Come one, come all: hop onboard the penis dragon bus and hold on tight for your BFP in April! PART 4!!

[PolytheneGirl]

I completely freaked when I couldn't find the bus......so I started one! I hope all you Dragon Ladies find it and hop aboard!

Congrats mslad!

I'm confused.com...... Got af yesterday but it was just a tampons worth with no cramps at all! Very unlike me! Do you think I didn't ovulate or something and I only got a 'show' hate that phrase with a passion!

Aww genni, sorry hun.

I woke up yesterday thinking I wasn't gonna join the May bus, by 8pm I was there! Come on over x x

Victoria not really sure... I know that if it was me i'd be tempted to poas!! Just to rule it out

Sorry af got you genni, come on over to May. Want as many (more) bfps as this successful April bus!!

Thanks Victoria maybe I will later

I think if nothing else appears I would poas tomorrow morning too.

english I will come take my place later. I do need the support and somewhere to talk about this I think.

Will spend this morning catching up on work and eating cake to get over it first!

Dh was great, we're both trying to hide our excitment in case it's a false alarm as one test is so faint. Heading out to stock up on more tests!

genni, I think is an excellent idea.

A tray of brownies for work tomorrow, and a tray of brownies for me today . If AF shows then I will also be having the birthday bottle of champagne I missed out on on Friday.

Congratulations all for the lovely bfps!

I am ovulating soon - maybe tomorrow or Tuesday . I have been taking EPO and after 2 months have lots of CM this month! I am also using pre seed. However I have a stinking cold which has blocked my ear causing a lot of pain. I've already taken a decongestant but would you continue to take them? Apparently they dry up cm. But I feel like I am so well prepped on that side of things it would be a challenge :)

Congratulations Mslad

Retro....I'm so sorry, what a shit thing to happen! Those tests should be taken off the market with all the false positives

Well AF has just shown up.

Happy cake day everyone.

Shit so sorry retro. I logged on after an evening away hoping to see good news from you. Lots of love xx

Congratulations mslad mademoiselle and starbright though

AM I THE ONLY ONE LEFT ON THIS FUCKING BUS?!

Oh retro I am so sorry.

I honestly think those tests should be taken off the market.
From me.

fancy I'm sure the rest of us will hang around with you til the end. I've joined the May bus but still here too.

Retro - when you are ready, come over to the May bus? It would be lovely to see you there so those of us left can continue our journeys together.

Will definitely be over genni, it was being on this bus that kept me sane this last few days.

Gonna hang about here with fancy till the end of the month.

Grab a glass and down that champagne retro. You bloody deserve it.

I can just picture it now without you lot... me telling myself my lack of SYMPTOMS, urging myself to poas and shouting random disgusting words to myself. Then offering myself condolences when af eventually arrives

Hang on, what about kitty?

im still here and watching!

I think kitty has headed over to the May bus? Not sure though.

LABIA!

Surely it would be easier for me to just hope over to May...

BUT THEY MIGHT FIND IT WEIRD IF I JUST SHOUT ANAL FISSURE AT THEM!

Euw, anal fissure