So I'm asking the collective mumsnet psyche to send out all its best vibes for me. I have a clearblue fertility monitor smiley face; I have been caffeine and alcohol free for the last two months; I have lost half a stone. Tonight comrades we are GOING TO MAKE A SODDING BABY if it kills me. It may kill my DH.
Sorry, I realise this is all far too much information but at this point I don't care. Please send your most fertile vibes in this direction. 