Juney, I love me energy pop, me I don't believe it stops women getting pregnant. What about all the Monster-imbibing scrotes on sink estates?
Sammy, I love you for saying that, but if you were me I would be gently suggesting you steel yourself for AF. Aren't FRER the most, like, powerful fings in the yooniverse? Surely they can detect HcG from even the sixteenth piss of the day 24 hrs before your period is due? 
Bozzer, I'll certainly test tomorrow if my temp is high but I now know it will be crushingly plummeting as we speak