The May bus sets off for those who regularly check for their Cervical Lucas, take frolic acid, shout SYMPTOMS, throw out their BastardSticks but then buy more to piss on and just want to be upduffed!

[KittyVonCatsington]

Brand new shiny bus for the 1st May!

Old thread is here

KittyVonCatsington 33, TTC #1, Cycle 6 (early mc cycle 3), BFP ???

So here is the all important stats. Now keep in mind I've struggled to get pregnant the last twice, I'm 43 this month and it's only taken 2 cycles. SOFTCUPS ladies

+opk on cd 11, ov on cd 13.

dtd cd 7 and 13.

inseminated using softcup and conceive plus on cd's 9, 11, 12, 14 and 16.

Possible implantation pains on cd 17/18.

Loads of cervical Lucas from ov until now, still got loads. Slight cramping now and then, fuller feeling boobs and the worst diahrrhea ever for most of this week

Congratulations! So pleased for you!

Haha it has taken me all morning to read back through what I have missed!
Massive congratulations linda so pleased for you
retro when you get ur bfp you are officially banned from leaving us. My dh thinks I am mental when I wake him up guffawing (love that word!) at your yoghurt covered fanjo!
I am currently cycle day 14, been having highs on cbafm since day 8 so am already exhausted and sore from dtd even though I have a long cycle and so should ov around day 22! Think I will have keeled over by then! And will def need some yoghurt!
Happy Saturday everyone

Again this might be tmi.... but DH and I have dtd this morning.... how long should I lie here to maximise chances and not lose the precious wrigglers?? lol. Does it help?

I love the word guffawing! Guffawing at myself right no with spotting SYMPTOMS.

1. slight diarrhea (did have dominos for tea! )
2. slight nausea (cold slice of pizza for breakfast! )
3. Lower back ache (had to curl around the cat's sleeping position for most of the night)

Anti SYMPTOMS

1. one magpie in the garden this morning. Sorrow right?

Being such a dick!

whooooop Linda! go you

congrats linda
im still symtom spotting. af due wed or Thursday. have had cramping since Tuesday, had two days with a little bit of brown discharge but nothing since. bfn on test. just wish wed could come quicker

im a runner amd scared to run in case I am pregnant. did a wee bit on treadmill yesterday and that made cramps a bit worse. any advice? ?

Whoop whoop congratulations Linda

There's no denying that line Linda!

I've spent the morning sniggering like a teenager at the number of innocently inappropriate sentences that have come out of 2 year old DS's mouth this morning. He can't pronounce 'stick' very well and it sounds more like 'dick' and he has so far said:
I'm going to show daddy my long dick
Can I show that man my long dick?
Mummy can you hold my dick?

He than asked me to carry him the last part of the way because he was "too busy" to walk. Cheeky sod.

Waffley.....I'm a bit of an exercise freak and I know how you feel! I did a 20 min run on Tues and then kettlebells on Thurs though and was fine. Skipped gym this morning due to hangover lol. Exercise when pregnant is fine provided you make the necessary adjustments. The increased cramps might just be a SYMPTOM!

Morning! I'm in, stats are-
TTC #1, cycle 4, BFP due 14 May

I've had a virus for 2 weeks now and bravely shagged on a few times through ovulation but my temp charts are crazy (1st month temping) either they look like the Rocky Mountains because I'm sick or because I didn't ovulate?

Haha Duchess, such a lovely age

My fertility bracelet just arrived! Postman handed it to my dp so I then had to explain to him what I'd purchased he thinks its quite amusing! Anyway it's really pretty and I'm wearing it already. I'll try and see if I can put a pic on later and show you all.

Linda, did you get a really good line with frer?

spinning it was an instant proper dark line

Can I just say I'm so pleased that it was on the penis dragon buses I found out. You ladies are amazing and you've made me laugh so much and I'm not leaving until you all get your bfp's, you all deserve it so much

Congratulations Linda I'm so pleased for you!!!

Ahh that's fab Linda

Still no sign of af here and slight brown spotting that I had yesterday has stopped! I hate this waiting bit!!!

What tests are you using spinning?

ic's Linda, same as you got your positive on.

Linda, have you told your dh yet, bet he was surprised it happened so quickly! It does give me hope that I can get a bfp as we are nearly the same age!

Spinning I am 41.....and linda has given me hope! We must keep positive!

My af was due today spinning and the ic was still very faint. I had positives with my 2 boys on the same tests at 10 dpo that's why I thought I had no hope this time cause it's later. Yeah I told oh, he was over the moon and very shocked at how quick it happened, especially after it taking a year the last time

Ah Mel it's nice to have some older company. And you're right, must stay positive, feeling a bit down today but I'm going to speak to gp on Tuesday and see if they'll do 21 day bloods for me just to check everything's ok.

I'm still hoping that ic are wrong. I thought I had af symptoms this morning but nope! Usually get dull stomach pains before. Oh well, just have to wait and see.....on constant knicker watch

Bet he's thrilled Linda, he'll think he's got super sperm now

Congrats Linda. Really happy for you and that it didn't take long start my 2ww today. Hope i will be in your position by end of it!

2 year olds are so funny aren't they. Mine says mummy i'm doing my sex eyes. He means exercise..cracks me up