Hi, as it says above really. My period is late, I had a weird mid/late cycle brown discharge and now I am 6 days late, I am bloated, I've put weight on, I feel miserable, and I keep testing but it is always negative. We aren't TTC but I was so excited at the idea that I might be pregnant and now really fed up as I realise I'm probably not. I feel like my body is having a bit of a joke with me but I am NOT laughing. I just want AF to come now and I will stop obsessively buying pregnancy tests, checking early pregnancy websites and other crazy stuff... Sorry I just really needed a moan.