The May bus sets off for those who regularly check for their Cervical Lucas, take frolic acid, shout SYMPTOMS, throw out their BastardSticks but then buy more to piss on and just want to be upduffed!

[KittyVonCatsington]

Brand new shiny bus for the 1st May!

Old thread is here

KittyVonCatsington 33, TTC #1, Cycle 6 (early mc cycle 3), BFP ???

thabks silver good luck kitty and we will miss u mrsE good luck with your move etc x

thabks silver good luck kitty and we will miss u mrsE good luck with your move etc x

thabks silver good luck kitty and we will miss u mrsE good luck with your move etc x

thabks silver good luck kitty and we will miss u mrsE good luck with your move etc x

Lol Kurama!!

Ha! This bus will be over in no time if we all posted like that kurama!

According to fertilityfriend I'm in my fertile window going by last month. I left my thermometer at sis in laws again so going to have to go by CM again! Anyway first night of BDing tonight eeeeek!! My fiance is rather excited haha

WTF??! stupid phone said it hadnt posted the dam message as it couldnt xonnect to mumsnet! sorry ladies

Stupid anovulatory cycle - BFN (sad)

I just want my next cycle to start again: stop being so unfair you stupid body!!!!!

Boo Kitty!!! It's all about the next cycle hey?

Im heeding my own advice as I'm out of the game this month too - that total busybody bitch AF turned up just now!! Good news is that this cycle was only 40 days (after the mammoth 98-dayer I did immediately after stopping the pill) so seems my body's slowly coming back to its natural pattern!! Clever things, humans.

I'd really appreciate your sage views on this tho: I got two positive OPKs on day 28-29, and so I thought I was 11DPO today. That means a luteal phase of 11 days. That seems really short?! Does anyone have an LP this short? Will keep an eye on the next one before I worry...

New stats: ChandlersFarang, 31, ttc#1, cycle#3, BFP due 2 June (although with current long cycles more likely 2-12 June)

When I got my BFP back in FEB, my LP was 11 days (God knows now!) and although everywhere I read said as long as it was 10 days or more, you were fine. I couldn't help but think it could do with being longer so started taking an extra dose of 50mg of Vitamin B6 to try and lengthen it naturally. No idea of it is working due to stupid body though

Bang on schedule... Spotting has started properly, very crampy, temp has dropped so the bitch will arrive tomorrow at 13dpo. At least I know my lp is what I thought it was. I'm hoping my body is starting to buck it's ideas up.

Sorry the bitch got you Chandlers.

And Kitty I'm gutted for you that your body seems to be doing the same shitty thing mine did. I really would suggest temping - I've printed all my charts so I can go to the dr armed with proof that I'm not ovulating regularly. Hugs all round.

Each month that goes by is like another cruel kick in the teeth. On to cycle 10!! 10!!! How the fuck did that happen!!

Thanks so much Kitty, that's super helpful!! I won't worry. I'll look into the supplements if it happens again next month. Your situation sounds so frustrating! How long has it been messing around like this? Are there any tests you could have (apols if I've missed this earlier in thread!!)? X x

Oh girls i'm really sorry the old hag has made an unwelcome appearance. What a bitch - here's to June for you all x

English I'm sorry she got you too!! You are amazing with your charting to have it all worked out like that... I'm inspired to try!!

So, a poor start to Tuesday with our trials and tribulations.... I think we need another BFP to cheer us up! Are we on 3 so far on this bus? Anyone else testing today? karuma your SYMPTOMS are sounding very promising!!

I'm just determined not to be fobbed off!! Although I'm. On cycle 10, June will mark the 1 year anniversary since coming off the pill. I have an action plan (which obviously I hoped wouldn't have to be used) so I'm going to try to stay positive.
Good luck ladies.

well another BFN for me this morning at DPO 12 - according to my app AF is due on Thursday or Friday. I have been cramping since last Tuesday and had some brown spotting from Wed-Thursday so had convinced myself it was implantaion bleeding yet the sticks say no!

Last night i even dreamt i was pregnant and had gone for an early scan. I think my body is playing tricks with me and to be honest jsut wish AF would raise her ugly head so i can start again.

If I'm going to have this every month i think i will go crazy!

Thanks chandlers ! well app says 6 days till af due and bfn again this morn. only got 2 tests left must save them till fri/sun. must not poas again.... still hopeful
sorry to those af got. but good luck for next cycle!

Woo AF arrived...goodbye two cycles of not trying!!

Still joyriding until the next bus but stats are now bfp due 6th.

No spotting which is odd, was straight into it.

Just praying that if I get a bfp this month, ill be in my job long enough for maternity! Xx

MrsE, good luck with the move, hope to see you back here soon. We'll miss you!

Sorry to the ladies af has caught up with. Lots of luck with next cycle.

Af will hopefully tail off today. Really looking forward to a weekend away with my dp, bit of shopping, nice food a few drinks and relaxation

Waffley & Kurama - keep that head held high lovelies, it's not over until it is over! I'm still positively patient for next week, I know I shouldn't but I'll have a go POAS on Thursday - Bridesmaid at my besties wedding on Friday & then away for the weekend up home to see family, so if it's a BFN on Thursday - then i'll have to wait until Sunday anyway. AF due Tuesday uuuuuurgh!

Bella - what does your contract say honey?

Hi gals.....just popping in to check how the SYMPTOM spotting is going. Sorry to Kitty, English and Chandlers that the bitch arrived!
Kurama.....save your tests.....I tested on 9 and 10dpo and both were BFN's but on 11dpo it was a BFP - all the tests were frer's as well. I was getting cramps from 7dpo onwards. Fx for you all!

I'm back at work today after bh weekend but was very very tired yesterday......this no caffeine business (and wine for that matter!) is hellish lol!

Hearing you Mel - I am down to 2 cups of tea a day, from my normal 2 cups of coffee - it just doesn't have the same effect! Hope you have a nice easy day.

Morning all! I am now 8 dpo. No symptoms whatsoever, so I'm convincing myself this month wasn't the month not even a tiny bit of cm, of any sort! Have no idea when I will start testing either. I originally thought I would start testing from 11 dpo but now I think I'm too scared and will just wait for AF to rear her ugly head instead!

kurama and waffley keeping fingers crossed for you both, there is still time!
kitty I really hope your cycle gets its act together soon. Grrr!
chandlers english and bella sorry the bitch got you

Hi everyone, I'm due af/ bfp may 8th, so was hoping to join you all. Ttc #1, not sure of exact cycle, been off pill since Xmas. This is my first time joining a forum, thought it'd be good to chat to people who understand how stressful ttc is as the whole business is starting to drive me a bit insane! I've already done two first response test this week, both bfn so pretty sure this won't be my month :(