Oh, Babs, I'm so sorry
I'll miss you around here but can't you pop back? I hope your mum's op goes brilliantly - she'll be a new woman 
Mummy, I don't understand what CCG is in terms of work How dare the crumblies turn down casseroles? Perfect for their regressing gums and horribly decaying teef
Bowie, can I see your chart again, pliz?
Mummy! I can't believe you tested at 5, 7 and 9dpo! You are v v v v v naughty!