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Come one, come all: hop onboard the penis dragon bus and hold on tight for your BFP in April! PART 2!!

996 replies

Owlie84 · 03/04/2014 11:53

Here we go, all aboard!!

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spinningirl10 · 07/04/2014 21:56

Nordic, such sad news about Peaches. So sad for her boys and her familyHmm

PolytheneGirl · 07/04/2014 21:59

You girls are such a bad influence on me! I'll see how things are in the morning Confused

Very sad news about Peaches Geldof. Those poor children Sad

Treaclepie19 · 07/04/2014 22:02

Doooooo it!!! :p sorry, i am just ao eager to poas myself!
Where are all the penis dragon pics? Havent had any for a while.

Nordicmom · 07/04/2014 22:08

Good luck poly if you'll test tomorrow :)!

Sparrowlegs248 · 07/04/2014 22:10

Don't do it poly!!!! I am due bfp friday - stick it out!!

I don't watch obem. DH gets squeamish at it god help me...

I feel very sad about poor Peaches and her babies.

What is the koalaplan mrs?

PolytheneGirl · 07/04/2014 22:12

One cuddle penis dragon!

PolytheneGirl · 07/04/2014 22:13

*cuddly penis dragon

MrsExtraOrdinary · 07/04/2014 22:16

Notta, it was invented by mrskoala I believe of the bfps on the January bus. It's upside down cycling after dtd to work the swimmers up the tubes Wink

Viperama · 07/04/2014 22:18

Lol Poly, c'mon magic penis dragon give us some wee dragonettes

Treaclepie19 · 07/04/2014 22:23

Yaaaay thanks Poly :) Now we need a virile penis dragon :p

Sparrowlegs248 · 07/04/2014 22:26

Lol that remindsof Phoenix nights where the bouncy castle 'sammy the one eyed snake was a '20 foot cock and balls man!!'

broodysnoopstie · 07/04/2014 22:41

Haha Mrs E if only I could find some!!

PolytheneGirl · 07/04/2014 22:49

Right, you naughty ladies! I have decided I am NOT poas or iac in the morning! I look after my friends baby usually 3 days a week but I've only got him 2 days this week and I just don't think I can take getting a bfn then having to look after a baby all day. It will break me!! So I am 100% waiting for Thursday morning! At least I'll be pretty busy until then.

Aaaarrrrgggghhhh I could scream!

Treaclepie19 · 07/04/2014 22:53

Good plan Poly even if i wanted you to haha
That is a very good idea :)

MademoiselleG · 07/04/2014 22:57

Eeek. Rubbish to hear about all these AF visiting.
I've hd a shitty day at work and really can't wait to be off. victoria I totally empathise about the 'small' things adding up and making life hell. This morning I misread a colleague's email as something really insulting and undermining and then had a massively unprofessional rant to people in my team, so much so that I felt the need to go and speak to my manager about it...who made me aware that I had misunderstood some of it. Felt very, very stupid. that colleague is still a b*tch though. Anyway, after starting the day feeling all tearful and sobby and pathetic, I just didn't get myself back on track and got really stupidly annoyed by every single little thing that happened afterwards: people interrupting me, not following instructions, too big a queue at itsu (eat that sushi while you can!), none of my favourite dish left when finally joined said queue, meetings delayed....I guess I wouldn't mind quite so much if I didn't feel quite so tired and over emo about the whole ttc business!

So good to know that we are not alone AND that there are going to be lots of BFPS this month Smile

MademoiselleG · 07/04/2014 22:58

Exciting Poly

Treaclepie19 · 07/04/2014 23:04

Sorry to hear you're having a shitty time :(

I'm concerned cus DH doesnt want to dtd tonight. Probably best with how unwell im feeling but we did yesterday lunchtime and now wont til tomorrow night. Second day of solid smiley so was really hoping to :/

PolytheneGirl · 07/04/2014 23:05

Sorry you've had such a shitty day Made. I have been feeling exactly the same for about a week. All my emotions seem to be bubbling just under the surface all the time just waiting to boil over. I hope you have a better day tomorrow Thanks

bellaboo88 · 07/04/2014 23:23

I've had a good think & spoke to dp....we both agree its best. I can't imagine giving birth & my mum missing it.

Ive only just turned 26 so no rush. Just restarted college & I'm self employed, work as I please. Do fancy a regular job, I closed my successful business last year so no money pressures. Would be nice to have regular job & get maternity pay tbh. Hopefully see you soon ladies :-) xx

kurama · 07/04/2014 23:43

well I surprised myself and had a great time at anne summers party. got a little something to wear for dhs bday next month. and hopefully ill get my bfp then as well Wink this enlarged cyst is still making me feel off but as long as it doesnt rupture again im kinda happy lol

MrsExtraOrdinary · 07/04/2014 23:48

Treacle couldn't you just ask him for a quicky? Bribe him! I know I'm going to shove that full on smily up dhs arse if he refuses me ! Angry

PolytheneGirl · 08/04/2014 00:05

Haha MrsE I'm actually a but scared for MrE right now Shock

Zermatt · 08/04/2014 05:55

I keep thinking that the 5 days of positive OPK's is actually a sign I didnt O this month. I didnt really notice any O pain, and I normally get strong PMS syptoms by now, but I just feel nothing, very normal. Kicking myself for not temping this month.

victoria401 · 08/04/2014 06:58

Just woken from the most bizarre dream. I had a gorgeous 8 month old baby with Down's and ginger curls. We were on holiday and this pair of ancient old ladies that ran the rickety hotel had lost my cot/pram conversion set if there is such a thing and my suitcase! So this baby had to be lugged around in my arms whilst I was trying to buy new stuff and was constantly smiling.

Lets hope this meeting today about new proposed working hours doesn't crush me as bad as the new bus times/routes of yesterday....

EnglishGirlAbroad · 08/04/2014 07:00

Morning ladies!
It's so frustrating isn't it Zermatt. I hope you did ov. Temping is both a curse and a godsend. I get so annoyed when my temps don't do what they should. I'm trying taking it vaginally now to see if my temps are more stable that way.
Hope you managed to DTD Treacle!! I always make a sex plan with DH in the days leading up to when I think I'm going to ov. So he knows exactly what his duties are! Going to try SMEP to the letter this cycle.