Come one, come all: hop onboard the penis dragon bus and hold on tight for your BFP in April! PART 4!!

[PolytheneGirl]

I completely freaked when I couldn't find the bus......so I started one! I hope all you Dragon Ladies find it and hop aboard!

I hate the word phalange. And orifice.

Oooh I like that thinking Retro, especially because if I am lucky, OH will cave in before me...

DH never caves before me . He lives the above motto.

Just had a play with the calculator... Due to my weirdly long cycle I should get an accurate result today... Nooooooo!

No AF yet, no AF yet, no AF yet...

Retro I didn't even get a faint line until 13dpo. Fx

It would be spectacularly shite for AF to arrive in the middle of my birthday day out.

Got a sensitive test for tomorrow. The others have basically been a cheap option to give me something to pee on!

Thanks English - might ask for those tests too. I ov early so Google suggests it probably would have shown up on the day 21 but I guess you never know.

I lurve countdown to pregnancy! its the best website!

Is anyone planning to poas tomorrow? I'm just waiting it out til AF now I think but would love to see some bfps and leave on a high!

I feel a bit sad that the April bus will be ending and some unlucky ones will be hitting the May bus - I feel like us stragglers all get to know each other well by the end of each bus lol and almost like I'm intruding when I join a new bus mid thread!

Yeah I feel the same genni! Well if I'm out in the next couple of days I will definitely be hanging around here until the bitter end! Just for the laughs really.

retro I don't get cervix prodding. I've never felt mine - it's too high up. Where is it supposed to be?! I had a mirena for 5 years and it wasn't possible to feel the decent length threads.

Nostril doesn't bother me. I quite like phalange. I hate the word 'cock' most of all. ICK.

I had a friend who referred to a lady's genitals as 'gash'

truly offensive.

I hate the word 'egghead' not sure why!

So sorry to hear of those who have been visited by the bitch-am sure I will be keeping you company soon!

Annoyed I seem to have such sporadic luck with OPKs. Don't think I'll use them next month and just keep doing a shagathon. It worked in Feb

I agree with you genni-getting AF at the end of the month means I have been there to the bitter end for 4 buses now . By the time I get over to the next bus, there are BFPs already! We will get our BFP though and thank God we have each other!

I do think it's sad that we all start the month off so positive and end it with the last few stragglers buoying each other up through the final few days. How fab would it be if we could all move on to the A/N threads together? We did get a fair few BFPs this month though, fingers crossed May will be another lucky one.

Oh, and I see your 'cock' and raise you 'gusset'.

Quite like 'gusset', makes me think of a Victorian bustle or something!

'Snot' makes me always want to vom...

phlegm

Doesn't help that I've been over-producing it for weeks. Bleugh.

mucus is mine.

I hate it.

I hate 'phlegm' too but I LOVE 'bulbous'! It's always been my favourite word weirdo

Pus

Smegma

Scrotum

this game is far more fun than sitting wallowing.

Fungus

You lot are nuts, but you're making me chuckle so keep it coming!

Can't t think of any words I don't like at the moment. Pity. I kind of wanted to join in your fun game.

Colon

Clot

urrrrrgghhh nice one retro.

Fingering

LOL!

Omg who the hell said colon! That can't be your favourite word!