Come one, come all: hop onboard the penis dragon bus and hold on tight for your BFP in April! PART 4!!

[PolytheneGirl]

I completely freaked when I couldn't find the bus......so I started one! I hope all you Dragon Ladies find it and hop aboard!

Squelch

Fancy that just totally made me LOL

There are a lot better words to describe the crotch situation than 'moist'.

Fizzy knickers being my fave!

I've just spluttered my tea out reading these.

DH thinks we are insane. (but glad you are entertaining me so he gets some peace).

i can't wait to be on the AN threads - hopefully all together.

It won't be nearly as funny if we're not all there!

Been reading other sites TTC threads SYMPTOM hunting and they're not nearly as fun!

Sweaty Gooch and Fleshy labia!! Jesus!!
Worst word ever courtesy of the inbetweeners.... CLUNGE!!

I wish you were all over on the A/N thread! I'm going to have to join the May bus too! Why isn't there a penis dragon May bus? Or is there? Off to hunt the penis dragon!!

I used to use clunge pre-inbetweeners. Rumours are THEY stole it from ME.*

(*there are no confirmed rumours)

Just create one Poly! cos' you can. Totes

poly May thread is penis dragon-less. Not sure whether this means spin-off thread or scatter penis dragons all over the innocent May boffers.

Get your penis dragons over to the May thread, we need the luck for the start of May

I think the new name of the thread should be in codes, like "fizzy squelsh boil knickers penis dragon" or something.

Gosh I am laughing hard. I love it. That's the most relaxed I have been in days!

Thank you ALL and a for good measure while we can!

Euwwww, clunge! Grim.

We could infiltrate the May threads with sneaky references to Dragon penises (penii?) and clunge. See how many new friends we make

My fanjo aches. SYMPTOM? I bet you lot are so pleased I feel I can share with you aren't you?

Just ordered 20 more ICs haha! Hopefully Sod's law will prevail and il get a bfp on my left over ones before they arrive :-)

Good luck to anyone testing tomorrow!

This is the most unhelpful and mean thing I have ever said on mn retro but my fanny aches on the first day of my period.

SYMPTOM ALERT. The hole in my nipple seems to have got deeper. Is that a thing? Googling "pregnancy symptom deep nipple" really surprisingly came up with bugger all.

Go on, I dare you fancy!!!

Wouldn't put it past you to go over there now, shout "FLESHY LABIA" and run away again!!!

'Getting fizzy in our knickers, and hoping the phlegmy penis dragons give us babies not boils'

I know I'm a May passenger but I'm not ready to be without the penis dragon lovers yet, cervical Lucas isn't quite as fun

Any future new thread has GOT to have fizzy knickers in the thread title!

and penis dragons. obvs.

Oh there has to be a May penis dragon thread! otherwise it's not the same! And yes i should be on it already but I'd miss u guys too much!
I'm trying to think of a word I hate cos I've just been chuckling to myself reading your posts.
DH already thinks I've gone mental most nights sat chuckling at my phone/ipad.

That's perfect fancy.

We must remember it for future use.

hi Linda!

DO IT RETRO! Get over there and make some dirty minded May bus friends and together we'll take over the world

I agree we are missing you all in may. Do we only get one day of the month with everyone on the same bus?

OR... 'Cervical Lucas or just fizzy knickers?'