Come one, come all: hop onboard the penis dragon bus and hold on tight for your BFP in April! PART 4!!

[PolytheneGirl]

I completely freaked when I couldn't find the bus......so I started one! I hope all you Dragon Ladies find it and hop aboard!

I can see why some groups don't bother with the buses and just keep going. Means there's no saying goodbye!

I'm going to cry when this bus reaches the terminus!

HOW DID I END UP HERE?! www.007b.com/nipple_gallery.php

We should just make a " Boost your cervical Lucas with horny penis dragon talk in 2014" BFP bus so we can all stay together

All the penis dragons are on the may bus, its just not got a penis dragon title.....Still the same lovely (bonkers) dragons though!

Great idea linda

Have any of you seen the videos on YouTube of people testing for pregnancy using bleach?

fancy you are such a total weirdo!

I've not been there already this evening looking for pictures of darkened areolas

And don't worry about the achy fanjo thing. I'm only just figuring out my regular cycle symptoms so it may well be AF. My nipples hurt too, hence the Googling, but once again it's the right time for it to be AF on her way.

No linda WTF?!

My pal said it's what she did last week that spooked her enough to come round here to use my FRER, and sure enough she got a bfp. You seemingly pour your pee into bleach and if it totally foams up loads it's a +, very bizarre

Once a always a , no matter what bus you are on , I say!!!!!!

linda, step away from the videos.......

I really want to wee in bleach now

Oh god I can just see it now - us all merrily peeing on bleach.

poas
piac
posb (pee on some bleach)

Not that I tried it but non upduffed wee just fizzes a little

Yes!! Just finished doing the marking paperwork for one class of controlled assessments. Get in

I can put my feet up now

Do you think I'd get away with cleaning the loo then peering in it? considers a way to save £££ on pee sticks

Hehe retro, now there's a way to say your cash

Well done Kitty! My big marking deadline is Monday so obviously spent all night doing bugger all in avoidance. So big well done for getting yours out the way!

Ha! Got a call from the builders earlier saying they could start work on the house on Monday and I was like great, fab, see you then. Then I saw the date and remembered if was dh's SA that day! He has to wank in a pot at home and whizz it to the hospital! I was like Erm, we are busy that day, doing Erm something, can you start Tuesday instead?

DH was standing in the doorway doing elaborate wank into pot impressions whilst I was still on the phone and it was all I could do not to splutter with laughter! I bet the builder guy was wondering what this strange something was!

Hahaha bet those builders are gossiping victoria :p

Victoria that has just made me spit out my post work g&t hilarious!

I hate the word moist too and panties! knickers fine. pants fine. panties gross.

Love fizzy knickers!

Linda: I love the thread title. Suggest it to the May bus! And Cervical Lucas is now a thing on MN, I'm sure. There will be a smiley for it soon, no doubt!

fancy : so you're a teacher too? Or did I get it wrong? too lazy to scroll back up and check absolutely bonkers, the humour the youth of today are exposed to. I'm sure I never had any teachers half as funny as you guys.

At least I've almost forgotten about fizzy wee and moist panties for the best part of this evening.

Almighty roooooaaaarrrr

fancy I'd like you to be my BFF pretty please? You always make me laugh! I'm a teacher too with a terrible sense of humour so we could spend hours discussing baby making and teaching hides spy goggles and notepad
On a lighter note AF has stayed super duper oh so light that I'm convincing myself its still just spotting... I love denial.

Morning ladies!

Just used up my last CB Digi stick on CD25. LO and behold...another flashing smiley. Hy can't by body just finction normally!!!

I'm about to POAS... Temp hasn't dropped this morning.

I do feel a bit nervous, I've saved my sensitive test for today and AF is due, so if it's -ve it's probably right. Back in a minute.