Get your ROC's off, Get your ROC's off honey! Knickers down, legs up and capes on in the competition for SOTM! Just Shagging part 22 - the one with all the BFPs!

[DulcetMoans]

Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied from previous Fred)

1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
4. Thou shalt share with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce envy in other posters).

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

Icing = ovulating. Another autocorrect development!

Getting your Cape on = planning some serious pouncing on DH/DP

TWOT - Two Weeks of Torture!

The link to Part 21 is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/2007110-Drop-all-things-contraband-we-dont-want-youre-OPKs-here-Grab-a-cape-stroke-the-unicorn-and-reserve-your-spot-in-the-pity-Jacuzzi-Its-JUST-SHAGGING-THREAD-21" target="_blank">here</a>

The current Grads Fred is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/antenatal_clubs/1817751-Just-Shagging-Grads-Fred-8-Roll-up-roll-up-all-Viroids-welcome" target="_blank">here</a>

The rather nobbish article in which we became a little bit notorious is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/the-dark-side-of-mumsnet-my-shocking-tour-of-the-websites-nether-regions-8905055.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">here</a> 

Happy shagging shaggers!

I'm sat here watching mrbabble playing minecraft thinking of cunning ways to get him in the mood ... I have had my wicked way twice in 24 hours but my app says I'm ovulating ????

been quite busy today after an extremely slow start, done the shopping tried hinting for really cheap Easter eggs but couldn't find any so ended up spending £20 on 4 in Morrison's!!! but now we have a four set of yorkie bar mugs

Ha! Babble, my DH has a the yorkie mug one. He's a sucker for easter mugs honestly, we've got a load in the cupboard already. Nearly finished my egg already..... bleuurgh...

Momma eggs, wanna open mine! Tho I may already have eaten a few of the choc cites that come around it ;)

Choccies that is, not chocolate cities, which is a whole other thing :)

Happy Easter viroids! Anyone up to anything nice today? We're going bowling with a group of friends.

Had lovely day yesterday meeting my friend's twins and was very surprised to be asked to be godmother! It's made my weekend and turned a very rubbish week into a lovely one.

We ate all our eggs this week. Oops

Morning viroids, cannot wait to attack my egg!
I'm staying at my in laws this weekend, we are doing the whole telling the family thing! It's been lovely so far apart from the cramping which is killing my buzz. Apparently weeks 5-8 can be painful as womb is starting to really stretch etc.
Feels like ertd now.
Hope everyones Sunday is lovely and relaxing x

Oh Lala that's lovely. Are they boys, girls or one of each?

Mr ND ate an egg yesterday but I have been good so far. It will be demolished quickly today no doubt. I have been useless with the old cape for the last 2 days so put it on for some early morning action today before MiniWil woke up. Silly really as I can tell it's too early in the cycle but you always think 'just maybe'. I wish I had your enthusiasm though Babble. Twice in 24 hours and going for a third?!

Happy Easter Viroids

One of each - think I'm god mum to the wee boy, he's gorgeous! Very chuffed that she asked me - I've got no nieces or nephews so my friends babies are spoiled by me :)

ERTD bizarre - really short 2 days but heavy so can't be implantation. Stupid body. Giving it two more months to take it to 1 year since off pill and will go to doc to see what's happening. Hopefully won't be needed - cape on even more this month!

min hope you have good day telling family :) then you can get even more excited!

Oh how lovely min, are you telling them in any particular way?

Congrats lala, fab news on being godparent! Will there be a christening and party? Something to look forward to!

Same as you zyla - ate my chocolate buttons from my egg but egg is in tact. That's ok, isn't it??

We are off to inlaws today for Sunday roast and an egg hunt. No excuse of kids in our family though - we are all over 23! Haha. We just have an egg hunt anyway! Downside this year though - a baby is coming. Won't go into details as don't want to out myself but baby is not related to anyone and I am anxious about the comments and questions. In verge of telling mother in law anyway as she is on about it all the time!

Oh Lala, that is lovely, what a great Easter present!

Min that's brilliant. Telling family is one of the things I'm most looking forward to. Should make it more real for you!

Almost finished my easter egg last night. Shovelling in my face along with a bottle of red (good cure for anxiety as it turns out ) Hoping Mum's got me another one, going over there for lunch today!

Though Mum just text to say can we bring our own cutlery....

Cbfm ladies: I've had my 2 peaks and a high now, but it still wants me to test for 5 more days.... can I just use an old stick now? Or should I do it "properly" with it being the first cycle?

dulcet it's definitely fine! If anyone asks we can both say 'oh no, I was good, I didn't touch the egg until Easter Sunday of course!' As long as we don't mention the other bits it's true! ;)

happy easter

Am lying on the sofa with OH and the plan for today is to keep lying on the sofa eating crap and watching crap telly!! I may have a tiny hangover today oops!

x

Glad it's only a tiny hangover Duck. Have a lovely lazy day.

That's hilarious about the cutlery Rpopz, are there loads of you going and she just doesn't have enough? Don't think I've been asked to do that before.

Enjoy the roast and egg hunt Dulcet. Hope the baby chat doesn't get you down. I have had lots of 'time for another one' comments recently but I have managed to just laugh it off and change the subject.

Enjoy sharing your news Min and Lala, that is weird about ERTD. Has it happened before like that?

Ha ha Popz I love that you've been asked to bring cutlery! How wil you know what to take? There may be more than one course! ;)

Well the news is out, family are informed. Hopefully everyone will stay off FB for the time being. I got lots of hugs, screeches and even my aunty cried, after the year we've had in our family it was welcome news for her.
Enjoy your day and eggs folks. Hopefully the weather will stay warm. It's clouding over here.

So its ds1s 12 birthday, he's not a big fan of parties (usually ends in meltdown) so I've attempted to make him a minecraft cake, you know when you see pintrests fabulous makes then attempt it yourself and it turns into a pintrest fabulous fail, its kinda like that but ds1 loves it and the bits that Mr babble did are fab, however they are just a few bits and not the whole thing, I think next time I'll just leave him to ice it.

Managed to convince mrbabble it was a good idea for humping last night, by wearing fishnet stockings under my dressing gown and slippers, he fell over his words when he first noticed

Already ate my egg, and my df has ensured that we have 3 hyper ds's by filling an already chunky and large egg full of m and ms magic stars maltesers and every other small chocolate that could possibly fit in a 50 pence piece sized hole.

Happy Easters Viroids!

awww minion you probably made their easter.

Rpopz how funny taking your own cutlery. I may try that one cause we won't have enough for a party when we move.

now...do excuse me I need to watch the sound of music (for the millionth time)

That sounds lovely Min. Do they know you've been trying a while?

Just took 2 knifes and 2 forks with us to Mum's and that was all we needed apparently... Only 5 of us there so not sure what that was about!!! Got a box of Thorntons out of it so a win there :-) Healthy eating is well and truly out of the window this weekend

Happy easter everyone... can't see the bunny faces on my app!

Haha Babble enjoy the comedown from that! Miniwil doesn't usually get chocolate and I can safely say it has turned her into a monster. Like when you feed a mogwai after midnight. I may have to eat the rest of her egg .

Glad it went well Min.

can you believe that only both nans, dad stepmum and baby bro, and step-step daughter and 1 of my brothers exes wished ds1 a happy birthday, I have a mother, and 2 other brothers!!!

ahhhhh that's tea done and out of the way,the smaller ds's started to break into happy birthday song, and ds1 didn't melt down (he can't stand being centre of attention) awesome!!!

I think I am sort of being affected by a bug, again feeling a bit icky today, and ds3 has been a bit "loose".