Come one, come all: hop onboard the penis dragon bus and hold on tight for your BFP in April! PART 2!!

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Here we go, all aboard!!

Hi Retro xx

Hi Retro! Drag him upstairs either way-couldn't hurt!

Hi retro where have you been hiding? I'd 2nd dragging dh to bed!

So I got my full on smily this morning and have dtd this afternoon. Have had watery cm and stabby ovaries! Phoned dh this morning while he was in the yard with the guys that work for us. On load speaker I go "mr e, I've got a big smily face and it's not flashing, you need to come home early"

Well I'm such a plank! I went to tesco, no frer so went to asda, grabbed, paid, ran.... Got home, First Response One Step!!! stupid hormonal woman No way is it going to show up on that! Thankfully DH is going to go and find some while I'm putting DS to bed. Gggrrraaaahhh again!

Retro get that man in your bed, NOW! That's an order!!

Hi

Feeling very chilled out this cycle. Was expecting a short one; CD 16,17,18 came and went, no AF. Been monitoring my cervix position, went high this week, then ewcm. So, DTD later, if it works, brilliant, if not, onward!

Poly, I luffs you . Now we have an assortment of tribal fertility stuff.

missmrsmummy, did I spot a possible bfp??!!

Need to shake this migraine so I can read the rest of the thread. Now, what's good for curing headaches ?

I thought it was Retro but I've had bfns since. I'm 11DPO and have spotting but AF is 2 days late (but this could be the B6 I've been raking to lengthen my LP). Just waiting for AF to arrive really... obviously deluding myself hoping she won't!

rubbish. I really wanted to come back to an empty bus littered with discarded dragon penises.

Hope it is the B6 doing the trick (obvs hope more for a stealth bfp!) and that LP is getting long enough to cook a wee bean.

Hi English

Stats for me:

This next cycle will be the 4th / TTCing number 2 / (hopeful) BFP expected May 5

Not had chance to read through, will do now.

Thanks everyone. Doesn't really feel real ATM but it made me smile getting so many messages after work. Bought more tests earlie which have been burning a hole in my bag at work all day. Trying not to get too excited but is hard not to.

Poly hurry up and POAS for us!

Poly I can DEFINITELY SEE A LINE. That is a line

Congratulations!

Hit Stunt! Good luck with the tww. Good luck to Retro and Mrsextraodinary if I'm reading it right - starting TWW now??

Am so tired, DS awake from 4.30 and so I might have misread things. Love the penis dragon

Exciting day, congratulations littlebear

Have you done it yet poly?

I'm supposed to watching this weeks obem but this is more exciting!!!

Eeeek! I feel like I've built you all up and myself for a big let down here.

Fx

No Poly! Think positive :)
I'm about 3dpo so living vicariously through you!

Hi everyone, I'd like to join the bus! On cycle 3 ttc, af due on Saturday. Had a dodgy tummy for last 24hrs and feeling sick. Sensible head says it's a tummy bug, obsessive head says it's a symptom. Good luck everyone!

Ooh Poly, I keep checking in for a poas update!

Welcome bumble and good luck

Hello bumble and welcome

Just been looking ahead on fertility friend. we might miss ov next cycle as I'm away but my next fertile time in may we have a weekend away planned, just me and dp Yay lots of time to dtd!!

Hope I'm not the only crazy lady who looks ahead at cycles

Quick question. I still have fmu from this morning. Should I use it or poas? Waiting for DH to get home with the pee-sticks!

Spinning I've been looking ahead too. As dh and I don't see
Each other on Thursdays ( he works early and I work late ) and my most fertile days for April and May are looking like Thursdays!!! Think we will be having to wake each other before and after work!!!!

Sorry poly, no advise about the FMU, but I have my fingerscrossed for u x

Spinning I am a nightmare with planning ahead, I even tried to book a holiday away to time it 'right'. Missed it by a week in the end lol!

Poly, I'd get a fresh one, the hormones might have carried on building up. Or do one from this morning and a fresh one?

Poly I'd use fresh wee today and do another test with fmu tomorrow

I look ahead too - always knew that March was a hopeful month (sadly it wasn't to be) as we were away on holiday and that April is unlikely as DH is away so much.

I am hoping May will be a nice uninterrupted month.

Poly I'd use new wee too and do another tomorrow if need be.

Thanks Bumble and nicnak nice to know I'm not alone in my madness

Poly I too would use fresh pee

Yes Genni May is looking good and because af is due early May I get another cycle on the May bus