Come one, come all: hop onboard the penis dragon bus and hold on tight for your BFP in April! PART 4!!

[PolytheneGirl]

I completely freaked when I couldn't find the bus......so I started one! I hope all you Dragon Ladies find it and hop aboard!

I know fancy we need some more BFPs!!!

Iv now only got one more IC test so when I use that iv only got frers left! Determined not to use those until AF is due and I'm officially late or I sense this poas habit will get expensive!!!

I've done well this month I think. Poas on Sunday and that's it. Af due any day, sat latest I think.

retro it blows my mind that you are up so early in the holidays. Go back to bed!

Sorry about your bfn tilly x

fancy, I had to get up because DH needed to iron his shirt in the spare room. Now back in bed for another hour or so.

It blows my mind that you haven't POAS since Sunday

Think it's because I'm sure it would be a bfn so I don't see the point this time round.

So grumpy this morning. Husband keeps asking what's wrong. Must be blob.

mrsE yes you are suppost to stop teasting. but I guess I cant believe that it wasnt a false result.... having pcos and now being on clomid for past 3 months I havnt had pains till cd 18 before. dont wanna stop dtd too early just in case

Oh dear, sorry for all the BFN and AF/pains this morning.

I've posted this before but I thought it needed a revival. Now everybody save it as your backgrounds!

Nose bleeds can be a sign of pregnancy...hormone surge I had a big one just after bfp!!!

Morning all.

didn't bother poas this morning - feeling all crampy and very very fat - AF is on its way I think. latest she could turn up is Tuesday so I've got a long wait ahead. DH and I still conflicting over our May strategy so not sure what to to do now.

sorry to those that AF got.

yes whoever said re the cb digis to you stop testing once you get the fixed and assume you'll ov in the next 72 hours roughly I think.

Kurama, perhaps just continue dtd for a few more days if you have an obliging dh? I'm hopeful some if you do? I'm in camp frustration currently and blame dh entirely!

I picked up a frer twin pack on way back from school run determined to get at least one stick in before the flood! As I've resisted a pg test for the whole of 2ww. Came home and like clockwork blood stained cm, so I'm out! I didn't given get a chance to pee! So bfn without a stick ladies! I knew though really. I didn't feel at all pg and the fried egg sandwich I had late last night after the nipple chrisis confirmed my pre af symptoms then major cramping at 5am. So that's that then ....not really sure how I feel.

I've been got by AF this morning

trying to think positive- I haven't had a clue when I've been ovulating, so will try to be much more on it this month & shag with a lot more intent!

Booooo sorry the bitch got you mslad. In theory, if we all dtd every other day then we would cover all bases, and wouldn't have to worry about when we ovulated. But who the hell has the time or energy for that?! haha

And come and join us over on the May bus

I'm sorry MrsE

I know you're undecided about trying next month while you're in the middle of moving, but why not try to invoke the Law of Sod and thereby ensure you are unable to lift a thing on moving day?

Don't work too hard today, unless it's what you need to take your mind off things. And have a from me.

I think my issue is that I don't really get pre-AF symptoms. Used to get a bit of boob pain when I was a teenager, then light cramps during. Now, nothing. I can't even confidently predict AF based on anything I'm getting now.

I'm bored of waiting

Thanks retro just feel a bit sort of odd! I'm a stress head at the best of times and find moving not just our home, but my business and 6 dc a bit much. Yes that's right even me!!! Lol Even though once it's done we never need move again!!!

It's exceptionally boring I agree whole heatedly!

I can totally understand that! I'm feeling stressed about moving me, DH a dog and two rabbits. Can't imagine moving a business and 6 kids as well . At least the older kids should be able to help? Even if it's just keeping the littlest out of the way by entertaining them amongst the plum trees

Also, I tend to feel relieved when AF arrives. At least then I know and can start looking to the next cycle. The limbo when you're waiting is just awful. And we're waiting for a moving date too, feel like my life is on hold.

Thanks hanflan I'm ready for the May bus, but will lurk round here as I love reading the chat.

I'd live to gave the stamina for dtd every second day- I can't even imagine!

Cake & wine are on the menu this evening

Retro the wait for Bfp / AF is like a form of torture

Limbo is the worst kind of torture! I get such awful raging pmt it is as if the cloud lifts when af arrives so not all bad at all.

I'm really glad I did the smily face thing though. As it's made me realise I am ovulating and dh will just have to get his finger knob out as I can't inpregnate myself!

Haha! I'm thinking of doing smiley faces this month. I've ised IC OPKs but they don't give you the 'run up' to ov. By the time you get a positive you've pretty much got one shot and that's it.

I'm temping again next month too. Mainly because it's fascinating and very reassuring to see that you've ovulated for definite. I wish I could stop after ov though, as I then get a little obsessive looking for implantation dips etc. I started temping four days ago this cycle to see if my temps were higher and I'm already getting a bit ott about temp drops. I thought I'd be chilled out about this

Anyway, off to school. Got to get this classroom useable before Monday. And it takes my mind off things.

Sorry MrsE and Mslad.

Dear Lord, I've just found a chart on FF where the lady was getting -ve hpts at 23 dpo, finally got a +ve at 27dpo!!!

MrsE, was that your situation? I think I'd go absolutely bonkers waiting another two weeks!

Sorry to those with af/bfn

I'm still in limbo too. Thought I'd get af yesterday or today coz of when I got pos opk. No sign of it yet. Having all sorts of cramps and twinges though. And I thought I had lightheadiness and nausea earlier, may have just been tired/hungry or funny strip lighting at work? I'm giving it til Saturday now then I'll give it a piece of my mind or poas