have all sorts of lumps down there anyway from scar tissue. Thanks you for correcting them - I will panic less now!

Juney that is disgusting what they are sending you. Is there is better site than pof? I tried online dating on there and met once seemingly nice guy and lots of fuck-around-ers.

Southy84 · 02/03/2015 20:05

Hi wotsits I agree with the interpretation on cheapy OPKs I've only tried the smiley clearblue ones too- at least it's easy to understand Grin and don't apologise, a wait is a wait and two weeks drags no matter how long you've been trying- totally get it :) fx for you

mummyofonesofar · 02/03/2015 20:06

Good luck sarah in your job interview.

Welcome back blondie and welcome stalker watsits

I've been having loads of runny eggs still. Had beans on toast with eggs tonight as forgot to get meat out the freezer. Had parents evening though and got told how my lovely DS is doing wonderfully and exceeding at everything. So proud!! Grin but that he is negative about his abilities (he also puts himself down at home) wish he would believe me when I tell him how amazing he is.

wotsits1 · 02/03/2015 20:07

Juney that sounds utterly shocking what they are sending you! Is there a huge waiting list in the UK for sperm? If you don't mind me asking... Is it megabucks to buy from abroad?

Surely we should have a better system than we do!! Its awful!!!

Sparkly123 · 02/03/2015 20:11

Arghhh so many pages to catch up on ladies! .. I was over on the other bus only to realise it was full!! I've tried to catch up on you all.. Glad you are all onto the green juices now Wink

Sorry you missed your app Purdey pie. I imagine the extra sleep did you good though yes?!

Spinning glad you have sorted things with dp, it's a hard business! I do think it must be so much pressure for the guy. Hope you are ok now Daffodil

Cariad hi lovely! Wondered where you were!! A puppy!!.. So I hear they are just as much work as a newborn.. Good luck! Exciting times for you.. A nice BFP is on route I'm sure of it!!

Boris oh noooo stupid AF! Sorry lovely. You never know you might get some dtd in before OV which technically gives you a good chance.. This cycle has started now anyway so have hope!! Daffodil

Juney how you doing? Brown cm can happen after implantation etc so don't give up yet love! Daffodil I really really hope AF stays away for you!! Thanks for the new bus Grin

Dizzy hope you have recovered from your dentist trip! At least that's done and dusted!

Knit I would try testing a bit later it's almost there!

Rice fingers crossed for Tomor for you!!

blondie hi! I remember you!! How was the op? Hope you are ok and recovering. Not long to go until you can try again, keep focused on that it won't be long! Daffodil

wotsits welcome to you!! Daffodil sorry you are struggling with this TWW.. Keep positive!Flowers

Sparkly123 · 02/03/2015 20:15

spinning my OPK is always positive for two days.. But we already established I have mutant like tendencies! That must be quite confusing having such a short surge though .. ICs always correspond with CB for me.

My update is: I'm CD 14. Peak day #2 for me. My Syringe is on route.. Tmi! Ha.. Hoping for a goodie!! I think I'll do Tomor too, just can't decide whether to do Wed too, or miss Wed and do Thurs as per smep.. I'm always confused these days because of my delayed temp spikes I never really know what's happening!

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juneybean · 02/03/2015 20:16

Okay have stuffed my face with Mcdonald's and feeling much better!

wotsits the thing with sperm in England is it's illegal for you to do home insemination so you'd have to pay for fertility treatment on top of the sperm. Whereas if I import it from Europe it's fine, so it cost about £500 (most of that was shipping!)

I've found a nice guy but he lives 2.5 hours away which is so annoying but he seems keen (which seems worrying?!)

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Sparkly123 · 02/03/2015 20:18

Juney glad you feel more Grin what do you mean it's illegal? To meet someone online and get spermies and then do home AI? Why is this illegal?!

nightandthelight · 02/03/2015 20:18

Bum on pillow over here :)

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juneybean · 02/03/2015 20:19

Concentrate on your syringe sparkly !

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chasingtherainbow · 02/03/2015 20:19

I know it's awful to say but I'm a bit jealous of you AI ladies. still recovering from week long shagathon a week on

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juneybean · 02/03/2015 20:19

sparkly no no, for a UK sperm bank to release sperm for home insemination would be illegal!

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nightandthelight · 02/03/2015 20:21

That's just ridiculous juney, why?