Come one, come all: hop onboard the penis dragon bus and hold on tight for your BFP in April! PART 4!!

[PolytheneGirl]

I completely freaked when I couldn't find the bus......so I started one! I hope all you Dragon Ladies find it and hop aboard!

[Treaclepie19]

Just popped on to say that story has had me in tears on and off all day. What a brilliant success his fundraising has been.

[MademoiselleG]

I just cried remembering it. SYMPTOM!!

[flirty30s]

Sorry MrsExtra lol as least you had a go at being blissfully unaware!!

[MrsExtraOrdinary]

It's a very inspiring story and I had a little tear too.

I have to say I get a bug unsympathetic if dh claims to be tired. I've lived with an underactive thyroid for 19 years at times making my body shut completely down with exhaustion. In top I'm anaemic. So i function purely on determination mostly. I've never turned dh down, unless striking as I think it's such an important part of a relationship. I miss the intimacy when we don't dtd and wrongly or rightly I feel unattractive and rejected. Also annoying when he can play games online until 3am, but can't fuck me for 5 minutes first the rage is really raging today

[MademoiselleG]

Ooh the games until 3 am. I fume at those too! It's not that he doesn't want sex (yet...), but he'll say he's too tired to get up for dd. I have a job too! Grrrrr.

When should I pee? (On a stick)

[MademoiselleG]

Stay string MrsE

[MademoiselleG]

Blimey: strong!!

[MrsExtraOrdinary]

Well if I had more dtd I might be string shape! Lol the urge of the French stick is calling!!! I might resist tomorrow if I don't wake up with Aunt Flo! Friday seems a long way away.

[MrsExtraOrdinary]

Has anyone ever found anything helpful for pmt? Other than beating your husband with sticks!!!!

[PolytheneGirl]

Can I just add, we haven't dtd since ov! (4wks today) Who's feeling fat, bloated and unattractive? Yup ME!

I have threatened DH with getting a man in. I wouldn't advise this. I was only joking to provoke a reaction, I didn't get the reaction I'd hoped for!

[Spotti]

Cake?

Tbh I find cake is a good way to distract me from feeling so bloody cross, but I'm not sure it actually eases the pmt, just masks it!

If I can get over myself long enough to go and do something productive (like ride my pony or walk the dogs - or do both at once, like we did just now clever beasties they are ) then I find that I feel better once the endorphins kick in. Obviously, the hard part is making yourself do it in the first place!

Sometimes a good kick up the backside can help ...and then after all that productive-ness, I return to cake. Seriously, why am I not the size of a house?!

[Treaclepie19]

We haven't for about 2 weeks now poly
Now gp has told us not to as well. Is it bad I'm enjoying a break from it?
Also doing no house work ;)
Are any of you lovely ladies POAS tomorrow?
I need to stop!

[MademoiselleG]

MrsE: it all depends on the kind of stick you beat him with, hehe...

[MrsExtraOrdinary]

That's it, my bastard stick isn't big enough!

[gennibugs]

I am sorely tempted to poas but I only have one frer left and don't want to waste it! and the ics I've got are just crappy.

I warned DH this morning that I felt pmt rage building. ...

[MademoiselleG]

But seriously now: us there any point testing at 8dpo? Someone tell me off, I might go out and buy a stiiiiick!!

[broodysnoopstie]

Hi fingers fx they do something useful for you on Friday I had an app booked for next Monday for same thing but AF turned up on CD77. I'm going to keep my appt though and discuss tests doc did for me and general ttc fertility things as in June I've been off bc for a year.. cycles are normally 33days ish give our take a day either way. I'm hoping it was a one off too! Hope you get some progress I felt so relieved that AF finally showed just so we could crack on again! Let me know how Fri goes xx

[MademoiselleG]

Oh and ILs very helpfully asked: so, now that SiL is preggers with #3, (rennet the lovely surprise pregnancy announcement on Skype about a week ago?), it's about time you guys got a move on.
fecking feckwits they deserve to be beaten with USED bastard sticks! Urrrgh!!!

[MrsExtraOrdinary]

Dh is singing! Give me strength!

[KittyVonCatsington]

Has anyone ever found anything helpful for pmt

I'm a bit partial to Green and Blacks white chocolate. Find it softens the blow

Will be using this thread to help motivate me to keep on marking more controlled assessments. After every one, I plan to have a good read before the next one. Help keep me company ladies!!!!

[MademoiselleG]

(*remember), not rennet, wtf??

[victoria401]

We don't dtd in the 2ww either, or once in a blue moon. Mostly because of online games and tiredness too! There's a surprise. Men huh, who needs em?

Still waiting on any sign of af. Nothing to report. Feel knackered at 7pm. Symptom? Of what? Stick says no. I'm not using my other test until after cd32 if nothing has happened as that's been my longest cycle to date. I really thought I was gonna get af today coz of my early ov. Maybe I just didn't ov? Who knows. I hate being a woman!

[Spotti]

Victoria I think that exact same thing every time cake day comes around! My OH isn't too bad re: gaming onto the early hours, although he would happily spend all weekend sat on the sofa next to me, "zombie bashing" (and those are his words, not mine") and completely ignoring the fact that I exist! I don't mind him playing if I'm on here/reading my book/out (ha ha!) but ffs, if I'm sat next to him, the least he can do is acknowledge my existence! He grumbles at the time I spend on here sometimes, but in my defence he's usually watching some twaddly programme on the telly or he's faffing on his tablet and ignoring me anyway.

Men. I suppose we need them (and I do love my OH most of the time, there's just the odd time when he drives me up the wall!) but by heck, life could be so much simpler without them.

Rant over.

Going to go and snuggle up with my book now and then might go to bed alone (OH might return from the gym at some point tonight - he's only been gone since half past bleeding five! Grr).

Good luck with the marking Kitty. I think an MN distraction is a good reward for each bit of marking .

tootles off to read my book

[KittyVonCatsington]

thanks Spotti - one down

[Goodthingscometothosewhowait]

What subject are you marking kitty? crossing fingers you don't say English, far too much pressure!