Things you cant do if pregnant!

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So another month passes with no BFP ð???ð???ð??? so in an attempt to cheer myself up while everyone else around me seems to be getting pregnant so easy I thought it would be fun to compile a list of fun things to do that you wouldn't be able to do if you were pregnant! Please join in folks! First thing I'm gonna go this month is visit alton towers theme park!! Woop! Xxx

Drink lots of on a Friday night! Eat lots of things you can't when pregnant e.g. brie, stilton, goats cheese, rare steak...

Go in a jacuzzi :)

Wee less than 8 times a night

I went to alton towers last month, it was amazing hope you enjoy! I would like to add using a hot tub, with a glass of fizz, bliss!

Go Karting. Whoops... To be fair I didn't know I was pg....

Pick up things from the floor.
Hold in a fart.
Stay awake for 12 hours.

Horse riding (assuming you aren't an experienced rider)
Cocktails, lots of them
Oyster festival with pints of Guinness
Parachute jump
Holiday to a malarial area
Anything requiring a night out past 8pm
Cinema (see above but with dark room for extra waste of money experience)
Watch the news or any sort of film where child injured or parent killed

Eat lovely Pate and cured meats!

You can't hold in farts?! I never knew this. Oh no...!

Hot tub and a glass of fizz sounds awesome! That maybe my next treat after the towers! Thanks ladies! Xxx

Sleep without snoring being uncomfortable.
See your toes.
Wear high heels.