Come one, come all: hop onboard the penis dragon bus and hold on tight for your BFP in April! PART 4!!

[PolytheneGirl]

I completely freaked when I couldn't find the bus......so I started one! I hope all you Dragon Ladies find it and hop aboard!

No, it's words we can't stand! Haha!

Flaccid

Hahahahhaa MrsE!!

Ooooh the May thread (contraband, I've been spying, I know!) has a brilliant typo for mucus: Lucas! So it's now officially 'Cervical Lucas' which just totally cracks me up.

I do hate phlegm.

Oh and OH has totes not caved in, like, not.at.all. BUT: we are opening a bottle of champers (bought very cheaply in France) just because we can, so I guess he's forgiven? (or I'm just tipsy)>

It would indeed be so great to join the A/N thread together! I love the fact there is a 'permanent' dragon-ladies one. So we WILL be there together at some stage anyway.

Flesh

I love that too. I miss the preggos it's nice to know we're going somewhere everybody knows your name

Hahaha Cervical Lucas - ruining it as a baby name for many a mumsnetter!

And genni, countdownpregnancy is my new favourite site (after MN, obvs.).

fancy, imagine when you next hear it on the playground... "LUCAAAAAS!!!"... you'll be thinking back to Easter 2014 and a very different type of Lucas...

We miss you too retro :)

Oh and I hate the word... MOIST! Bleugh.

My DNephew is named Lucas!! I'll never look at the poor sod the same way again!!

treacle! You just can't stay away from your April bus buddies

Oh god moist!

just writing it gives me the heebies.

Aaaaaargh.

Haha that would be my typo, cervical Lucas and the word I hate most is "jobbie"

I don't mind 'moist'. It's not a bad thing to be

I love 'wee jobbie' makes me giggle every time!

On a side note, I feel really down in the dumps tonight. And cold. And tired.

SWEATY GOOCH

I'm still lurking too! We want you all to join us on the dragon thread!

When the last one ran out suddenly I was frantically searching for 'penis dragons' to find the new one!

I can't retro! It's so quiet on the A/N threads.

Soggy gusset

Boil!

When I eventually join the AN group (seems a lifetime away) I'm going to go on all the threads and just shout FLESHY LABIA to make my entrance

Ew boil!

Fancy you just made me spit out my champers!

BOIL! eeeeeeeeewwwwww.

I agree that moist is actually quite a good thing to be BUT it does conjure up rather unwanted mental images.

Linda: thank you for the best.typo.ever