Come one, come all: hop onboard the penis dragon bus and hold on tight for your BFP in April! PART 4!!

[PolytheneGirl]

I completely freaked when I couldn't find the bus......so I started one! I hope all you Dragon Ladies find it and hop aboard!

Evening everyone!

Oh I love being back at school. Exam pressures are already winding me up.

Boobs hurting more today. I've made a prediction for af to arrive tomorrow. No idea when I OVd so don't know for sure. Do I get a prize if I'm right?

We don't dtd in the 2ww. I need a break. Wonder if this is our problem though - stopping too early. Hence the decision for the hardcore start to finish SHAGATHON next month.

If it helps fancy, last cycle was the first one we had dtd after predicted ov.

Doesn't help me now but definitely will for next month treacle!!

Well its only my experience and if you look at poly she said she didn't do it after ov so weasy are all different I spose :p

Fancy the prize is cake!

Mmmmm period cake

Another one down!

I'm an ICT teacher, Goodthings - currently marking GCSE Computer Science Programming Projects. I'm a geek deep down

Does anyone else hate it when the have a spot on their face that hurts, even without touching it?? Well I have three on my chin. Aaaagh!

(just cos I can!)

Can't believe you just said, Mmmmm period cake, fancy - weird images in my head!!!!!!

Kitty is it too early to shout SYMPTOM at the chin spots?

I feel weird tonight. Unsettled and fidgety and a little teary. I'm thinking pmt. I feel the need for hugs and cake, do you think DH will oblige?

So many SYMPTOM'S on here! ;)

I'm going to get so drrrunk this weekend if blob arrives beforehand

I said that fancy, I had planned to text all my friends and ask for a mammoth drinking session :p

Snap fancy. There's a bottle of champers chilling in the fridge ready for her arrival.

'Its my birthday and I'll cry if I want to...'

What day is the birthday?

I will get pissed in your honour retro!

Friday. DH has booked the day off to get pissed have a special day together. I'm actually looking forward to it, not fussed about getting older .

But I know what I want for my birthday present...

Either a SYMPTOM or I'm about to ovulate finally at CD23, fancy (unless I already secretly ovulated earlier and my body thinks it is being funny )

One more before I drop off to bed. Too tired to mark any more!!!!!!!!

I'm on a school trip Friday night (Duke of Edinburgh) so will raise a glass of squash to you round the campfire, Retro - I live on the edge me

Couldn't bring myself to mark tonight. All I've done is eat instead.

Have to get myself ready for af day tomorrow so might go to bed!

I just had a rummage in the bathroom drawers hoping to find a lost internet cheapie test. I found a clearblue wrapper so I won't be testing tomorrow unless the urge is do great I use an ov stick. Does that work?

I loved D of E Kitty! I'd quite like to spend Friday out walking somewhere. There'll be no internet though, nooo, no s!

fancy, fuck it. My nod to school work this evening was to cut out some letters. I've got fuck loads to do tomorrow before new term Monday cause I'm damned if I'm going near the place on my birthday

Sorry for the swears. I'm in that kind of mood.

and my nips are hurting, but shh, don't say anything

Ov bastard sticks are meant to show positive if pg MrsE. Do it, do it!!

It's a cb digi stick! Will it do the same. I've got a spare left over. Shall I just leave it out the battery thingamy and dip in my cup of fmu let's say about 7.30!!! It's the nipples you know! They've tipped me over the edge! They are darker! I swear they are darker. Just got in the shower and thought omg! Going to ignore the heavy constipated feeling I get pre af as that's no fun at all

kitty I'm impressed! GCSE Computer science programming! And I thought I was good with my ECDL! Lol

mrsE time to stock up on pee sticks, I've had 30 dispatched today, won't let DH see if he's pg with one of them for fun

Sensible granny pants and bastard stick to hand in the bathroom!!! Place you best ladies!

Good things I simply don't trust myself with 30. I turned into a complete phsycho woman last month. I even had 3 positives and 27 negatives. I've not even felt too tempted until this eve! Bfp due tomorrow!!! So clearly my nipples are there in readiness.