Come one, come all: hop onboard the penis dragon bus and hold on tight for your BFP in April! PART 4!!

[PolytheneGirl]

I completely freaked when I couldn't find the bus......so I started one! I hope all you Dragon Ladies find it and hop aboard!

Laughing here at your nipples tipping you over the edge MrsE

I've taken to announcing to myself 'Nipple Check!' And hoiking my top up every time I pass the landing mirror! No change on the nipple colour chart here .

Best = bets

My bet is with a positive OPK and a speedy rush for a digi! Good luck

I got sooo excited I forgot to condition my hair! might be here some time combing this nest

Baby brain!

You push over retro! As if you were going to say Aunt FLo MrsE, you know your nipples are mocking you! Get those granny pants on and pull them up under your chin like mrs jessop

I think I e had baby brain deterioration since 1998!

Alright then! I take it back...

Get your Mrs Jessop pants on and stock up on chocolate and crappy rom com.

waddling in eaten a whole choc bunny today I blame the bitch to say Mrs E if you need to poas use an opk they are supposed to go pos if pg BUT they need a higher hcg level then sensitive hpts.. and they also turn positive right before your period apparently progesterone?? but I find it stops you peeing on a digi!

So much for bastard-symptoms! I have sore boobs, grumpy lumpy teenager skin, breathlessness, emotional freakishness, side of belly pains... And that oul bastard AF has showed up tonight. I hate her. And I hate TTC. And I hate temping, and bastard-sticks, and DtD (ok I take that one back), and smug mummies saying 'you'll be next'!

And most of all I hate that I'm still convincing myself its only spotting. And will continue to do so for the next 5 days. Because last month I was pregnant 5 days after my period and thought it had only been spotting. Then MC 5 days after that. Because TTC is a big bastard.

I have a feeling the exact same thing is going to happen me thus month again...has this ever happened anyone else or am I just a big freak?

Did I mention AF is a bastard?

Talking about poor old Mrs Jessop again I see? (If only she knew...)
kitty cannot believe you're a computing teacher. I have this image in my head if you as uber glamourous and the opposite of geeky. Please tell me I'm right!

I bought a French stick. The actual peeing kind. And I obv got a bfn. 15€ worth of wee. I should have bought myself a bottle of champagne instead! I never learn.

Back home tomorrow. I have a few at least 20 different types of sticks at home: ic, cb, frer, opk, boots own...you name it, I have it. I'm just so annoyed that I was feeling very psalm all last week and then just turned into this complete mess this wek. Sounds like pms to me...

Psalm = calm
Wek = week

SYMPTOM??

flirty : and massive hug. That sucks. It bloody does. I'm so sorry.

I hate my body. blanks on cd8-9 solid smiley cd10 blank cd11-12 and flashy this morn. had ov pains 10-12 so wtf is going on????? so sorry flirty and anyone else the bitch got

Kurama, maybe im wrong but I think you're supposed to stop testing on cb digis once you get your solid smily. So the solid smily although perhaps a tad early in the cycle might be right for you.

It was my first month with cb digis and I got a middle muddled up with it all.

What the bloody time is it? I have awoken with cramps from hell. I hate the fact it's so bloody painful it wakes me up. No af as yet, but won't be long I expect.

The exciting thing is my chaise longue has finally got a bid on eBay! Hooray for small mercies, now where's the pain killers!

Sorry about your cramps MrsE. Is that normal for AF? I'm optimistic to the end! And great news about the chaise, hope you get a bidding frenzy for it!

I woke up about 15 minutes ago with a nose bleed. What's wrong with us all?! Bfn again today. AF most likely due today or tomorrow, so just a waiting game now. Oh, and nips are fine this morning, so think it was just grin wearing a bra with a seam that rubs .

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I've got endo retro so cramps are pretty bad from ov to af. But if the pain wakes me up then I can pretty much assume that af is on it's way. I've already had some codeine or I won't get through the day. so glad dh let me get some sleep. He's slept downstairs, as ds has been a tyke for the last week and just won't sleep. He's such a light sleeper. Got up at 5am for a wee, mummy where are you going? He's lying horizontally across a 6' bed, while I've got about 18"!

Retro are you aneamic do you think? Or too much nose blowing? Your poor nose has been poorly for so long!

Ah, that's rubbish. Hope the pain is controllable for you

I've been through sinusitis but this seems to be hay fever. In the last week the nosebleeds have started, and I'm in the spare room as I've apparently been snoring like a rhino . Feel absolutely fine though, which is a pleasant change!

I hadn't considered anaemia, but I think nose blowing is probably the main culprit as I've been eating well and I'm not tired etc.

I've been sneezy this last week with runny nose. One day was like a tap and my nose is still flaking off from that. I thought it was triggered by dust! Think Hay fever has definitely kicked in. Now to find a treatment that works. Must make mental note to self when I eventually find a good cure for next year . My memory is horrendous.

I'm going to give poas a miss as feeling so yuck and I didn't realise it was morning at 5, so flushed my fmu. Not much point now anyway.

The ov sticks have definitely concurred not dtd late enough in the month. But I can't be going with faffy underwear currently far too stressed. I might have a little break while we sort this house business out.

Sounds like a good idea. Though I do think the only way I can really get my mind off it is by using condoms. We were meant to be being relaxed about it this month and look at me! If I know it's even a vague possibility it's always there at the back of my mind.

I really wanted this to be the month because I honestly think I'll be too stressed out and knackered to get anywhere until summer now not feeling too hopeful now though as I'm still getting bfn and in theory I'm 13/14 dpo. You'd think I'd have a faint line on a 20 mlu by now?

Still saving my £6 Wilkos early result for tomorrow, just in case! And champers if not

Sorry Mrs E, hope AF doesn't show!

So...I might have just poas! BFN surprise surprise but it's only 11dpo and I'm not due AF until Tuesday so there's time yet (I think)!

Will keep fingers crossed for anyone else poas today! Good Luck!

Arrrrgh where are the BFPs?!

Only in my dreams (preggo dream again)