Emergency bus for August! Penis dragons welcome, summer loving continued!

[MrsExtraOrdinary]

Oh dear we've run out of space! Hopefully somebody lovely will copy the stats over

Where you were ladies....

Kitty FX come onnnnnnnnn!!!!

Thanks for adding me to the stats luculois.

Just home from work and a nice strong line on opk again. Had a few twinges down below on left hand side around 13:00 - 14:00.

Just waiting for other half to get home (going to pick him up from train station so he's home even sooner) then dtd again!

blueberry you crack me up

ohlordy have fun babymaking!

Damn phone, I meant lucieloos!

Thanks kitty x

I second that, come on kitty
Oh Lordy enjoy ur session - I hope it works
Tickle - I understand how u feel I just can't cope with the disappointment so am going to wait till next thur I think 22nd if af hasn't come along

Ok another weird feeling anyone else had tingly / itchy boobs that seem to come from nowhere and then go? I am officially going mental and getting annoyed with myself for feeling these things

This two week wait is lasting FOREVER :( I'm just feeling so fucking impatient. I want to stamp my feet and shout!

I think I'm more frustrated as I'm CD23, so in the usual testing zone for me. Except I seem to have ovulated later which means I'm probably only 8 DPO instead of the usual 9/10 DPO.

So I'm sulking and POAS and getting the obvious BFN's. I don't feel pregnant. I don't have any symptoms. Or feel odd. I feel just fine and dandy .

AND Asda, you wankers, for not putting my FRER in my fucking shop today. And fuck you DP for doing click and collect and NOT BLOODY NOTICING. That means I have my IC's only. Damn it. I wanted a FRER for TOMORROW MORNING. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

So, now my pity party is over, I've been enjoying reading all the BFP's this month. Looks like August has been a good month :) Congrats!

And boo hiss screw you right back to those with AF.

Hi detective right there with u on tww it is lasting forever I keep having what I bet r imaginary symptoms and I just want to poas. Cd 20 here to way to early very earliest would b thur a whole 6 days away that is 4 ever grrrrrrrrrr.

I just don't know what to do with myself to keep busy! I keep wishing the days away. Which is silly.

I keep thinking every month means a bigger and bigger age gap between my children! I've got a massive gap between DS1 and 2, and just don't want such a big gap again!

Logically, I know I get pregnant within reasonable time frames (DS1 was an accident, but we had been having 'contraceptive failures' for a couple of months prior, DS2 was 3rd cycle, and had another pregnancy which was planned and was 1st cycle). So not long, but it just feels like an eternity when you don't know how long it will be.

Then when your body plays tricks on you, delaying ovulation, it gets you all angry and stabby. Thanks body. Thanks so much!

Luckily, my next fertile period will fall during my weeks holiday so that should help, lots of opportunities to DTD, as DS1 will be back at school that week. YES!

Hi all, not posted for ages but finally had chance to nip on my laptop! Massive congrats to those with BFP's this month, brill news!!! Sorry to those who AF has claimed already :( hope September is your month instead :)

I have no idea where i'm at. I've no idea what my cycle is like after having my implant out. It has been out 3 weeks today (was removed on 25th July) and my last AF was 12th-31st July, so quite a lengthly one! Nothing since and plenty of DTD but still don't know what to do other than keep a record of things on my phone and try to work out my cycle length!

Congratulations kismac

Genni, I've got my fx af stays away for you.

I've just devoured another bar of whole nut!!

Kyz that would send me insaaaaaaaaaaaane!

Why don't you get some OPK's, to get some idea of your cycle lengths?

What were they prior to the implant removal?

I think when mine came out (I didn't have periods on it) I got my period 28 days later.

So realistically, I'd take 12th July as your LMP, and start testing, every few days :) With cheap tests .

I ordered opks and pregnancy tests from Amazon. To keep me happy by peeing on lots of sticks .

Well, det I'm trying to work out all of these abbreviations. Are opks sticks for ovulation I'm guessing? I suppose it would help to get some ov type sticks. I do have some cheap pregnancy tests from eBay, I tested today and got bfn but figured I was expecting that anyway! Before the implant removal I was all over the shop. I would have AF for up to six weeks, then the next AF a week later, then nothing for two months and so on. It was seriously silly stuff!

Poas does make me happy though and gives me something to do! So more sticks can only be a good thing!!

Due to test on Sunday, but pretty sure I'm going to crack and test tomorrow, although still a bit undecided by it as DH's family are staying over this weekend and if it was a BFP I'm not sure I could contain it!!

Symptom wise I am a bundle of joys - uber headaches, dizziness, nausea, achey front bumps and tmi alert a lot of pooing going on here lately!

Anyone else weekend testing????

katy you need to be kind to yourself! Whatever the reason you are experiencing your symptoms, they aren't in your head! One of these days they will mean a BFP, so why not this month!? Hope is all we have!

Detective Hope you get a stick to piss on soon!

Well, I have arrived in France on my holiday (using free WiFi in restaurant) so will keep up with you all sporadically! Hopefully I'll make any new thread in time! Praying for my temp rise tomorrow morning

Just having a wee read through this thread and would love to get bfp next week but its hard to imagine it will actually happen.

Today experienced brown/pink cm which google tells me could mean anything!!

Good luck everyone

Congratulations kismac.. There are fewer and fewer passengers on this bus!

Just had a read of 15/8... Sum fab signs and symptoms...

I've been so busy today in rl, its my nieces first birthday tomorrow, i'm a hobby baker so have made her birthday cake this evening. My niece was an 'i didn't know i was pregnant' baby!! I'll tell the tale if ur interested but dont want to ramble on if no one wants to hear.

Whos testing this morning? (Not me neway, waiting now until i'm late as i'm poas for the sake of it atm!!)

Yes please jazzy- tell us the story. :)

I am poas this weekend, only ic though as I don't feel lucky this time. I like to test though, I feel really annoyed if af turns up without me having a chance to test. :)

I wish I knew why ONE of my boobs was sore though - I don't remember shutting it is a car door or anything! :)

10dpo for me today - bfns so far. To be honest if af stays away until tomorrow I will be happy with a 10 day lp as that is always a problem for me.

I couldn't wait! 9DPO FMU and there is a line! And it's not an Evap it came up in 2-3mins with colour! I appreciate in the picture it looks a bit grey but it doesn't irl.

Going to test later today with a FRER to check.

Yippee Siare!!! Can't see pics on my phone but sounds great! Super early so hopefully your lightening vag meant you implanted then!

So sorry you might be in the tww again sunbathing our cycles are sent to try us!

MrsG I have read some women reporting only one boob hurts when they get a bfp...

My temp went way up!! So, from 37.39 Thurs, to 36.68 yesterday back up to 37.12 today-what a dip! Please let this be implantation prays to goddess of babies

Oh, and yesterday I got baby bombed on the ferry to France! A friend of a friend but know them fairly well had a 4 week old. Didn't know they were pregnant! I actually would have found it hard if she had a bump but as it was, the baby girl was so cute and I didn't feel sad. That's progress methinks!

Definite progress Kitty well done! Wow, what a dip. Fingers crossed so tightly for you!

Congrats Sairie

This bus will definitely be empty soon!

Haha yes! Well I did wonder when I felt that. Here is a link for you so people on phones can have a look:

www.dropbox.com/s/z6wdkkf1ccv1g0b/Photo%2016-08-2014%2006%2003%2019.jpg

I'll keep you updated, annoying I have to hold for four hours now for a FRER :/ I naively got rid of the wee pot thinking it would be just blank white.