DING! DING! The February bus is departing - destination Preggsville!

[PurdeyBirdie]

Are you trying to get pregnant this month? Are you sick to the back teeth of sex? Would you give your right arm for a BFP? Are you spotting symptoms like an anoraked geek spots birds? Then this is the bus for you...FEBRUARY CONCEPTIONS AHOY!

Congrats marmite

marmite yippee! great news, look after yourself and enjoy!

Congratulations Marmite

Hope this is the start of loads of BFPs. Marmite your mission should you choose to accept it is to ward off the evil witch by waving your pissy stick (with a BFP on it ) in her face.

YAY Marmite woohoo congrats!!!

Yay! Well done marmite exciting times!

Marmite, I hate to say I told you so... Congratulations!

Night, you're talking to the wrong person - I don't take a fecking blind bit of notice what doctors tell me. Most of the time they are covering their own backs in case you gave birth to the Elephant Man and you blamed the antivirals.

Yay congrats marmite !! Woop woop!

night sorry to hear you've got shingles..

Def middle class eating habits on here! Lowering the tone with packet noodles for dinner & MaccyDs for tea. The healthiest thing I've had all day was my seven seas pill haha..

Just checking in - back in a few days when I have something to report.. Cd4 here - majorly boring

Congrats marmite! That's wonderful news!

Send some of that luck this way will you?

wonterbaby we will be testing around the same time CD3 here. Normally have 4 days AF. But just had some spotting today so short for me. About a week til we can get started.

Utterly fab news marmite!!!

Ma had the same issue with DH - 2 days on the trot he's ahem not got it up. AT THE KEY TIME. Has never happened before. Is there a March bus yet??

Oh, no! Victoria! Are you pleading sufficiently? Is he always this dictatorial? Can't you tie him up and spank his monkey and then hop on?

Boris, was it you with the jimmies on during the conference this morning? I laughed out loud at that I always think people who take part in conferences sound really high up the career ladder. The only conference I have been present at was when I repeatedly missed probation meetings

Surfer, you have either a) missed the surge and have already ovulated, b) have a stupidly-short luteal phase or c) are having an anovulatory cycle. Only charting your temps will unravel the mystery. I would always temp - at least for a few months - to check my luteal phase is a healthy length.

Victoria If DH is not willing or you cant take up Purdey's suggestion can he not provide you with ahem a sample?? I was reading a thread on here the other week about people getting pregnant a la turkey baster....was relatively successful and sounded pretty straight forward. Might seem a tad extreme but I thought it was worth mentioning just in case ;)

Seriously though I hope your DH can be persuaded to DTD. Good luck.

Sammy, when I am not on Clomid my luteal phase is always 13 days long. Imagine my horror at the end of this cycle. I honestly thought I was pregnant when I woke up at 11dpo and took my temp...

Twas me in my pj's yes. I spent the day in them. I ironed the front of the shirt where the camera would catch it with me hair straighteners (as you do).

Right I'm signing in for my seat with the marge sarnie eating brigade. I pretend to be upper - Middle class and occasionally buy pomegranate to both eat and dry to turn into tasteful table decorations. But really, I is common and chips rule, innit.

sammy sorry about your milestone moment. They suck. You've been so wonderfully supportive on these threads for so long, I really hope you get your bfp really soon.

Hairstylisttoboris I love the ironing with your hair straighteners...now that is inspired!!! So....in true common form....you az my respect innit...(tries to do that weird finger slappy clicky thing....that I never mastered even at aged 10)

lily aye. Dat is it. Innit.

Excellent marmite! Great news

purdey TTC for 12 cycles. DH not taking anything at the mo. Healthy non-smoker, cut down on caffeine.

Lilly, both Sparkly and I are using self-insemination. I have resorted to it after ttc largely ruined my sex life (plus DH suffers from performance anxiety). I also think non-stop sex every day - or even every other day - is a crashing bore.

Boris, I'm laughing out loud here

I am also trying to ignore my baby who can clearly be heard through the baby monitor trying to poo

Miss, do you think you'll go see the doc? Get DH's sperm tested and your day 3 and 21 bloods done?

False poo alarm. I hate wasting nappies.

Purdey - can I show you my chart so far?
Just for your knowledgable input etc?
I have 2 versions, one with each of the temps from this morning. X

Has everyone gone to bed? Then I shall retire to watch Game of Minge.

Purdey so sorry to hear that. I hope I didn't offend, or you feel like I was trying to make fun.

Sorry Purdey & Sparkly if I caused any offence.