Get your ROC's off, Get your ROC's off honey! Knickers down, legs up and capes on in the competition for SOTM! Just Shagging part 22 - the one with all the BFPs!

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Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied from previous Fred)

1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
4. Thou shalt share with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce envy in other posters).

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

Icing = ovulating. Another autocorrect development!

Getting your Cape on = planning some serious pouncing on DH/DP

TWOT - Two Weeks of Torture!

The link to Part 21 is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/2007110-Drop-all-things-contraband-we-dont-want-youre-OPKs-here-Grab-a-cape-stroke-the-unicorn-and-reserve-your-spot-in-the-pity-Jacuzzi-Its-JUST-SHAGGING-THREAD-21" target="_blank">here</a>

The current Grads Fred is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/antenatal_clubs/1817751-Just-Shagging-Grads-Fred-8-Roll-up-roll-up-all-Viroids-welcome" target="_blank">here</a>

The rather nobbish article in which we became a little bit notorious is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/the-dark-side-of-mumsnet-my-shocking-tour-of-the-websites-nether-regions-8905055.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">here</a> 

Happy shagging shaggers!

lil

Happy Birthday - just in time!

hope you had a great day!

Hope you had a super-fantastic birthday lil!

So excited to hear about your mini-cookie, cookie. A boy!

Happiest of birthing days to you dear lil, did you manage to get your birthday bonk on? I hope so!
Def no tmi here ladies, however if it's too much, just sy the word and I'll zip it hehe x
mich baloney barb is someone who has nips like baloney (dark brown), yes I invoke the law of sod and ye shall be upduffed before starting job!

lala breadstick wise! before I got a second line they were exactly the same! not too painful! shooting/ rushing type feelings. Afterwards, they've starter end to feel different. More a bruised feeling around the edges, like you've done too many pec exercises, also the nips do get quite sensitive (or at least it is how it is for me). They don't hurt when lying down or when I have a bra on, but as soon as I stand up... Wow. They almost feel heavy.
But as I said, that, for me, only started after I got a bfp.

zing another long one! at least you've got lots of people to reach high up places for you! only my dad and I are tall and we are forever being made to do the lofty jobs. Was it crazy seeing the babies face?

Nausea hasn't resurfaced thankfully. Hopefully it may stay that way, however they do say things ramp up in week 6, so I'll get back to you on that.
Have a great day everyone, hope the sun is shining wherever we all are .

Caved. Tested with frer, bfn

So annoyed at myself, should have waited until due af. Aaaaahhh, stupid person!

Oh Lala . Test again Sunday. You're not out yet. I got myself excited this month too, it sucks. It could just be too early for you though. As for the boobs thing, I agree that they felt heavy when I was pg. And it was a constant thing, didn't come and go. Think everyone is probably different though.

Zing that sounds lovely. You're a pro at all this by now. Moving will be no hassle for you. We moved when I was 6 months pg too. Definitely got me out of heavy lifting.

Cd6 for me. So I can probably get the cape on tonight.

cookie a boy!! how lovely, I have 3 running around, they are loving and cheeky, but adorable at the same time, my eldest has just perfected the art of sarcasm

zing hope your move goes well, I've moved once in ten years, and I found it so stressful, your a braver girl than me

minion I hope the sickness is wearing off for you now

waves to everyone else,

We got woke up with an earthquake here, and I'm suffering from major hay fever today so need to remind myself to take bee pollen this morning, I think its taken its toll on me quite a bit because my stomach muscles ache from all the sneezing and I've got cramps and feel a bit icky too

The sun is shining though so I need to get some washing done and some cleaning, I have the middle one back today, got a phone call last night to tell me he'd been sick, had a headache for three days and has had toothache, I don't know how many times I need to tell them that that is what will happen if they give him carrier bags of sweets and let him stay up late, !!! the last time he went he actually levelled a tooth through the amount of pop they gave him! and its not a case of not letting him go, they are his brothers and sisters from his mothers side so he needs to visit, I just have to make the dentist appts when he gets back ! so frustrating !

hi all, can i join? was on another thread but all there talking about OPKs and technical stuff which I am not using - just trying to guess ovulation at the mo as AF is usually pretty regular for me. CD4 today so shagging will begin in earnest next week. Am i right in thinking one should concentrate one's efforts around days 11-19?!

According to my ap I should be ovulating soon, which means I need to DTD, but dp isn't in the mood !!!! well he wasn't last night! I think I'm going to need to get the fishnets out!

babble I wasn't sure whether to go for hot, cross, babble or hag so went for babble! An earthquake - where the heck are you?

Ps tell dh he doesn't have a choice and pounce!

splodge Hiya! Welcome! Yes this is a good Fred for JSing. I need a kick up the bum today coz I let myself fall into testing trap. Must do better!

splodge welcome I'm new here too, got my first AF last week since coming off depo, and the TTC Fred was mind boggling!!

lala were in Rutland believe it or not, however its not uncommon around the midlands they're just barely noticeable normally, this one was a 3.2.

welcome splodge to answer ur question...it depends. I don't ov until cd20-25 so if I stopped at cd19 I'd miss the egg! how long are your cycles. if they are 28-30 days then 11-19 should be OK IMO.

lovely and sunny here sat in my garden

Oh Lala, hooya for early testing! Far more stressful than its worth. Hope you can resist until AF now. You're not out yet

Well, morning shag accomplished! Guess i am in my 2ww now... or 3ww depending on when the witch decides to turn up this time

TWOTity TWOTity TWOT TWOT.

Funny feeling like a big bubble bursting in my uterus this morning... way too early to be anything... def way too early!

Lucky you Lil, sun seems to have disappeared here! Not that I plan on shifting my fat ass off the sofa at any point today anyway!

RPopz much appreciated and needed! I get bubble bursting thing and had presumed it was ov as it was around that time?

Sunny here - just fell over spectacularly in garden! So hope neighbours didn't see! Stepped onto a step which came away, got sore leg Booo

No more testing...

Just saw news report about earthquake!

I have funny bubble uterus feeling too and I always feel 'full' there - well not always, but have noticed it since ttc this time round. Dr Goofle suggests fibroids. (For the full feeling, not bubbles). It's one reason I keep thinking I'm pg when I'm not.

Oh dear Lala, hope you're ok.

Hi Splodge. I have roughly 28 day cycle and used to aim for those dates but haven't been overly lucky so I figure I'm going to go for the entire time between ERTDs and then I can't possibly miss my window!

Babble, are some of your children step-children? I have got myself a bit confused (it's easily done)!

This bubble was in the middle (rather than on one side which I always assume to be ovulation). Most probably nothing but never felt anything like it before! Have to say I was all set not to believe the cbfm.for the first cycle but I was cramping like a bitch yday and quite tender today still so there definitely was something going on in there!

Eek, hope your leg's okay La!

yes all together there is seven although 4 are grown up and they're are sort of step-step children, the middle one who I often refer to as ds2 is my stepson, he's 8 and sadly lost his mother to cancer 3 years ago, I'm his second mum as he puts it (to his family up north as well) he's adorable and I've mussed him terribly so have the other 2 boys. His mum was with my partner for 8 years and she was a few years older than him too, so had 4 older children, their fathers aren't around so my partner stepped in where they didn't and is still helping them out where he can, and we visit them regularly

Hey, hope everyone's well and looking forward to a nice long weekend!

Think I need a bit of a hooya please, symptom spotting like mad, even though I haven't finished first week of twot yet! I've got spots on my chin, and I never get spots! So that ones definitely there, but I also have a slight metallic taste, although I'm open to the strong possibility that's psychosomatic cos I'm so desperate for a bfp. Hooya away I need to sort my head out lol.

babble it sounds like you have a lovely man there :)

Thanks for the poorly leg concerns, I have a massive bruise on each leg and each arm but it didn't stop me having a riding lesson, I was very impressed with my horse today he was great. I always wonder each month whether it's the last time I'll get to ride him as obviously I won't ride when pregnant. My instructor said something interesting today - I've found he's been a bit naughty for last 8 months and my confidence dipped as a result. She asked me when I started ttc
and surprise surprise it correlates! I must be subconsciously worrying about falling off and it's making him jittery. Horses are remarkable animals!

Off out tonight for easter work drinks. I'm going to be very good and stick to soda

Gentle hooya zyla I know how you feel! My back hurts, I have tingling boobs and cramps and I so desperately want it to be a bfp this weekend! Xx

Thanks lala though let's hope they're real symptoms for us! Have fun tonight and fingers crossed for you this weekend